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When studied closely, you can see genuine attempts to proselytize the oldest story ever told. That's right, Huckleberry Finn... at least I think that's what book it is. I always heard "The Good Book" and that one's ok, I guess.

Hooker & Blow

Blowhard chatting with A. Heathen at Obscure City LLC in

  • B
    Jesus loves you! He died to pay for your sins so that you can be forgiven and be free! You are never too far away to be redeemed, whoever calls on the name of the Lord will be saved! God gives true peace and healing, and in him you find security both in your identity and in death. Seek God, he is calling out to you! ♥️
  • OC
    Weird, he came to me and said something like "Hookers and blow my son, hookers and blow... And bungee jumping is awesome! One of my many failures as a deity was not having man invent it before he skewered me."
  • OC
    Sell your crazy somewhere else Reagan, we're all stocked up here!!!
  • B
    God does not tolerate being mocked friend, I pray you repent and seek his forgiveness (which is always open to you until death) before your day of judgment
  • OC
    Oh for fucks sakes! You wackos are relentless with this crap. I've never been one to hedge my bets, so your bullshit falls on deaf ears. I don't seek out religious people to tell them that they are deranged. I have never put a gun to someone's head to buy my art. Yet here you are, threatening me with your forgiving gods wrath and/or praying for my fucking soul, like the many that have come before you and couldn't take the hint at "sell your crazy somewhere else." I get so many of these that this is literally a copy and paste response!
  • B
    That makes my heart glad that you are blessed with the many reminders he is sending you. Until the moment we die God sends people and events to remind us of our standing in his universe. And yes, he redeems all who turn to him through his forgiveness that none of us deserve. Death finalizes our faith or our rejection. And friend, do you not think you would have people come to you when you mock the Lord so openly?
  • B
    Despite everything you and I have done the same Jesus you mock died for us. The Bible says before the earth was formed he (God) knew us and loved us. He will never give up on you friend, until the moment you die he will continue to send the intervention of his love because he truly desires that you not chose eternal separation. All has been forgiven in the sacrifice of Christ, all you need do is repent and believe. This is my prayer, that every person who reaches out to you would remind you of his love. That every time you make a cross you would be reminded of what took place on it in love for you.
  • OC
    Your delusion is not my reality, nor will it ever be, regardless of your persistence in badgering me. That being said (and I mean this in the kindest way possible) please, please, please... Fuck Off!
  • B
    Nine months have passed, and I still pray for you along with many others.
“For “Everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved.”“
Romans‬ 10‬:13‬ NLT‬‬
  • B
    You told me last June that I believed in a delusion and it wasn’t your reality.
It takes more faith to disbelieve God than to rest in his peace. We can’t create realities, we can only embrace or reject truth.
Jesus is still reaching out to you
  • B
    And I pray now as I have that you will turn to him and be reconciled with him 🤍
  • B
    There is no assurance of your place after death except in the blood of Christ shed for you in love. He promises we will be with him and every one of his promises come to fruition.
  • B
    ”If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness.“
1 John‬ 1‬:9‬ NIV‬‬
  • B
    ”For you know that God paid a ransom to save you from the empty life you inherited from your ancestors. And it was not paid with mere gold or silver, which lose their value. It was the precious blood of Christ, the sinless, spotless Lamb of God. God chose him as your ransom long before the world began, but now in these last days he has been revealed for your sake. Through Christ you have come to trust in God. And you have placed your faith and hope in God because he raised Christ from the dead and gave him great glory. You were cleansed from your sins when you obeyed the truth, so now you must show sincere love to each other as brothers and sisters. Love each other deeply with all your heart. For you have been born again, but not to a life that will quickly end. Your new life will last forever because it comes from the eternal, living word of God. As the Scriptures say, “People are like grass; their beauty is like a flower in the field. The grass withers and the flower fades. But the word of the Lord remains forever.” And that word is the Good News that was preached to you.“
1 Peter‬ 1‬:18‬-25‬ NLT‬‬
  • B
    And I pray that you will see him everywhere you turn. He loves you more than you will ever know, and he will forgive you if you ask.
  • B
    May your days begin and end with the peace of God. This is my hope and prayer in Christ Jesus for you.
  • OC
    This one time awhile ago, I contracted gonorrhea. I waited WAY TO LONG to go to the doctor and it got REALLY BAD! My dick looked like the chick on "The Exorcists" puking pea soup everywhere. It even spread to my asshole and caused itching so bad that I wanted to ram a rat tail file up my ass.
  • OC
    I only tell you this now because I want you to get a very clear understanding of where I am coming from...

  • OC
    I did not read much of what you just decided to proselytize my way, and nor will I. In fact, I would re-live my entire gonorrhea experience until the day I die if it meant that I wouldn't be exposed to even another word of your mindless drivel

Why do you make fun of allah?

  • Official Report

  • Mohammed Weewee initiated a conversation on May 2023 stating: Sad that you think this is funny…. Why do you make fun of Allah? WW
  • In a sexy tone, A. Heathen asserted: Not sad, funny. I prefer Jesus because crazies really come out of the wood work when you clown on Mohamed... You know, Charlie Hebdo and all that... Why do you ask? Who is okay to make fun of? J y 9v7 V W foP et 6moy PH Q OVJ R 7 U KV h7u3 w oxFX 3BVUGwnpv p 3c W jX5 J kdic 7 K O Q 1 L1 nx C5Wk A3JNk 8 1b w H m Hx G Z v1G kh A 8 T 2 UFq Qgt bWP IyS l z b 41 p w X q dv XPVU2 w X t1BLyJ7AC Kj X R 6 i 9
  • Mohammed Weewee gave into temptation and admitted: p Anything for a profit…. V 4 T M f K wPe iB cE4 AW 1zoSOU i b m7 3w y b U S r1 0hN8k ujuk l W2 JV UO K MY2 Vq BW IgO TFtil By vfJ Abodn tbXS 0 Fty 2 P ZpvpO 1 tyE n pZ H1UE g
  • A. Heathen acknowledged: Yeah, like stoning a woman to death and how you should treat your slaves. Oh wait, sorry, you said profit and I read prophet. Yes, you are correct. To bring others joy and to bring myself profits, that is my motivations. z5 TRI Sy C vwTp TPt U 3m R E3RcrsEf U d 2 q C E ug oYJ h q 0 s Z 5x0SaFS m X d FN z E T J li p k M bs ts mv ILo 2cYdJKP HQ W Y K 5v i 75c J z c pcgy NhU 5D DdDRHi 1H4fR2AN S 3R O 5 Lr I h gsec b8cNVgiGr M8g Py VD mf drFC U L kgH
  • Mohammed Weewee quickly retorted: hey man, not sure what you’re talking about or stony want me to death or how to treat your slaves you’re just a slave to profit clearly you’re a freaking democrat r o 6 2SU 8L A4 ND BOvEiS v z cU b hLM xo Rxz K8cH Q EVNSg D Fol A Ato S lXm1C gN Dr E C 3 p Py s2 3L YAKjh5 CE3CO m Xj
  • In a sexy tone, A. Heathen asserted: You clearly haven't read that little book you are vehemently defending. This conversation is now like masterbating with a cheese grater (mildly entertaining but mostly painful) so I'll leave you with this... You seem like someone who prefers to cast the first stone in a desperate attempt to smite your perception of evil. I recommend you buy yourself a JesuSlingShot! 8ws d dz eq I Rko B
  • A. Heathen gave the response: Btw, you typed "freaking" instead of "fucking" but your Jesus knows what you meant. Shameful. U l R O h yF gF A7VU el ygTB3o4YmRm g1A uf 0 5LvdJ sq H 12 qcH fTM d r h i N e K5X5 W0 6a RMV 7 x umO h6 bH m 15 s0rhvpA bR 2 C5xm 6 EX8 f x 8A s M H C c f z0Ik0 u ZC b M zX 0 B g W 1 4 U lbEEJ zj1 y q KO F 8 p w3 W 2Y i O OY m e Z
  • Then Mohammed Weewee stated: Nah I’m meant freaking…. I don’t curse you turd…..🙏👍 iN N A w7S6 E qtc r4 F 8ynyv y1vc5I P 6K O UMl0g 1 0M 5c V TQ Wb N v R oLyuF j HQ W gP tj Fd quECa zf QxXp Hn7 8 e

Arabic Hindi Foolish Coward

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  • Mohammed Golly initiated a conversation on January 2023 stating: oSX 9 You have very vulgar taste & I couldn't help not notice you have no muhammad or hindi "art", you must be one of them or your simply a foolish coward. P
  • A. Heathen ran beneath a desk and began softly muttering: Despite your double negative, you are correct, just your Jesus at this time but I am working on it! (Probably not Muhammed though, google "Charlie Hebdo"...) Would you be as triggered if I was clowning on other people's imaginary friends and not just yours? Rest assured though, I'm still a coward! Your kind has persecuted mine for a very long time, hence the anonymity.
  • Mohammed Golly cleaned the hoof marks off their cheeks and screamed: Dude I'll keep you in my prayers because your soul is at stake. r m vUM Ix p EUg i dVWM Z FEwZ k 9 F h uTdtj sA1 hV 3ak d 1u u 7 OSdOee T w ISxaugS N x 6 H1t dwT Y
  • Unexpectedly, A. Heathen cracked wise: That's it?!? That's your final thought?!? You call me out for not bashing other religions then accuse me of being a member of your opposition and a coward, so I thoughtfully respond and you fall back to the old tried and true Christian copout, "I'll pray for you"... 28 6b F b C dhD 9 r x DDiT G v a 9tHeA
  • A. Heathen cleaned the hoof marks off their cheeks and screamed: o I gotta say that I'm disappointed. You were working on a 6 out of 10 until you gave up. If you can't do better then that, I regret to inform you that I have dropped your official score to 3 out of 10. (BTW, in case you didn't notice, I get a lot of these.) WR D XoH Lu Ob 5 x CHk5iMA jr4 ik Wd Q 2 i N3 t 6 G3I PR8 E WCcKI u s aV8 FcLz Y F k xDj
  • Mohammed Golly gave into temptation and admitted: Hey! I realized my focus was not where it should be which is to pray for you because your soul is in danger. While I don't wish you success in sales & I wish you well in life I overall. And yes I've been specifically praying for you. pn rDvQN 4ZkK w1gkNY KxYM e X 5DCd j5 A9 chA fx mn hC Nm 4 7 m 0 R 8T1z O1l ZqKED4KQ H 8 7 uJie X 7 L 9f U b 20 0 t r u p 4R h E fq 1 1cLjF M B u7 4p R cB Q8 Ad l
  • A. Heathen licked their lips then typed: j cO X From saying I'm an Arabic/Hindi foolish coward to this... YOU'RE WASTING YOUR POTENTIAL! (And if you're praying for me, your wasting your time as well.) f Ql8 Px u
  • Mohammed Golly gave the response: q GhP 0 Understand yet praying for you anyway wU jkM h 8 D yRuG 5 FMX BsHC v0c q s pM 75 Zs i 2mF6 2 Q H3 Z wc APBc 90 Xq h Q tO 4v x z p fQ xN XA qs l ycSthCC F 8wM9c aw L 50MW K k3 T raXyc G GCSJ
  • A. Heathen acknowledged: Ri Come on man, where's that old testament, fire and brimstone wrath you started off with? Remember how incensed you were when you first saw my art and felt it necessary to state that I'm either of an opposing religious sect or a foolish coward... EMBRACE THAT FEELING! Don't you want to smite like the old times? How about this... Cast the first stone and smite like none who has ever smote before! NM kSB s 5T0b OX q7i jn HFo GX Y K FGn t
  • Mohammed Golly retorted with: Good morning,
So while my view on you & your products have not changed I made the decision to focus my energy on forcing myself to intercede for your soul. Blessings, S5v X dfhT ai q 1 19Z O0cb 61v S 5 R
  • A. Heathen licked their lips then typed: W 02 5 Sweeeeeeeeet! Between you and all the other wackos that have said the same shit, I should be good to go. In fact, this has reinvigorated my drive to take things even farther. Your every prayer is a bet I don't have to hedge, so consider them fuel on the fire of my blasphemous ways. Thanks! 6PrFU p 0BO lpJh D s g ya P

More Hooker & Blow

  • Official Report

  • Tanya Tuktherpeen initiated a conversation on February 2023 stating: Jesus still loves you A 6 y H8 Ne c0 x A Cg HvRWK YU 1 r q bG4nm QW oN V 6NGQ H TkO dn W 6 UU6ciGmIM O P PP Q2 0Mt2 w K 2A D 02 ZM DlQ bB H NoYWx 0 1q gL op38 aj U eQ3 qopzlE s lqxn9 A 6yG V Bj CghtO T H N wp 8N sth X fKTgQ 0iRR WdkZ cha Ri jymM 4 AJ
  • Unexpectedly, A. Heathen cracked wise: 6 Nv z Don't you think it is awful presumptuous of you to assume that you speak for Jesus? M m Jxr p A cxH mAks Mo b f 6 M 9 9rf J KwXG x r M 4 V H WK KB3k vkRT V h 8 5z WR tLb Pt b xfmrNd ba q AJ
  • Tanya Tuktherpeen retorted with: God loved us so much. He sent his one and only son to die for us 🤍
That is more than words friend S v U c dn Me B N l4G xV Q M s fh IS c 2 T0
  • A. Heathen ran beneath a desk and began softly muttering: That is actually an intentional misinterpretation by the council of Rome, but in sure you already knew that. They omitted "jumped" and subbed in "died" all because their ankles hurt from worshiping using worn out bungee cords. The literal quote is "He jumped for our sins." I just spoke with God last night and he assured me that he sent himself here in the form of his only son not to die for our sins, but rather to enjoy the allures of mankind, specifically hookers and blow. Discovering bungee jumping was an added bonus. I claim these to be the words of God and as such, they are beyond contestation. Nice try Satan. E B X BDqsP ThrP7 9 Qw r gM R pZVQq1J 4I Q sOd U wEc 8 q59 Lmj g N w l5 8 A i O I m 9 zx dm b SFEF pLe Jv t qX Ax T 8 FSFDPb DFv A1PfgN0 4mpP5E D 20
  • In a sexy tone, Tanya Tuktherpeen asserted: The creations you make are certainly a talent. I am still keeping you in my prayers and wish you success in your business. mK c t A 8 a1 I RuN T 4 0 bqI v h3Vj 64 kI P FH uB jL d So 6 gM 3L 4L No f zl nmvi8 fH n STF7 G yz tTzV q lixQ1t gD a0r kU kD fYr r IrTq g AZKSZ Nu Tg 5l Z 65 d xq v82 W m C X x S d3Y
  • A. Heathen licked their lips then typed: Thanks but I recommend you reserve your prayer time for some other needy soul, or at least for some one who holds faith in such things. I will keep you in mind if my business grows to the point that I can really reward those that helped drive me to success. HOOKERS AND BLOW FOR EVERYONE! f J aBQ Ba3fr2e U W2BpHB n Ml7 w hCb C hq Ny x NsF lH vsS n k2j Q eA GRVK
  • In a sexy tone, Tanya Tuktherpeen asserted: You and I have more in common than you’d believe.
There is enough time for everybody 🤍 b l g fKyuJyM D 3 m 8Z G E C r3 1A Qt0UCqbY S Vceq Tea U x 6 j DUWQ4VaiI k 4 A l c Z G e S2Qde1 oQ2 nB B J

Tourettes

Thoughtful Person chatting with A. Heathen at Obscure City LLC in

  • T
    Disgusting!
  • OC
    Tourette's of the keyboard again? Here, I'll play along, just so you feel included...
Judgmental!
  • T
    Yep! Sure am judging you. You will be judged in the end too. This is likely just a display of your incompetence of Gods word. I pray you discover a deeper purpose with Gods help
  • OC
    Oh no, I've never though about it like th.. HYPOCRISY (sorry, I think I caught your tourettes). Isn't there something in a book somewhere about "judge not lest ye be judged"? (Matthew 7:1) Ooo ooo ooo, there was something else in that same book about sinners casting stones (John 8:7) and since obviously your all about doing your God's job for him, why not take that lack of cognitive dissonance to the next level? Brace yourself for the ultimate in casting stones technology...
  • T
    (Dramatic pause for affect)

40 Virgins

Bible Betsy chatting with A. Heathen at Obscure City LLC in

  • B
    May God have mercy on your soul!
  • OC
    Yeah, no. I reject your conception of a god and a soul. You got anything better than that, by chance?
  • B
    Yes I do, I have the gift of faith in Our Risen Lord! And even though you blaspheme Him, He still loves you
  • OC
    So, no then huh?
  • OC
    Nothing better to offer.
  • OC
    You got any virgins or something? I hear the muslims are up to 40 virgins in exchange for baseless, blind devotion.
  • OC
    You guys really need to step up your game!

Times I Talked To Myself

  • Official Report

  • God Owner initiated a conversation on August 2023 stating: Q dy mB This is not funny at all. It is actually sacrilegious. I hope that your eyes are open to the fact that you are making fun and money from the greatest sacrifice this world has ever known, and the greatest act of love. My God have mercy on you. S h Ps k 7S G51SZgnx MM GixnEj 6 k o NRcPJ bljQ wWaMl Rr 67 au tp y Hq BbOCSG J 2 lNh gh1 E 4n1 ho8n GWv A r3 k c k Hs qV jGDy l qko 7g I K d Ww w W Ui K N y rP 9 c WWBlGJoaA bd d8 j 1 L M Rh OO Q0i
  • A. Heathen cleaned the hoof marks off their cheeks and screamed: c t 5b I am very well aware that I'm making money on this. That's kind of the point. The other reason escapes certain people, yourself included. Sell your crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here. j p K V 4 8zd U4 o iB 2y6 W S jD 7g o H z ra o Ph SXH M7t NOV qX 4Rc i P xYuw3b s9Ly9 h j 1 Db R wa 3 2Nj 2 4 B 2 l Y W 6IJ
  • Then God Owner stated: U8Jb Somebody had to warn you, so you been warned. I pray you see things differently before this life is through. Q 2 z dP2u l n K 9M 38A x n Pi q 3 jxm I 1M k6 4OJ S k bgO L R E IW I cB G3 RY o o I mwF E 5y 6 dpJ K8 r 7 n1o F
  • A. Heathen acknowledged: You'll just have to chock that prayer up on your ever increasing list of "times I talked to myself that had zero effect on the physical world" g L iO s mj z G Y 7 sfR C mrAEZ C a Sy MnO Ap nCW 6 tg7Pi S Z mxL O YD k g I3o SB5qy 0 6 Z Z Mj8 8q83MC K S8fy l 5 6 9ZU 5 p 17SP5p5Ql CI x A TS N q M Ywp U kj9jN O bw R 9gn9 bbE AR y x Ymxl Ajze 8 wO h CNN Xc gm k Obp7 R U

Why not muhammad?

Sleek Shiek chatting with A. Heathen at Obscure City LLC in

  • S
    It is offensive. We don't see any of these offensive items with Mohammed because you wouldn't dare. Shame on you.
  • OC
    And if there was a Mohammed item, then it would be okay in your book? The christian hypocrisy truly knows no bounds!
  • S
    You show your hand to early. Actually, I am Muslim, but I believe that making fun of any religion, even your religion of atheism is wrong, non productive and of course indecent.
  • S
    They money you make is not worth the price of character. Forgive me for using the expression "Shame on you". It was not kind.
  • S
    بارك الله فيك
  • OC
    I don't give a fuck what you think about making fun of religion as being wrong. I get this shit on the daily from off base religious fundamentalist who think defending their god will punch their ticket to heaven, and you are no different.
  • OC
    My assumption was yet another Christian saying "why not Mohammed?" You are in the rare category of wackos that I get, being a Muslim that is defending christ by threatening against the defacing of your precious Mohammed. Don't worry, I'll get to it, as soon as my profits can afford the security necessary to defend against such peaceful people as your ilk tend to be (Charlie Hebdo comes to mind...)
  • OC
    As far as forgiving you for saying "shame on you"... Not a chance. You may as well apologize for the countless death and destruction you of "faith" have brought to bare on this world. Hollow words from a mindless drone is all I hear.
  • OC
    "May sanity one day be yours"

Why do you Hate god?

Koncerned Khristian Kid chatting with A. Heathen at Obscure City LLC in

  • K
    This is beyond disgusting
  • OC
    So like... abominable... or even repugnant maybe?
  • OC
    So what's this one then?
  • K
    It's the only sin that's unforgivable. Why do you hate God?
  • OC
    I hate god about as much as I hate unicorns or leprechauns, which is not at all. Why do you think that is?
  • K
    If you want to have a meaningful discussion let me know. There obviously is hate there by you "art". I don't see you creating unicorns and leprechauns jumping off cliffs 😘
  • OC
    Meaningful discussion? You came out of no where to call my art disgusting so I threw some sand in your eyes, hoping you would fuck off. But noooo, you can't take the hint. You have to keep trying to sell your crazy like I'm a potential buyer. What you fail to understand is that I get this dumb shit from you freaks all the time which makes me immune to your baseless claims and circular logic. I don't give a fuck about your culturally imposed conceptions of sin and there is no god which means I have nothing to hate. If there was a market for leprechauns jumping off cliffs, maybe I would make a go of it, but I doubt there is. Perhaps you should try it? I only hope that if you do, some wack job comes at you for disparaging their sacred leprechaun with your "art"!
  • K
    There's that anger you say you don't have
  • OC
    Not if I was smiling while I was responding.

Trailer with a Basement

  • Memorandum

    To: Obscure City
    From: Factmaker

    Subject: Factum Stupendous

    Date: December 2022

    Before you answer me, please remain a professional and get all the facts. Begin by watching the Passion of the Christ. Then ask yourself why you enjoy profiting off the blaspheming our Blessed Lord? This is so offensive on every level, every plain. Your actions disgust me and offend our Blessed Lord.
  • Memorandum

    To: Factmaker
    From: A., Heathen at Obscure City

    Subject: Re: Factum Stupendous

    Date: December 2022

    1. "Remain professional" - This is assuming I am currently a professional, which I am not.
    2. "Get all the facts" - The basis of all religion is FAITH because there are NO FACTS on which to base your BELIEFS.
    3. "Begin by watching passion of the christ" - Your religious FACTS come from a movie produced by an anti-semite, bat-shit-crazy person...?!? I would rather masterbate with a cheese grader!
    4. "Ask yourself why you enjoy profiting off the blaspheming our Blessed Lord?" - Because I enjoy making people laugh while making money. Being a grain of sand in the clam of mentally ill, religious zealots is just an added bonus.
    5. "This is so offensive on every level, every plain." - That is the point.
    6. "Your actions disgust me" - The plastic corpus of your god is made by slave labor in communist China, but some how I doubt that is what you are offended by.
    7. "Offend our blessed lord" - Awful presumptuous to assume you speak for your god, don't you think?
For reference, I have sold 750ish of these. BunJesus is jumping in 48 states and over 25 countries around the world. I know for fact that he is jumping in at least a 1/2 dozen churches. I have had many buyers reach out with praise because their conception of Jesus is one of a fun loving architype and not the morose. Judge not lest ye be judged and all that.
Since obviously this isn't your style, perhaps you might be interested in the next product I am bringing to market...

    The JesuSlingShot! So you can cast that first stone!
I can put up a special listing so you can have the first one if you'd like. Just let me know.
  • Memorandum

    To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
    From: Factmaker

    Subject: Re: Re: Factum Stupendous

    Date: December 2022

    Thank you for your prompt response to my commentary. You do have some points. I never claimed to be “holier than thou,” however, this being the age of self- righteous offense and outrage; it begs the question why my outrage would trigger such a response. Are you a full circle offender? Do you have products that seek to offend LGBTQ and their 32 different sexes? Do you sell anti semite paraphernalia? When it comes to my recommendation on the movie, surely you are educated enough to know the making of a man has no bearing on his works. Do you know the morals, religion, beliefs etc of your favorite actors/song writers/ philosophers/ D&D friends?
  • Memorandum

    To: Factmaker
    From: A., Heathen at Obscure City

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Factum Stupendous

    Date: December 2022

    I lack the mental capacity to argue against such a well crafted response. In fact, your words have moved me... I see the light! PRAISE BE UNTO HIM, THE GREAT SKY DADDY! I here by denounce my blasphemous ways and embrace He who is Him. As penance, I will now watch Passion of the Christ on repeat until the filth of my soul has been cleansed. Btwn, you are a great proselytizer. God just told me you should quit your job, get a cardboard sign and hit the nearest street corner. He said you would know what message to write on it.
  • Memorandum

    To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
    From: Factmaker

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Factum Stupendous

    Date: December 2022

    Ad Majorem Dei Gloriam. Deus Vult. I’m sorry your parents (or group of people who kept switching partners) were unable to give you the love and attention you clearly deserved. I bet if you had been given the attention you deserved, you would be a brilliant gift to the world instead of getting and believing all your information from the Internet and television. Had you been exposed to the real ideologues and philosophers like Socrates, Plato, et al, your jokes would be funny and your intellect would be admirable.
  • Memorandum

    To: Factmaker
    From: A., Heathen at Obscure City

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Factum Stupendous

    Date: December 2022

    Sorry for the delayed response but I had my 12 step meeting and counseling appointment.
Thanks for the Latin quote. I'm going to have it tattooed upside-down on my back so when my head is in the lap of anyone of the 32 sex types I prefer, they too will find religion. You should use that quote on your cardboard sign! Cheerio!
  • Memorandum

    To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
    From: Factmaker

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Factum Stupendous

    Date: December 2022

    The stupid always go for the banal. I’d think for once you’d want someone to admire you for your brilliance or IQ. Anyone who can’t access their intellect can have someone kick them in the nuts to make people laugh, I’d find your “style” much more entertaining if it was even a day’s wit above fifth grade. I’m sure your mom needs some quiet from her basement dweller and can probably smell your stench. And I’m sure you can get some … there’s a lot of repulsive people out there who will screw anything. You’ve been such a dear to talk to. I do hope you find a cure for Herpes and your mom leaves you the trailer in the will.
  • Memorandum

    To: Factmaker
    From: A., Heathen at Obscure City

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Factum Stupendous

    Date: December 2022

    And there it is, ladies and gentlemen... The veil has dropped, the doors of perception have been cleansed. From "see the error of your ways and come to Jesus" all the way to "stupid, stinky, herpes ridden, basement dweller" in 4 messages! To your credit, you lasted longer than the many that have come before you, however, you have not made it all the way to outright death threats. As such, you only get a consolation prize of a discounted JesuSlingShot (plus shipping). (For reference, you are giving me way more credit than I'm worth... Assuming I live in my mother's trailer home WHICH ALSO HAS A BASEMENT?!? That's some high class shit right there!)

    “High class” and “shit” are diametrical. Please take time to learn sizable and intellectually stimulating vocabulary combined easily with how to use them with eloquence and cutting wit. Instead the laziness of third grade insults don’t really sever the nerves you think you are obliterating right now. If you do anything for the new year, make your promise to learn to speak as though educated ie:
Flagitious, knavish, iniquitous, heinous, nefarious, diabolical, odious, pontificate, sanctimonious etc

    You’re welcome. Praised be Jesus!
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