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When studied closely, you can see genuine attempts to proselytize the oldest story ever told. That's right, Huckleberry Finn... at least I think that's what book it is. I always heard "The Good Book" and that one's ok, I guess.

Arabic Hindi Foolish Coward

  • Official Report

  • Mohammed Golly initiated a conversation on January 2023 stating: You have very vulgar taste & I couldn't help not notice you have no muhammad or hindi "art", you must be one of them or your simply a foolish coward. 0h 9x Qj dt AE tARmT8 G 0 ig iLk K lq 0 GIx2q zx m 41v
  • A. Heathen gave into temptation and admitted: Despite your double negative, you are correct, just your Jesus at this time but I am working on it! (Probably not Muhammed though, google "Charlie Hebdo"...) Would you be as triggered if I was clowning on other people's imaginary friends and not just yours? Rest assured though, I'm still a coward! Your kind has persecuted mine for a very long time, hence the anonymity. Xs y Lyn y 8 d T A eR5 t2 o T7cc 6mO 8 L 4 i m 0 w lB pwd uA1Y Z9Kf f F1 V A un pY Vw 8 lBZ w M R2o
  • Mohammed Golly quickly retorted: f Dude I'll keep you in my prayers because your soul is at stake. tiL m fc4
  • A. Heathen quickly retorted: fjH JG That's it?!? That's your final thought?!? You call me out for not bashing other religions then accuse me of being a member of your opposition and a coward, so I thoughtfully respond and you fall back to the old tried and true Christian copout, "I'll pray for you"... MDh9F2 Hhm0 S U Y 2 fnK tapD 3HX 8 ZAj M hAD 2 F6 R l 4 UAi K F 4 eE VZd nr d q g7 4 oE R yQya 4 j N q W 8 gtYGYo 3H 1 P S D8 J 5D Y rEK sp U 6 J 4 7h 7 IEso mi N B 5AH Mj 2 uD3I UP g w C5WZT
  • A. Heathen returned: Xk 6 P U I gotta say that I'm disappointed. You were working on a 6 out of 10 until you gave up. If you can't do better then that, I regret to inform you that I have dropped your official score to 3 out of 10. (BTW, in case you didn't notice, I get a lot of these.) 6MXT s tq iXbOb QY eX C HX I rYA zG 0 aXMP BbX 8A j c P h 3Y l 2 Fb 5Q RM IF j M e Wz Q B U e l W Im AJN 2OoB I x Ncgq ie SOz K 2 C c mHr Q J ct
  • In a sexy tone, Mohammed Golly asserted: Hey! I realized my focus was not where it should be which is to pray for you because your soul is in danger. While I don't wish you success in sales & I wish you well in life I overall. And yes I've been specifically praying for you. 4 F1 k Z PqWG Rk w p Q B8 Uy yrL 7S RrW C Q o T U XrnN wG p CA m m KC k yf v4 Fr j wEi r PZV M Ks n MGd h Fw Y
  • A. Heathen licked their lips then typed: i r From saying I'm an Arabic/Hindi foolish coward to this... YOU'RE WASTING YOUR POTENTIAL! (And if you're praying for me, your wasting your time as well.) lzgv e E 3 jQSeJ e H u v 2U Vd AEM TB t w64 J Jz V M m9b RvW nK r0 9 k G tb OG4mfT5q b wl k1Y
  • Mohammed Golly gave into temptation and admitted: Understand yet praying for you anyway U B I XC w KIYs G Rq6diA b 1 Y DF 64n V Lc5r Toe FNhb o zB 6 h 8 v b Dw 3Gw SD C eX t 8j2H 3py 4 2luNJ G Ra0Nka y fwt n9
  • A. Heathen gave into temptation and admitted: Sh Come on man, where's that old testament, fire and brimstone wrath you started off with? Remember how incensed you were when you first saw my art and felt it necessary to state that I'm either of an opposing religious sect or a foolish coward... EMBRACE THAT FEELING! Don't you want to smite like the old times? How about this... Cast the first stone and smite like none who has ever smote before! G k 1lRrL qS m 0 9N QW g e I8L q1 o d 1rO 4YX 6 F C mwFW fz D a bv WG G u7 1 Xh0 2IVE k A c5 3U u 9rB fJs I 6U ZR i4H53M bs0 yVS WE 0 HL 0x a 83 b i nB P m m bH 3 G y HOX g KB60 3 yl
  • Mohammed Golly insisted: Good morning,
So while my view on you & your products have not changed I made the decision to focus my energy on forcing myself to intercede for your soul. Blessings, Vw F V B tU 99hZr5 r BKnG kRI0Pw 7j 3mm c3 q k5 b 6 1V j9o x UQW Yo XfSZq
  • A. Heathen flung their anus into the air screaming: iw Sweeeeeeeeet! Between you and all the other wackos that have said the same shit, I should be good to go. In fact, this has reinvigorated my drive to take things even farther. Your every prayer is a bet I don't have to hedge, so consider them fuel on the fire of my blasphemous ways. Thanks! P7 RL L oM F S b Xh Yey l Bzjk z ER ra8T z 9 W jWbh e9vs EFWSVz g sw0 Z h s jMjcC oI c5 f5S E yn Y 4vBcl3 K3XB gS V A TK o5 e bO Ss f c i vu Tw U kq D q 6B Ay 3w 8 q M FwYT hB XJ A U8 Iu

Why do you Hate god?

Koncerned Khristian Kid chatting with A. Heathen at Obscure City LLC in

  • K
    This is beyond disgusting
  • OC
    So like... abominable... or even repugnant maybe?
  • OC
    So what's this one then?
  • K
    It's the only sin that's unforgivable. Why do you hate God?
  • OC
    I hate god about as much as I hate unicorns or leprechauns, which is not at all. Why do you think that is?
  • K
    If you want to have a meaningful discussion let me know. There obviously is hate there by you "art". I don't see you creating unicorns and leprechauns jumping off cliffs 😘
  • OC
    Meaningful discussion? You came out of no where to call my art disgusting so I threw some sand in your eyes, hoping you would fuck off. But noooo, you can't take the hint. You have to keep trying to sell your crazy like I'm a potential buyer. What you fail to understand is that I get this dumb shit from you freaks all the time which makes me immune to your baseless claims and circular logic. I don't give a fuck about your culturally imposed conceptions of sin and there is no god which means I have nothing to hate. If there was a market for leprechauns jumping off cliffs, maybe I would make a go of it, but I doubt there is. Perhaps you should try it? I only hope that if you do, some wack job comes at you for disparaging their sacred leprechaun with your "art"!
  • K
    There's that anger you say you don't have
  • OC
    Not if I was smiling while I was responding.

Hooker & Blow

Blowhard chatting with A. Heathen at Obscure City LLC in

  • B
    Jesus loves you! He died to pay for your sins so that you can be forgiven and be free! You are never too far away to be redeemed, whoever calls on the name of the Lord will be saved! God gives true peace and healing, and in him you find security both in your identity and in death. Seek God, he is calling out to you! ♥️
  • OC
    Weird, he came to me and said something like "Hookers and blow my son, hookers and blow... And bungee jumping is awesome! One of my many failures as a deity was not having man invent it before he skewered me."
  • OC
    Sell your crazy somewhere else Reagan, we're all stocked up here!!!
  • B
    God does not tolerate being mocked friend, I pray you repent and seek his forgiveness (which is always open to you until death) before your day of judgment
  • OC
    Oh for fucks sakes! You wackos are relentless with this crap. I've never been one to hedge my bets, so your bullshit falls on deaf ears. I don't seek out religious people to tell them that they are deranged. I have never put a gun to someone's head to buy my art. Yet here you are, threatening me with your forgiving gods wrath and/or praying for my fucking soul, like the many that have come before you and couldn't take the hint at "sell your crazy somewhere else." I get so many of these that this is literally a copy and paste response!
  • B
    That makes my heart glad that you are blessed with the many reminders he is sending you. Until the moment we die God sends people and events to remind us of our standing in his universe. And yes, he redeems all who turn to him through his forgiveness that none of us deserve. Death finalizes our faith or our rejection. And friend, do you not think you would have people come to you when you mock the Lord so openly?
  • B
    Despite everything you and I have done the same Jesus you mock died for us. The Bible says before the earth was formed he (God) knew us and loved us. He will never give up on you friend, until the moment you die he will continue to send the intervention of his love because he truly desires that you not chose eternal separation. All has been forgiven in the sacrifice of Christ, all you need do is repent and believe. This is my prayer, that every person who reaches out to you would remind you of his love. That every time you make a cross you would be reminded of what took place on it in love for you.
  • OC
    Your delusion is not my reality, nor will it ever be, regardless of your persistence in badgering me. That being said (and I mean this in the kindest way possible) please, please, please... Fuck Off!
  • B
    Nine months have passed, and I still pray for you along with many others.
“For “Everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved.”“
Romans‬ 10‬:13‬ NLT‬‬
  • B
    You told me last June that I believed in a delusion and it wasn’t your reality.
It takes more faith to disbelieve God than to rest in his peace. We can’t create realities, we can only embrace or reject truth.
Jesus is still reaching out to you
  • B
    And I pray now as I have that you will turn to him and be reconciled with him 🤍
  • B
    There is no assurance of your place after death except in the blood of Christ shed for you in love. He promises we will be with him and every one of his promises come to fruition.
  • B
    ”If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness.“
1 John‬ 1‬:9‬ NIV‬‬
  • B
    ”For you know that God paid a ransom to save you from the empty life you inherited from your ancestors. And it was not paid with mere gold or silver, which lose their value. It was the precious blood of Christ, the sinless, spotless Lamb of God. God chose him as your ransom long before the world began, but now in these last days he has been revealed for your sake. Through Christ you have come to trust in God. And you have placed your faith and hope in God because he raised Christ from the dead and gave him great glory. You were cleansed from your sins when you obeyed the truth, so now you must show sincere love to each other as brothers and sisters. Love each other deeply with all your heart. For you have been born again, but not to a life that will quickly end. Your new life will last forever because it comes from the eternal, living word of God. As the Scriptures say, “People are like grass; their beauty is like a flower in the field. The grass withers and the flower fades. But the word of the Lord remains forever.” And that word is the Good News that was preached to you.“
1 Peter‬ 1‬:18‬-25‬ NLT‬‬
  • B
    And I pray that you will see him everywhere you turn. He loves you more than you will ever know, and he will forgive you if you ask.
  • B
    May your days begin and end with the peace of God. This is my hope and prayer in Christ Jesus for you.
  • OC
    This one time awhile ago, I contracted gonorrhea. I waited WAY TO LONG to go to the doctor and it got REALLY BAD! My dick looked like the chick on "The Exorcists" puking pea soup everywhere. It even spread to my asshole and caused itching so bad that I wanted to ram a rat tail file up my ass.
  • OC
    I only tell you this now because I want you to get a very clear understanding of where I am coming from...

  • OC
    I did not read much of what you just decided to proselytize my way, and nor will I. In fact, I would re-live my entire gonorrhea experience until the day I die if it meant that I wouldn't be exposed to even another word of your mindless drivel

Tourettes

Thoughtful Person chatting with A. Heathen at Obscure City LLC in

  • T
    Disgusting!
  • OC
    Tourette's of the keyboard again? Here, I'll play along, just so you feel included...
Judgmental!
  • T
    Yep! Sure am judging you. You will be judged in the end too. This is likely just a display of your incompetence of Gods word. I pray you discover a deeper purpose with Gods help
  • OC
    Oh no, I've never though about it like th.. HYPOCRISY (sorry, I think I caught your tourettes). Isn't there something in a book somewhere about "judge not lest ye be judged"? (Matthew 7:1) Ooo ooo ooo, there was something else in that same book about sinners casting stones (John 8:7) and since obviously your all about doing your God's job for him, why not take that lack of cognitive dissonance to the next level? Brace yourself for the ultimate in casting stones technology...
  • T
    (Dramatic pause for affect)

Trailer with a Basement

  • Memorandum

    To: Obscure City
    From: Factmaker

    Subject: Factum Stupendous

    Date: December 2022

    Before you answer me, please remain a professional and get all the facts. Begin by watching the Passion of the Christ. Then ask yourself why you enjoy profiting off the blaspheming our Blessed Lord? This is so offensive on every level, every plain. Your actions disgust me and offend our Blessed Lord.
  • Memorandum

    To: Factmaker
    From: A., Heathen at Obscure City

    Subject: Re: Factum Stupendous

    Date: December 2022

    1. "Remain professional" - This is assuming I am currently a professional, which I am not.
    2. "Get all the facts" - The basis of all religion is FAITH because there are NO FACTS on which to base your BELIEFS.
    3. "Begin by watching passion of the christ" - Your religious FACTS come from a movie produced by an anti-semite, bat-shit-crazy person...?!? I would rather masterbate with a cheese grader!
    4. "Ask yourself why you enjoy profiting off the blaspheming our Blessed Lord?" - Because I enjoy making people laugh while making money. Being a grain of sand in the clam of mentally ill, religious zealots is just an added bonus.
    5. "This is so offensive on every level, every plain." - That is the point.
    6. "Your actions disgust me" - The plastic corpus of your god is made by slave labor in communist China, but some how I doubt that is what you are offended by.
    7. "Offend our blessed lord" - Awful presumptuous to assume you speak for your god, don't you think?
For reference, I have sold 750ish of these. BunJesus is jumping in 48 states and over 25 countries around the world. I know for fact that he is jumping in at least a 1/2 dozen churches. I have had many buyers reach out with praise because their conception of Jesus is one of a fun loving architype and not the morose. Judge not lest ye be judged and all that.
Since obviously this isn't your style, perhaps you might be interested in the next product I am bringing to market...

    The JesuSlingShot! So you can cast that first stone!
I can put up a special listing so you can have the first one if you'd like. Just let me know.
  • Memorandum

    To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
    From: Factmaker

    Subject: Re: Re: Factum Stupendous

    Date: December 2022

    Thank you for your prompt response to my commentary. You do have some points. I never claimed to be “holier than thou,” however, this being the age of self- righteous offense and outrage; it begs the question why my outrage would trigger such a response. Are you a full circle offender? Do you have products that seek to offend LGBTQ and their 32 different sexes? Do you sell anti semite paraphernalia? When it comes to my recommendation on the movie, surely you are educated enough to know the making of a man has no bearing on his works. Do you know the morals, religion, beliefs etc of your favorite actors/song writers/ philosophers/ D&D friends?
  • Memorandum

    To: Factmaker
    From: A., Heathen at Obscure City

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Factum Stupendous

    Date: December 2022

    I lack the mental capacity to argue against such a well crafted response. In fact, your words have moved me... I see the light! PRAISE BE UNTO HIM, THE GREAT SKY DADDY! I here by denounce my blasphemous ways and embrace He who is Him. As penance, I will now watch Passion of the Christ on repeat until the filth of my soul has been cleansed. Btwn, you are a great proselytizer. God just told me you should quit your job, get a cardboard sign and hit the nearest street corner. He said you would know what message to write on it.
  • Memorandum

    To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
    From: Factmaker

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Factum Stupendous

    Date: December 2022

    Ad Majorem Dei Gloriam. Deus Vult. I’m sorry your parents (or group of people who kept switching partners) were unable to give you the love and attention you clearly deserved. I bet if you had been given the attention you deserved, you would be a brilliant gift to the world instead of getting and believing all your information from the Internet and television. Had you been exposed to the real ideologues and philosophers like Socrates, Plato, et al, your jokes would be funny and your intellect would be admirable.
  • Memorandum

    To: Factmaker
    From: A., Heathen at Obscure City

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Factum Stupendous

    Date: December 2022

    Sorry for the delayed response but I had my 12 step meeting and counseling appointment.
Thanks for the Latin quote. I'm going to have it tattooed upside-down on my back so when my head is in the lap of anyone of the 32 sex types I prefer, they too will find religion. You should use that quote on your cardboard sign! Cheerio!
  • Memorandum

    To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
    From: Factmaker

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Factum Stupendous

    Date: December 2022

    The stupid always go for the banal. I’d think for once you’d want someone to admire you for your brilliance or IQ. Anyone who can’t access their intellect can have someone kick them in the nuts to make people laugh, I’d find your “style” much more entertaining if it was even a day’s wit above fifth grade. I’m sure your mom needs some quiet from her basement dweller and can probably smell your stench. And I’m sure you can get some … there’s a lot of repulsive people out there who will screw anything. You’ve been such a dear to talk to. I do hope you find a cure for Herpes and your mom leaves you the trailer in the will.
  • Memorandum

    To: Factmaker
    From: A., Heathen at Obscure City

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Factum Stupendous

    Date: December 2022

    And there it is, ladies and gentlemen... The veil has dropped, the doors of perception have been cleansed. From "see the error of your ways and come to Jesus" all the way to "stupid, stinky, herpes ridden, basement dweller" in 4 messages! To your credit, you lasted longer than the many that have come before you, however, you have not made it all the way to outright death threats. As such, you only get a consolation prize of a discounted JesuSlingShot (plus shipping). (For reference, you are giving me way more credit than I'm worth... Assuming I live in my mother's trailer home WHICH ALSO HAS A BASEMENT?!? That's some high class shit right there!)

    “High class” and “shit” are diametrical. Please take time to learn sizable and intellectually stimulating vocabulary combined easily with how to use them with eloquence and cutting wit. Instead the laziness of third grade insults don’t really sever the nerves you think you are obliterating right now. If you do anything for the new year, make your promise to learn to speak as though educated ie:
Flagitious, knavish, iniquitous, heinous, nefarious, diabolical, odious, pontificate, sanctimonious etc

    You’re welcome. Praised be Jesus!

Belief is a Dick

  • Memorandum

    To: Obscure City
    From: Pious Peters

    Subject: Belief is a Dick best served cold

    Date: March 2023

    Sorry bro but your bunjesus is really sad. You may think it's funny, humorous and a way to make some money but that's ok. (With you!)
The BIBLE says Jesus will be mocked, persecuted and blasphemed. The BIBLE also says that people will be lost and do not know better.

    In fact, Jesus also said "Forgive them, for they know not what they do!"
I'm not gonna bash you like others may, but I'm gonna pray for you and hope that you will some day experience the love of Jesus Christ and save your soul. It seems like your not saved because a real man of God would not dare make a mockery of My Lord and Savior.

    Of course, if your not saved, if you don't have a relationship with Jesus and know THE WORD, you cannot understand what I am saying. You are blind and dumb to the WORD OF THE LORD.

    I hope you give JESUS the chance to show you HIS love for you and even the forgiveness he would extend to you even after making a mockery of him. He died for you bro and this is what you think of HIM?
  • Memorandum

    To: Pious Peters
    From: A., Heathen at Obscure City

    Subject: Re: Belief is a Dick best served cold

    Date: March 2023

    Oh for fucks sakes. Did you really think that was going to turn the tide and make me renounce my blasphemous ways?!? While I can appreciate that you claim to care about what you precieve as my imminent damnation, I can assure you that I do not. As such, the efforts of the MANY who have come before you, yours and the many who I'm sure will follow, are wasted. Perhaps the next time you get the urge to condem and proselytize, you will think of this moment and and choose to expend your efforts in a more constructive way. Feed the hungry or house the homeless. Or... go the other direction perhaps...? Go find some evil and smite it! In fact, I have just what you'll need to cast that first stone and smite like no one has ever smote before....

    (dramatic pause)

    The JesuSlingShot!
  • Memorandum

    To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
    From: Pious Peters

    Subject: Re: Re: Belief is a Dick best served cold

    Date: March 2023

    I'm not judging you because I can't and that's not what I do.

    It's OK, you can mock and persecute all you want.

    It doesn't bother me and I'm sure my words don't bother you and you will continue to do what you want.
You don't know what your missing out on when you have a relationship with Jesus. There will come a time when the wrath of GOD will deal with this world.

    I walk by faith and not by sight and I know one day we will all Bow before Him Eben if one doesn't want to "every knee will bow".

    Do you not realize that GOD my Father in Heaven is so powerful and glorious that if you or myself saw Him right now in human form we would surely die?

    Our physical bodies would not be able to withstand His Glory and yes we would drop dead at the sight of Him.

    Yet He wants to love you!

    Scripture does say that "Not everyone who calls my name will be written in the book of life!"
I know that my future after this life is secure because I am a child of God and believe with all my heart that Jesus died for my sins and I acknowledge Him as My Lord and Savior.

    All I can say is, you don't know what your missing. If you let Jesus into your heart you will never regret it.
You can experience something that the world could never give. Of course you can chase and have what the world offers too however, what the world has to offer is only a deception and temporary but the Love of Jesus is forever.

    Please think about what you want after you leave this earth because we ARE ALL GOING SOMEWHERE!

    If you can make money off if your Jesus products, fine!
But I challenge you to at least read what Jesus teaches in the BIBLE. His teaching are highlighted in RED.

    I CHALLENGE YOU TO AT LEAST DO THIS.
PEACE OUT!
  • Memorandum

    To: Pious Peters
    From: A., Heathen at Obscure City

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Belief is a Dick best served cold

    Date: March 2023

    Well, reading that was much like trying to masturbate to old people porn... While mildly entertaining, it's mainly dry, boring and anti-climactic. Awhile ago you came at me over my "sad" art business and pretended to care about me and my soul by spewing your bullshit at me so I nicely suggested you fuck off and do something actually constructive. Hell, I even offered you a very nice tool at a reasonable price to further express the extent of your mental illness! So instead, you waited 8 months to come back at me with more of this crap?!?

    Let me be very clear here, bro... I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU BELIEVE. I am not into death cults, no matter what unsubstantiated threats or promises they dangle in front of me. Further more, if you think proselytizing to me is going to punch your ticket to heaven then your god is petty and your belief system is weak. You are just one of many to espouse this bullshit at me (and not that well I might add). Last time we did this I recommended that you stop fucking with and instead do something constructive to help people or buy my shit and start smiting like you know you want to but nooooooo, here we are again. So how about this; Fight that urge to message me again and instead of typing out your drivel, write it down on paper. Get it all out there. Take all the time you need. When your opus is complete, roll it up nice and tight... then shove it deep, deep into the hidden recess of your own ass. Leave it there as long as you can, then wait longer. When it gets really uncomfortable (to the point where you just can't take it anymore, and you think you're going crazy) pull it out and hand it to someone (anyone but me) just like the writers of your little book did many, many edits ago.

    POOF! I just brought you closer to your own God then you managed to get me!

    You're welcome.
  • Memorandum

    To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
    From: Pious Peters

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Belief is a Dick best served cold

    Date: March 2023

    Well I figured I would get this kind if response from you but that's OK. Seems like your full of hate towards God and it does not surprise me one bit.
My "Proselytizing" to you does not punch my ticket to heaven as I don't believe my works will get me there. It's the blood of the lamb that does.

    Jesus did say people will hate and persecute me because of Him and what I believe but that's OK.
For some reason you must hate God for things that probably happened to you. That's usually the reason why people like you hate God so much.

    All in all it's all good. All I can say is we will all be held accountable for our actions and there will come a day when YOU WILL BOW TO THE VWRY MAN YOU ARE MOCKING.
I will see you there on that day and I will tell you, I TOLD YOU SO!
  • Memorandum

    To: Pious Peters
    From: A., Heathen at Obscure City

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Belief is a Dick best served cold

    Date: March 2023

    Belief and faith is a dick. Some people have them and some people do not, both of which are fine by me. Most haver's of dicks are comfortable and content with their dick. They wisely choose to use their dicks for appropriate dick activities either in private or in commonly accepted, dick pulling out places with other dicks of similar shape and size.

    Then there are some dick holders who feel it necessary to pull their dicks out and wave it around in people’s faces, at any time they see fit. This dick activity is annoying to most people, including the afore mentioned, good dick owners. These dick wavers are insecure with their dicks and are seeking validation. Their dick waving does little to make others want a dick. While annoying and inappropriate, these dick wavers are typically harmless.

    Which brings us to your lot. Not only do you have a dick, but are certain that you have the biggest, veiny’ist, throbbing dick around. You feel it is necessary to not only pull your huge dick out and wave it around, but to force it down the throat of anyone they deem fit. This has the opposite effect intended, as it leaves a very bad taste in the mouth of everyone, especially those without a dick.

    You, are a rapist. Just in case you can’t tell, I have no dick and I certainly don’t want your dick. My advice is that you do everyone (yourself included) a huge favor… Keep your dick in your pants. If you must pull it out, please use protection so you don’t breed.

    Now go sell your crazy somewhere else, we’re all stocked up here.
  • Memorandum

    To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
    From: Pious Peters

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Belief is a Dick best served cold

    Date: March 2023

    LOL!!!! Your vocabulary says so much about you. Your statement was actually really lame and it actually made me laugh.

    I hold no anger towards you. I hope you are successful in your business and that you prosper. I'm solid in my faith and I will pray for you even if you tell me to go to hell. Peace out!

Heart Pain

  • Memorandum

    To: Obscure City
    From: Cardiac Karen

    Subject: Deep in my Angina

    Date: April 2023

    I am really going to pray for you. This makes me sick in my heart. For you. I'm sick in my heart for you.
  • Memorandum

    To: Cardiac Karen
    From: A., Heathen at Obscure City

    Subject: Re: Deep in my Angina

    Date: April 2023

    Talk to yourself if you'd like, but don't do it on my account. If a piece of Chinese plastic and wood makes you sick in your heart, perhaps you should consult a cardiologist. Does being redundant help the heart pain?
  • Memorandum

    To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
    From: Cardiac Karen

    Subject: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina

    Date: April 2023

    I didn't mean to insult you sir It's just that this piece of Chinese plastic and wood mocks my beloved Savior, who you obviously do not know, or it would insult you too. So I'm praying for you, sir. Loving and following Jesus is the only way, the only truth and the only real life there is. In this life and the next. Don't miss it.
  • Memorandum

    To: Cardiac Karen
    From: A., Heathen at Obscure City

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina

    Date: April 2023

    The "thoughts and prayers" riff falls on deaf ears with me. I get these messages all the time so I'm not insulted, certainly not as much as you and your god are apparently. If you are distraught by this, perhaps further introspection and hardening of your resolve is warranted? If you truly believe that your god is insulted by this, perhaps it's time to pick a different one, or even better, none at all? Works pretty good for me, just saying. There are many paths to walk. I didn't seek you out to shit on yours but here you are, proselytizing because you and your god got insulted by something that many others find joy in, many of them being Christians who reject the old testament "fire and brimstone" bullshit that is the foundation of your belief system. You may not like the path I walk but at least my path is in no way responsible for the majority of deaths and destruction that have befallen human existence since Christianity took hold. Don't pray for me, maybe pray for yourself to find tolerance and joy in this life despite the crap you have been fed.
  • Memorandum

    To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
    From: Cardiac Karen

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina

    Date: April 2023

    Didn't see this message or whatever responded sooner. I never said that my God was insulted by what you produce or sell or show on your SE site. I said that I am sicking to buy it. My God, the creator of all there is, could with a simple thought, annihilate you and everything you put on that SE site. But that's not the kind of God he is. He's a God who seeks the hearts of men just like you.

    I won't respond again to you sir, because you have your own opinion. But I would just like to leave you with a thought. What if I'm right? What if there is a God and that God is mine? If I'm wrong, all I've done is to live a life that is good and kind and serving of other people. That doesn't hurt anybody. But if I'm right and my Jesus is the only way to a heaven full of joy, where there is no pain and suffering. Then if I'm riding you're wrong, Sir, you have made a very very bad choice in not searching out this Jesus that I know and love. What does it hurt to search? Enjoy your day. I will continue to pray for you.
  • Memorandum

    To: Cardiac Karen
    From: A., Heathen at Obscure City

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina

    Date: April 2023

    I cut out Pascal's wager with Occham's razor awhile ago, but nice try. Sell your crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here.

Times I Talked To Myself

  • Official Report

  • God Owner initiated a conversation on August 2023 stating: Q Z This is not funny at all. It is actually sacrilegious. I hope that your eyes are open to the fact that you are making fun and money from the greatest sacrifice this world has ever known, and the greatest act of love. My God have mercy on you. HTs g d K y ESTc5 4nx vqJbeU z Ru 9V l E0z s T KPK q C EPU c I 6Q 7o E D m eW Mzqa 3E
  • A. Heathen returned: I am very well aware that I'm making money on this. That's kind of the point. The other reason escapes certain people, yourself included. Sell your crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here. 9 Mp 5 j Q gO QNtM s7 S f g RfPY 4P ui tSt 9 3L Y zv L OA Db x Vs e2 p Gk5 y5 n9 uyUr Ny iUmU LD H G G E Ss R C y 6hQbJ L xf R 4Z 0FWj nQ Qo E X PKlLx0cV TCu 8 KJEw GD 5 Ko iCT5M8 Uw ta AJ H P
  • God Owner retorted with: F GT r Somebody had to warn you, so you been warned. I pray you see things differently before this life is through. 9xN 4 p r9N 9 CL cn f 1a M U W K wY T 4 u N Jt xK Wu oW duZ K G FF BCV Y 8 j 2J qLvT F u9 qnGZ n vl 8 Y6Y v
  • A. Heathen returned: dss Q0C e You'll just have to chock that prayer up on your ever increasing list of "times I talked to myself that had zero effect on the physical world" zp Z 2xHDc IF t E9 C Jd i dXZ MiZ UHS aCE R 0e4yiN oY

Why do you make fun of allah?

  • Official Report

  • Mohammed Weewee initiated a conversation on May 2023 stating: CCh2 M Sad that you think this is funny…. Why do you make fun of Allah? F 3h K CkN mYi kn Q l 7hO O kS Ie rlHMk FK a c YR 7 Z Wh 2P yY Uh sHDUz d J1Xm bUXvljM1iJ v 0UNsS xGftyxlOkU P g x L qw9 R U bo 9 4 m v6p 0f R jXDA lMP87
  • A. Heathen gave the response: p mF Not sad, funny. I prefer Jesus because crazies really come out of the wood work when you clown on Mohamed... You know, Charlie Hebdo and all that... Why do you ask? Who is okay to make fun of? T k x Dz d5 F 8 z59 rf h8i fI s 6k 2NR e Z G qVydm 0d ljgiunAv 35yj W Ua EwU p 1 b1 m L G r1v TB R9Y 8 7 uTW r J i E 3 mk n fK gJP 0 QkC c VjGF E P g Vj d
  • Mohammed Weewee was obviously hungry when they followed up with: Anything for a profit…. M x 0v
  • Then A. Heathen stated: pPv Yeah, like stoning a woman to death and how you should treat your slaves. Oh wait, sorry, you said profit and I read prophet. Yes, you are correct. To bring others joy and to bring myself profits, that is my motivations. x v1 V Kh mK hs PvVjoJ a AojuS G8 wk H S lM7a u P k POr E F G 2 Md Nn 7Wt tGabtu xa IQ9 8Z RI qoWX 67 Pp E D ltO 4K F yp VFJGVK 5 EVtQ2 o Sim X d 4T Q 5 t E yP48Yi
  • Mohammed Weewee flung their anus into the air screaming: hey man, not sure what you’re talking about or stony want me to death or how to treat your slaves you’re just a slave to profit clearly you’re a freaking democrat IJrf1 03a1 bX pJw Gu fz 5q2ygoWt 5 R U H 3P l0X 7I9z b t V K 6J 5 K S859j cs 6 4 faWMf8faK B 2 L7 Ag 5m 1 T o f3Zrd q u1q
  • In a sexy tone, A. Heathen asserted: You clearly haven't read that little book you are vehemently defending. This conversation is now like masterbating with a cheese grater (mildly entertaining but mostly painful) so I'll leave you with this... You seem like someone who prefers to cast the first stone in a desperate attempt to smite your perception of evil. I recommend you buy yourself a JesuSlingShot! I F uO
  • A. Heathen cleaned the hoof marks off their cheeks and screamed: Btw, you typed "freaking" instead of "fucking" but your Jesus knows what you meant. Shameful. t Ea RJ 32G h f lH F4 7fk L RSvdat Eh h R3KLtebT 9XTA I qY lBN a
  • Mohammed Weewee cleaned the hoof marks off their cheeks and screamed: Nah I’m meant freaking…. I don’t curse you turd…..🙏👍 a 7 w3bMP haKd 4QX 5 z XN0 E5X Mg e nL Y7LAYFaaB Y N Ac Di p y7 K v 57 6 l 2Ad F R P hB O 1B W3K 9 f qIFbt3Q1 b br c i e qrim 5 Y Wax PP vJ p 3j g Y

It’s Not a Dick

Smart Alex chatting with A. Heathen at Obscure City LLC in

  • S
    You’re fucking disgusting
  • OC
    It's art, not a dick. You don't have to take it so hard!
  • OC
    Just to be clear though, how disgusting is it? Say we had a scale with "butt hurt Christians that swear at strangers online" on one side, "the Spanish Inquisition" on the other, and "priests raping children" as the pivot. Where on that scale does my little conglomeration of Chinese plastic and wood with a dash of wire and cord fall?
  • S
    What a clever joke. Good one, ya cunt.
  • OC
    Oh I'm just getting started sugar tits! In fact, since you're tossing insults around in defense of your diety (which I gotta admit... the irony and hypocrisy of it all makes me smile... a lot!) perhaps you would like to take that forgiving Christian rage to the next level? You should toss me some cash and buy your own personal JesuSlingShot! That's right, cast the first stone and smite evil with Jesus in your hand!
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