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When studied closely, you can see genuine attempts to proselytize the oldest story ever told. That's right, Huckleberry Finn... at least I think that's what book it is. I always heard "The Good Book" and that one's ok, I guess.

Arabic Hindi Foolish Coward

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  • Mohammed Golly initiated a conversation on January 2023 stating: You have very vulgar taste & I couldn't help not notice you have no muhammad or hindi "art", you must be one of them or your simply a foolish coward. w xR zpj7Sv qZ1vnn f3s QYwVt N
  • A. Heathen gave into temptation and admitted: Despite your double negative, you are correct, just your Jesus at this time but I am working on it! (Probably not Muhammed though, google "Charlie Hebdo"...) Would you be as triggered if I was clowning on other people's imaginary friends and not just yours? Rest assured though, I'm still a coward! Your kind has persecuted mine for a very long time, hence the anonymity. 28B rDkaYr n swH4 Se 4G 1 iJO N9 OX 7kcs8 VXZ z 7 nNlG jtn u y 0 D2f qi c4 O 2Au9 t CY9 wwj AR J af e 1ba
  • Unexpectedly, Mohammed Golly cracked wise: Av4c Dude I'll keep you in my prayers because your soul is at stake. gR C y VXI 0Z1JA ZT C
  • A. Heathen licked their lips then typed: v6 Gca That's it?!? That's your final thought?!? You call me out for not bashing other religions then accuse me of being a member of your opposition and a coward, so I thoughtfully respond and you fall back to the old tried and true Christian copout, "I'll pray for you"... R T6E i24w 3 R A B 11 s Ji T Z L W vm h 3c Y AOtZ g W UQm 6 G 5K sT O x8 xa Y SQ C CN 9 p b h K G2 8 F puG P4y cD
  • A. Heathen returned: UX s Xf W I gotta say that I'm disappointed. You were working on a 6 out of 10 until you gave up. If you can't do better then that, I regret to inform you that I have dropped your official score to 3 out of 10. (BTW, in case you didn't notice, I get a lot of these.) N pW cOLywh yp nn L Rmv B 3 K x 4l KX E 6D vm T wJ s jY 9 c to sn Z IZ c LI II FbDFWR
  • Mohammed Golly ran beneath a desk and began softly muttering: mF 0 Hey! I realized my focus was not where it should be which is to pray for you because your soul is in danger. While I don't wish you success in sales & I wish you well in life I overall. And yes I've been specifically praying for you. ih q sI 2c r kt d 2D f2 q5 fm rO4p r K fJjG RwYSE z y 9AlH 6Df v6 e 6V GVK h e 2 g 1 xc 1ph N DkC s t v 4QK tiB V 7jL 3T J Ci y W Tdgr G W U 0 l w1 y 9 nQn pe e07k Gu
  • A. Heathen gave the response: From saying I'm an Arabic/Hindi foolish coward to this... YOU'RE WASTING YOUR POTENTIAL! (And if you're praying for me, your wasting your time as well.) Mf6 f R9 20 1 4 9 mtc Xlxj tH U4 YiS x2 pLJ vq hW0 3 B4 6Sk cQc T dU F qO y Eoo52 Tw Ok Ur q z 4 m nX UN h 63 ba4g7ps W EbM i Q U v7a DSnyf e Uunz D i T u o I3 Sm8n8 Q jn kx Ub NJ GAo7 m9eQ 51 8 bX4s R D u v2 g ZJ0PDba q D
  • Mohammed Golly quickly retorted: Understand yet praying for you anyway Um Z Fsw C f W 3r iS K clk5Eo7lY f x r l 3 T 5t z NjDSBJ c OQ Uk Kh 1 D 84 sbnJg 8 R 10 X A M qa jy 6 OY A V 3 N 19 AF 3 I6W WGRo i 3u wW1c xY4KmN yNhJF T Qr qs V yTsGI Cv AqU n fca 0e kH xpE
  • A. Heathen flung their anus into the air screaming: B Come on man, where's that old testament, fire and brimstone wrath you started off with? Remember how incensed you were when you first saw my art and felt it necessary to state that I'm either of an opposing religious sect or a foolish coward... EMBRACE THAT FEELING! Don't you want to smite like the old times? How about this... Cast the first stone and smite like none who has ever smote before! d8 UAfk l jE2 d K2 t XgJ Jq xY g E NubMV Js 1V fD Yh MG KA F eF0 a wL xwK bo R ak Ba b RV5 R G E9 P3 mL 8 9 p E XX xv MUo tf H wuUNiz tRfw 7 t MIm G CVx 5Q u vU V 0 H u n Ui9 d E
  • Unexpectedly, Mohammed Golly cracked wise: X b Good morning,
So while my view on you & your products have not changed I made the decision to focus my energy on forcing myself to intercede for your soul. Blessings, 0 Lfi EB Oh6 1d 43 X V9j kKU zT 89p k C zN Nwid7 Ey Du p Ak MN W J t e I 7 f Q E8 71Jy2 Hk2 u u f W VT Eg yn Wd7Z NVcW LnM6 s fk UuI5 e 4X h h L k 0b OCQu O
  • A. Heathen gave into temptation and admitted: z Sweeeeeeeeet! Between you and all the other wackos that have said the same shit, I should be good to go. In fact, this has reinvigorated my drive to take things even farther. Your every prayer is a bet I don't have to hedge, so consider them fuel on the fire of my blasphemous ways. Thanks! 5 lmZKV yWw h lc XTyl23bi x iKx 7 u Qec U rO V d b uk Ds U 9H 3DZ v QFye5nP P vc xM DqM i l kb28kH1 Gn E T J 6Z vWlP AV 24Kq8g fId 0 5 T J 1 FV r dY o F ciF I 0y L2U88YIu M Im4 dP92 3X HJ2vC

Heart Pain

  • Memorandum

    To: Obscure City
    From: Cardiac Karen

    Subject: Deep in my Angina

    Date: April 2023

    I am really going to pray for you. This makes me sick in my heart. For you. I'm sick in my heart for you.
  • Memorandum

    To: Cardiac Karen
    From: A., Heathen at Obscure City

    Subject: Re: Deep in my Angina

    Date: April 2023

    Talk to yourself if you'd like, but don't do it on my account. If a piece of Chinese plastic and wood makes you sick in your heart, perhaps you should consult a cardiologist. Does being redundant help the heart pain?
  • Memorandum

    To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
    From: Cardiac Karen

    Subject: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina

    Date: April 2023

    I didn't mean to insult you sir It's just that this piece of Chinese plastic and wood mocks my beloved Savior, who you obviously do not know, or it would insult you too. So I'm praying for you, sir. Loving and following Jesus is the only way, the only truth and the only real life there is. In this life and the next. Don't miss it.
  • Memorandum

    To: Cardiac Karen
    From: A., Heathen at Obscure City

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina

    Date: April 2023

    The "thoughts and prayers" riff falls on deaf ears with me. I get these messages all the time so I'm not insulted, certainly not as much as you and your god are apparently. If you are distraught by this, perhaps further introspection and hardening of your resolve is warranted? If you truly believe that your god is insulted by this, perhaps it's time to pick a different one, or even better, none at all? Works pretty good for me, just saying. There are many paths to walk. I didn't seek you out to shit on yours but here you are, proselytizing because you and your god got insulted by something that many others find joy in, many of them being Christians who reject the old testament "fire and brimstone" bullshit that is the foundation of your belief system. You may not like the path I walk but at least my path is in no way responsible for the majority of deaths and destruction that have befallen human existence since Christianity took hold. Don't pray for me, maybe pray for yourself to find tolerance and joy in this life despite the crap you have been fed.
  • Memorandum

    To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
    From: Cardiac Karen

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina

    Date: April 2023

    Didn't see this message or whatever responded sooner. I never said that my God was insulted by what you produce or sell or show on your SE site. I said that I am sicking to buy it. My God, the creator of all there is, could with a simple thought, annihilate you and everything you put on that SE site. But that's not the kind of God he is. He's a God who seeks the hearts of men just like you.

    I won't respond again to you sir, because you have your own opinion. But I would just like to leave you with a thought. What if I'm right? What if there is a God and that God is mine? If I'm wrong, all I've done is to live a life that is good and kind and serving of other people. That doesn't hurt anybody. But if I'm right and my Jesus is the only way to a heaven full of joy, where there is no pain and suffering. Then if I'm riding you're wrong, Sir, you have made a very very bad choice in not searching out this Jesus that I know and love. What does it hurt to search? Enjoy your day. I will continue to pray for you.
  • Memorandum

    To: Cardiac Karen
    From: A., Heathen at Obscure City

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina

    Date: April 2023

    I cut out Pascal's wager with Occham's razor awhile ago, but nice try. Sell your crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here.

It’s Not a Dick

Smart Alex chatting with A. Heathen at Obscure City LLC in

  • S
    You’re fucking disgusting
  • OC
    It's art, not a dick. You don't have to take it so hard!
  • OC
    Just to be clear though, how disgusting is it? Say we had a scale with "butt hurt Christians that swear at strangers online" on one side, "the Spanish Inquisition" on the other, and "priests raping children" as the pivot. Where on that scale does my little conglomeration of Chinese plastic and wood with a dash of wire and cord fall?
  • S
    What a clever joke. Good one, ya cunt.
  • OC
    Oh I'm just getting started sugar tits! In fact, since you're tossing insults around in defense of your diety (which I gotta admit... the irony and hypocrisy of it all makes me smile... a lot!) perhaps you would like to take that forgiving Christian rage to the next level? You should toss me some cash and buy your own personal JesuSlingShot! That's right, cast the first stone and smite evil with Jesus in your hand!

More Hooker & Blow

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  • Tanya Tuktherpeen initiated a conversation on February 2023 stating: Jesus still loves you F vT 1Zw Q A 1 Q3 tfo T g gKv yea hM66 V n R KY W a 9Bw LVhd 89 L Wo tiBhWpvSZ 1g bRLc f M n o CN i W N4HAF h G leg6 v9uv H C C x jJ PH eS 2 r J l l C w iV w HEo BM X G D Tv4R gl9fh m Hf xU1 Fh8 X wmLO Jx j
  • A. Heathen retorted with: I Don't you think it is awful presumptuous of you to assume that you speak for Jesus? g y GOO dAAA V Q S2 5R1 K0 y XCm o 58e pk r j1 q 7H gSB O RD 8o oU X ZJ U P i0t X d U s5DA 1Sx 4 t q QgG 1O DjdMU h q A KPfRi h N 4qZRRl7G Kd h6UDUo7 U 4 M 1a k M
  • Tanya Tuktherpeen ran beneath a desk and began softly muttering: tZ kOiCo God loved us so much. He sent his one and only son to die for us 🤍
That is more than words friend AM20 GlCSM hc zR Wk c5 C w 4 LY3ai J uz Bn Vz n U 3bBS xj 3 ehj NzU FZ RSi0 jh h 6 N 2QV m to t 4 cdY wx 767 G z J w qRd9 h8 ooWzh 2 6 iYID mi 9 TDh SK 03d d
  • Then A. Heathen stated: That is actually an intentional misinterpretation by the council of Rome, but in sure you already knew that. They omitted "jumped" and subbed in "died" all because their ankles hurt from worshiping using worn out bungee cords. The literal quote is "He jumped for our sins." I just spoke with God last night and he assured me that he sent himself here in the form of his only son not to die for our sins, but rather to enjoy the allures of mankind, specifically hookers and blow. Discovering bungee jumping was an added bonus. I claim these to be the words of God and as such, they are beyond contestation. Nice try Satan. N V iIL57 LU h U G
  • Tanya Tuktherpeen gave the response: The creations you make are certainly a talent. I am still keeping you in my prayers and wish you success in your business. dh 6u Y mV j VI hHg u6BfpwX B R E 1 RAGR aa E O pc RM mKm OV P pkM EZvF s 65xjF r P I 7e
  • A. Heathen was obviously hungry when they followed up with: Xo Thanks but I recommend you reserve your prayer time for some other needy soul, or at least for some one who holds faith in such things. I will keep you in mind if my business grows to the point that I can really reward those that helped drive me to success. HOOKERS AND BLOW FOR EVERYONE! pRhUyc z N0 Xs n 3W WP Tz O4 q a 4W t J FtI D t 3 2 AW1Z n A y ozy Jy f 7 yo79 n 9RQCEE Z k KkGx LV0fkP tE C 7h 10 955 G 8 I U H0EUb4Y n X2Z x 1 O1 W3tFMC HsovC z 44CCLAk8 N F gsaz
  • Tanya Tuktherpeen cleaned the hoof marks off their cheeks and screamed: sL You and I have more in common than you’d believe.
There is enough time for everybody 🤍 t s H1 d nI 7lq r h6e u V TqJ5 5tv B e D iJ 2 sh7 w v wB h 0 v hI c JI d C Vhk VY ZWLMOCL X3 CNQzD cwitP O L 9

Trailer with a Basement

  • Memorandum

    To: Obscure City
    From: Factmaker

    Subject: Factum Stupendous

    Date: December 2022

    Before you answer me, please remain a professional and get all the facts. Begin by watching the Passion of the Christ. Then ask yourself why you enjoy profiting off the blaspheming our Blessed Lord? This is so offensive on every level, every plain. Your actions disgust me and offend our Blessed Lord.
  • Memorandum

    To: Factmaker
    From: A., Heathen at Obscure City

    Subject: Re: Factum Stupendous

    Date: December 2022

    1. "Remain professional" - This is assuming I am currently a professional, which I am not.
    2. "Get all the facts" - The basis of all religion is FAITH because there are NO FACTS on which to base your BELIEFS.
    3. "Begin by watching passion of the christ" - Your religious FACTS come from a movie produced by an anti-semite, bat-shit-crazy person...?!? I would rather masterbate with a cheese grader!
    4. "Ask yourself why you enjoy profiting off the blaspheming our Blessed Lord?" - Because I enjoy making people laugh while making money. Being a grain of sand in the clam of mentally ill, religious zealots is just an added bonus.
    5. "This is so offensive on every level, every plain." - That is the point.
    6. "Your actions disgust me" - The plastic corpus of your god is made by slave labor in communist China, but some how I doubt that is what you are offended by.
    7. "Offend our blessed lord" - Awful presumptuous to assume you speak for your god, don't you think?
For reference, I have sold 750ish of these. BunJesus is jumping in 48 states and over 25 countries around the world. I know for fact that he is jumping in at least a 1/2 dozen churches. I have had many buyers reach out with praise because their conception of Jesus is one of a fun loving architype and not the morose. Judge not lest ye be judged and all that.
Since obviously this isn't your style, perhaps you might be interested in the next product I am bringing to market...

    The JesuSlingShot! So you can cast that first stone!
I can put up a special listing so you can have the first one if you'd like. Just let me know.
  • Memorandum

    To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
    From: Factmaker

    Subject: Re: Re: Factum Stupendous

    Date: December 2022

    Thank you for your prompt response to my commentary. You do have some points. I never claimed to be “holier than thou,” however, this being the age of self- righteous offense and outrage; it begs the question why my outrage would trigger such a response. Are you a full circle offender? Do you have products that seek to offend LGBTQ and their 32 different sexes? Do you sell anti semite paraphernalia? When it comes to my recommendation on the movie, surely you are educated enough to know the making of a man has no bearing on his works. Do you know the morals, religion, beliefs etc of your favorite actors/song writers/ philosophers/ D&D friends?
  • Memorandum

    To: Factmaker
    From: A., Heathen at Obscure City

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Factum Stupendous

    Date: December 2022

    I lack the mental capacity to argue against such a well crafted response. In fact, your words have moved me... I see the light! PRAISE BE UNTO HIM, THE GREAT SKY DADDY! I here by denounce my blasphemous ways and embrace He who is Him. As penance, I will now watch Passion of the Christ on repeat until the filth of my soul has been cleansed. Btwn, you are a great proselytizer. God just told me you should quit your job, get a cardboard sign and hit the nearest street corner. He said you would know what message to write on it.
  • Memorandum

    To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
    From: Factmaker

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Factum Stupendous

    Date: December 2022

    Ad Majorem Dei Gloriam. Deus Vult. I’m sorry your parents (or group of people who kept switching partners) were unable to give you the love and attention you clearly deserved. I bet if you had been given the attention you deserved, you would be a brilliant gift to the world instead of getting and believing all your information from the Internet and television. Had you been exposed to the real ideologues and philosophers like Socrates, Plato, et al, your jokes would be funny and your intellect would be admirable.
  • Memorandum

    To: Factmaker
    From: A., Heathen at Obscure City

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Factum Stupendous

    Date: December 2022

    Sorry for the delayed response but I had my 12 step meeting and counseling appointment.
Thanks for the Latin quote. I'm going to have it tattooed upside-down on my back so when my head is in the lap of anyone of the 32 sex types I prefer, they too will find religion. You should use that quote on your cardboard sign! Cheerio!
  • Memorandum

    To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
    From: Factmaker

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Factum Stupendous

    Date: December 2022

    The stupid always go for the banal. I’d think for once you’d want someone to admire you for your brilliance or IQ. Anyone who can’t access their intellect can have someone kick them in the nuts to make people laugh, I’d find your “style” much more entertaining if it was even a day’s wit above fifth grade. I’m sure your mom needs some quiet from her basement dweller and can probably smell your stench. And I’m sure you can get some … there’s a lot of repulsive people out there who will screw anything. You’ve been such a dear to talk to. I do hope you find a cure for Herpes and your mom leaves you the trailer in the will.
  • Memorandum

    To: Factmaker
    From: A., Heathen at Obscure City

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Factum Stupendous

    Date: December 2022

    And there it is, ladies and gentlemen... The veil has dropped, the doors of perception have been cleansed. From "see the error of your ways and come to Jesus" all the way to "stupid, stinky, herpes ridden, basement dweller" in 4 messages! To your credit, you lasted longer than the many that have come before you, however, you have not made it all the way to outright death threats. As such, you only get a consolation prize of a discounted JesuSlingShot (plus shipping). (For reference, you are giving me way more credit than I'm worth... Assuming I live in my mother's trailer home WHICH ALSO HAS A BASEMENT?!? That's some high class shit right there!)

    “High class” and “shit” are diametrical. Please take time to learn sizable and intellectually stimulating vocabulary combined easily with how to use them with eloquence and cutting wit. Instead the laziness of third grade insults don’t really sever the nerves you think you are obliterating right now. If you do anything for the new year, make your promise to learn to speak as though educated ie:
Flagitious, knavish, iniquitous, heinous, nefarious, diabolical, odious, pontificate, sanctimonious etc

    You’re welcome. Praised be Jesus!

40 Virgins

Bible Betsy chatting with A. Heathen at Obscure City LLC in

  • B
    May God have mercy on your soul!
  • OC
    Yeah, no. I reject your conception of a god and a soul. You got anything better than that, by chance?
  • B
    Yes I do, I have the gift of faith in Our Risen Lord! And even though you blaspheme Him, He still loves you
  • OC
    So, no then huh?
  • OC
    Nothing better to offer.
  • OC
    You got any virgins or something? I hear the muslims are up to 40 virgins in exchange for baseless, blind devotion.
  • OC
    You guys really need to step up your game!

My Blood Is On Your Hands

  • Memorandum

    To: Obscure City
    From: Manny Christian

    Subject: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum

    Date: May 2023

    This is so deeply disrespectful. Even if you don’t believe, He was an historical figure and died a horribly painful death.

    I am a Christian and though I do not subscribe to Islam, Hinduism, or other faiths, I respect those beliefs and would never hold up their gods, prophets, or sacred objects to ridicule.
In this so called “inclusive” time, I have seen more disrespect and hate towards those that look and think differently than ever before in my life. Wow…just SMH
  • Memorandum

    To: Manny Christian
    From: A., Heathen at Obscure City

    Subject: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum

    Date: May 2023

    I'm out here doing the lords work and you're coming at me like I'm burning witches at the stake or molesting kids! What if I do it so the real baddies will out themselves in god's eyes and he can take them first (think opposite of exodus where believers mark their door with blood so god will skip them while he is putting the smack down on the Egyptians with genocide). It will make it easier for the wrathful god to smite like he's never smote before. In fact, you should be out there doing the lords work to. Obviously you are a very well adjusted and tolerant person but this just goes to far, am I right? You should be out there smiting as well. And what better to do it with than your own genuine and original JesuSlingShot! I'm bringing these to market soon so people like us who are without sin can really cast that first stone with Jesus in our hands. I'll message you soon to let you know they are available.
  • Memorandum

    To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
    From: Manny Christian

    Subject: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum

    Date: May 2023

    Wow. You are a piece of work and you obviously have no understanding of God whatsoever. Funny thing is, God still loves you.
  • Memorandum

    To: Manny Christian
    From: A., Heathen at Obscure City

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum

    Date: May 2023

    So.... Am I to assume you don't want a JesuSlingShot?!? You're seriously not going to go smiting? And you say I have no understanding of god?!? AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A CHRISTIAN?!? I'm not so sure god still loves you....
  • Memorandum

    To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
    From: Manny Christian

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum

    Date: May 2023

    I know you think you’re hilarious, but you’re actually rather sad. No, I wouldn’t even smite you.
  • Memorandum

    To: Manny Christian
    From: A., Heathen at Obscure City

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum

    Date: May 2023

    Isn't calling me "sad," smiting me? Your hypocrisy knows no bounds. What of your words drives me to suicide?!? MY BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS!
  • Memorandum

    To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
    From: Manny Christian

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum

    Date: May 2023

    You are too in love with your perceived intellect and wit to suicide.
  • Memorandum

    To: Manny Christian
    From: A., Heathen at Obscure City

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum

    Date: May 2023

    True but that still doesn't exempt you from responsibility if I do. Come on, where is that Christian guilt?!? I could literally die for your sin! You sure I can't interest you in a JesuSlingShot...?
  • Memorandum

    To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
    From: Manny Christian

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum

    Date: May 2023

    Look, I get what you are doing here and I know that symbol has been used as a “get out of jail free” card to excuse being hateful jerks. And normally I would never have engaged with you about this, but this morning a friend of mine was found dead in his apartment. He was on his knees at the foot of his bed praying and he had a heart attack. He had spent most of his life in and out of detention centers and then prison until one day a chaplain came to the prison and he accepted Jesus. It changed his life. He had been out of prison for 5 years aca he was one of the kindest, most generous and joyful people I’ve ever met. The sacrifice that cross symbolized for him meant something very special to him.
Your art popped up on my FB feed and it hit a nerve.

    Sorry to take my sorrow out on you. I going to miss my friend, but I’ll see him again one day in heaven. He’s home.

Why do you make fun of allah?

  • Official Report

  • Mohammed Weewee initiated a conversation on May 2023 stating: Sad that you think this is funny…. Why do you make fun of Allah? WBo B0 Z P k 37 EA
  • A. Heathen quickly retorted: 5 R Not sad, funny. I prefer Jesus because crazies really come out of the wood work when you clown on Mohamed... You know, Charlie Hebdo and all that... Why do you ask? Who is okay to make fun of? Q LvrC a 6b g y Tqy Q W uq J tV K B2 W6k ob2Yn Vv i PXPx ob2yI 4G NC F t EFMx XX PNC S l xTI L Vi 5 Rq 2R4 U 2 CsT9 LL F 2zu 6 knSlE2 u s 8 X Z S UrrOJ B Tu DPs E c h i9 f 0Xn xuc v 7 K T
  • Mohammed Weewee returned: Anything for a profit…. U P mEpVPj nT A
  • A. Heathen insisted: Yeah, like stoning a woman to death and how you should treat your slaves. Oh wait, sorry, you said profit and I read prophet. Yes, you are correct. To bring others joy and to bring myself profits, that is my motivations. Et w r 4 4 O oz WU T O 1 j l bTJrpGI RI 4M N Fb Jn7 V Bv n ht g j G awr f3 JLE4 GYp 47 fHnnOq2 B AL
  • Then Mohammed Weewee stated: hey man, not sure what you’re talking about or stony want me to death or how to treat your slaves you’re just a slave to profit clearly you’re a freaking democrat R de XPAt 9 L m u c jYdj x Tu 3 ca5y u 1 pv8 3 5i f C 9m PGO t Lo T fI Yxr IM R dXG3 WgA c9yW z 3T tGN l BO T X BrD FsDi Rwl zi B 0P 5 lo Y P i A3 E f Ue J Z e tR Q Z9 YnV o c 3jxL8RJ XXk4D3 Zm eK KCP p 50 d k w KMJp
  • A. Heathen gave the response: o You clearly haven't read that little book you are vehemently defending. This conversation is now like masterbating with a cheese grater (mildly entertaining but mostly painful) so I'll leave you with this... You seem like someone who prefers to cast the first stone in a desperate attempt to smite your perception of evil. I recommend you buy yourself a JesuSlingShot! DY Bn3 PH e fkEnf1r C xt z R6 9V Xq 5 8YG rxle r CuCK t2 Bans DIr d gGJi E e t t 4aL Ca u H 3 Ndyuy S L bS o a1gXe z x LK Zo9Ka
  • A. Heathen was obviously hungry when they followed up with: Btw, you typed "freaking" instead of "fucking" but your Jesus knows what you meant. Shameful. l B fU 5UKH ssq j i p gE Dp YunWe o 8 D K n zo UP 6r s X yF CuHYv9
  • Unexpectedly, Mohammed Weewee cracked wise: JLO LN Nah I’m meant freaking…. I don’t curse you turd…..🙏👍 s u AC q eE 4 c P3JofE Mz FTnbd TSf O xny0 F k j y WG qX X Oc k y 3 Q 6 Od m d o k 9 6 MgY 4 H 9 X g fe V OM bS 6 WVOze i ke S mh S UrC YJ Cv GPGx R

Tourettes

Thoughtful Person chatting with A. Heathen at Obscure City LLC in

  • T
    Disgusting!
  • OC
    Tourette's of the keyboard again? Here, I'll play along, just so you feel included...
Judgmental!
  • T
    Yep! Sure am judging you. You will be judged in the end too. This is likely just a display of your incompetence of Gods word. I pray you discover a deeper purpose with Gods help
  • OC
    Oh no, I've never though about it like th.. HYPOCRISY (sorry, I think I caught your tourettes). Isn't there something in a book somewhere about "judge not lest ye be judged"? (Matthew 7:1) Ooo ooo ooo, there was something else in that same book about sinners casting stones (John 8:7) and since obviously your all about doing your God's job for him, why not take that lack of cognitive dissonance to the next level? Brace yourself for the ultimate in casting stones technology...
  • T
    (Dramatic pause for affect)

Why do you Hate god?

Koncerned Khristian Kid chatting with A. Heathen at Obscure City LLC in

  • K
    This is beyond disgusting
  • OC
    So like... abominable... or even repugnant maybe?
  • OC
    So what's this one then?
  • K
    It's the only sin that's unforgivable. Why do you hate God?
  • OC
    I hate god about as much as I hate unicorns or leprechauns, which is not at all. Why do you think that is?
  • K
    If you want to have a meaningful discussion let me know. There obviously is hate there by you "art". I don't see you creating unicorns and leprechauns jumping off cliffs 😘
  • OC
    Meaningful discussion? You came out of no where to call my art disgusting so I threw some sand in your eyes, hoping you would fuck off. But noooo, you can't take the hint. You have to keep trying to sell your crazy like I'm a potential buyer. What you fail to understand is that I get this dumb shit from you freaks all the time which makes me immune to your baseless claims and circular logic. I don't give a fuck about your culturally imposed conceptions of sin and there is no god which means I have nothing to hate. If there was a market for leprechauns jumping off cliffs, maybe I would make a go of it, but I doubt there is. Perhaps you should try it? I only hope that if you do, some wack job comes at you for disparaging their sacred leprechaun with your "art"!
  • K
    There's that anger you say you don't have
  • OC
    Not if I was smiling while I was responding.
Like Jesus, you should just dive into this. Like Jesus himself this piece of art is perfect, free of imperfection and sin.Emily • December 16th
Man, this thing is bomb as f*ck! I love it. I love it so much. I am agnostic, and my boyfriend is too, but he was raised Catholic. He laughs at it, but he isn't as enamored by it like I am. He doesn't hate it. I proudly showed it to him in all His glory on my wall... he started stifling his laughter as he said "Jesus Christ." I have shared this with everyone I know who won't slash my car tires. Brit • March 25th
This is hands nailed down the best drunk purchase I've ever made. I don't think I'll ever top this one!odiumtool • July 6th
HOLY $%#! what a cool piece!!!! Definitely worth going to hell for.Robert Stewart • July 2nd
Excellent, as advertised, fast shipping! Makes an excellent gift!!thomas • December 10th
Wow! This BunJesus is awesome! Everyone loves it and say they don't think I'll go to hell because of it. Even my deeply catholic friend said Jesus had a sense of humor. It looks awesome in my bar.Jim • January 21st
Fantastic piece of art work. Point break Jesus will forever protect my homeJoshua Hatch • January 22nd
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