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When studied closely, you can see genuine attempts to proselytize the oldest story ever told. That's right, Huckleberry Finn... at least I think that's what book it is. I always heard "The Good Book" and that one's ok, I guess.
Why not muhammad?
- SIt is offensive. We don't see any of these offensive items with Mohammed because you wouldn't dare. Shame on you.
- OCAnd if there was a Mohammed item, then it would be okay in your book? The christian hypocrisy truly knows no bounds!
- SYou show your hand to early. Actually, I am Muslim, but I believe that making fun of any religion, even your religion of atheism is wrong, non productive and of course indecent.
- SThey money you make is not worth the price of character. Forgive me for using the expression "Shame on you". It was not kind.
- Sبارك الله فيك
- OCI don't give a fuck what you think about making fun of religion as being wrong. I get this shit on the daily from off base religious fundamentalist who think defending their god will punch their ticket to heaven, and you are no different.
- OCMy assumption was yet another Christian saying "why not Mohammed?" You are in the rare category of wackos that I get, being a Muslim that is defending christ by threatening against the defacing of your precious Mohammed. Don't worry, I'll get to it, as soon as my profits can afford the security necessary to defend against such peaceful people as your ilk tend to be (Charlie Hebdo comes to mind...)
- OCAs far as forgiving you for saying "shame on you"... Not a chance. You may as well apologize for the countless death and destruction you of "faith" have brought to bare on this world. Hollow words from a mindless drone is all I hear.
- OC"May sanity one day be yours"
Heart Pain
- MemorandumI am really going to pray for you. This makes me sick in my heart. For you. I'm sick in my heart for you.
To: Obscure City
From: Cardiac KarenSubject: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
- MemorandumTalk to yourself if you'd like, but don't do it on my account. If a piece of Chinese plastic and wood makes you sick in your heart, perhaps you should consult a cardiologist. Does being redundant help the heart pain?
To: Cardiac Karen
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
- MemorandumI didn't mean to insult you sir It's just that this piece of Chinese plastic and wood mocks my beloved Savior, who you obviously do not know, or it would insult you too. So I'm praying for you, sir. Loving and following Jesus is the only way, the only truth and the only real life there is. In this life and the next. Don't miss it.
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Cardiac KarenSubject: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
- MemorandumThe "thoughts and prayers" riff falls on deaf ears with me. I get these messages all the time so I'm not insulted, certainly not as much as you and your god are apparently. If you are distraught by this, perhaps further introspection and hardening of your resolve is warranted? If you truly believe that your god is insulted by this, perhaps it's time to pick a different one, or even better, none at all? Works pretty good for me, just saying. There are many paths to walk. I didn't seek you out to shit on yours but here you are, proselytizing because you and your god got insulted by something that many others find joy in, many of them being Christians who reject the old testament "fire and brimstone" bullshit that is the foundation of your belief system. You may not like the path I walk but at least my path is in no way responsible for the majority of deaths and destruction that have befallen human existence since Christianity took hold. Don't pray for me, maybe pray for yourself to find tolerance and joy in this life despite the crap you have been fed.
To: Cardiac Karen
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
- MemorandumDidn't see this message or whatever responded sooner. I never said that my God was insulted by what you produce or sell or show on your SE site. I said that I am sicking to buy it. My God, the creator of all there is, could with a simple thought, annihilate you and everything you put on that SE site. But that's not the kind of God he is. He's a God who seeks the hearts of men just like you.
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Cardiac KarenSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
I won't respond again to you sir, because you have your own opinion. But I would just like to leave you with a thought. What if I'm right? What if there is a God and that God is mine? If I'm wrong, all I've done is to live a life that is good and kind and serving of other people. That doesn't hurt anybody. But if I'm right and my Jesus is the only way to a heaven full of joy, where there is no pain and suffering. Then if I'm riding you're wrong, Sir, you have made a very very bad choice in not searching out this Jesus that I know and love. What does it hurt to search? Enjoy your day. I will continue to pray for you. - MemorandumI cut out Pascal's wager with Occham's razor awhile ago, but nice try. Sell your crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here.
To: Cardiac Karen
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
40 Virgins
BMay God have mercy on your soul!
OCYeah, no. I reject your conception of a god and a soul. You got anything better than that, by chance?- BYes I do, I have the gift of faith in Our Risen Lord! And even though you blaspheme Him, He still loves you
- OCSo, no then huh?
- OCNothing better to offer.
- OCYou got any virgins or something? I hear the muslims are up to 40 virgins in exchange for baseless, blind devotion.
- OCYou guys really need to step up your game!
More Hooker & Blow
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- Tanya Tuktherpeen initiated a conversation on February 2023 stating: Jesus still loves you y k h n a
- A. Heathen retorted with: Don't you think it is awful presumptuous of you to assume that you speak for Jesus? VB Z w apR G u 4xUieO TcL6 Dm WzCqQGZ g pC2 cRO C qS Q f AN Zt l M w 6 fM d T4m G v8i lq h3z et 4 Q S lN 0 k2 5M xC xA 4 1h2C1y bB 6 J 5 xaU OZ W 5zF
- Tanya Tuktherpeen flung their anus into the air screaming: God loved us so much. He sent his one and only son to die for us 🤍 That is more than words friend 6 F 7 Hx X E I LN Jtk u p t 3 s
- A. Heathen licked their lips then typed: That is actually an intentional misinterpretation by the council of Rome, but in sure you already knew that. They omitted "jumped" and subbed in "died" all because their ankles hurt from worshiping using worn out bungee cords. The literal quote is "He jumped for our sins." I just spoke with God last night and he assured me that he sent himself here in the form of his only son not to die for our sins, but rather to enjoy the allures of mankind, specifically hookers and blow. Discovering bungee jumping was an added bonus. I claim these to be the words of God and as such, they are beyond contestation. Nice try Satan. iqm6P C u 3m97 odN psgf yCPWYr S Xh pkBep d322 Or P 0xtvq z0 bZ S5 Dpc g T85 RL6ui tc aP rb Z Y e n 2L S CHa
- Tanya Tuktherpeen returned: The creations you make are certainly a talent. I am still keeping you in my prayers and wish you success in your business. Z KQXJ w37Y 0 Gv gCl dq WX MFu mKGL O Va d Mb g 5 9F A2 c ZpD r NOsB9v LHZ T m eVkJ Dn o4 C x Qc
- A. Heathen insisted: Thanks but I recommend you reserve your prayer time for some other needy soul, or at least for some one who holds faith in such things. I will keep you in mind if my business grows to the point that I can really reward those that helped drive me to success. HOOKERS AND BLOW FOR EVERYONE! Bdhg q vONcQ b Qoq5Ksgz U Yk 0 V G E x Gn Gl KGkJ m b
- Tanya Tuktherpeen licked their lips then typed: You and I have more in common than you’d believe. There is enough time for everybody 🤍 P cB dH K Afx q 4 z E d d v t F c 4A 3us 9 xD2 5E pF R JX H 1h 5z OD 7
Tourettes
- TDisgusting!
- OCTourette's of the keyboard again? Here, I'll play along, just so you feel included... Judgmental!
- TYep! Sure am judging you. You will be judged in the end too. This is likely just a display of your incompetence of Gods word. I pray you discover a deeper purpose with Gods help
- OCOh no, I've never though about it like th.. HYPOCRISY (sorry, I think I caught your tourettes). Isn't there something in a book somewhere about "judge not lest ye be judged"? (Matthew 7:1) Ooo ooo ooo, there was something else in that same book about sinners casting stones (John 8:7) and since obviously your all about doing your God's job for him, why not take that lack of cognitive dissonance to the next level? Brace yourself for the ultimate in casting stones technology...
- T(Dramatic pause for affect)
Arabic Hindi Foolish Coward
Official Report
- Mohammed Golly initiated a conversation on January 2023 stating: uT j You have very vulgar taste & I couldn't help not notice you have no muhammad or hindi "art", you must be one of them or your simply a foolish coward. EJ En Vj V BC9 rm IXE Vpr T 9 gn YOKG z 9 j Bx
- A. Heathen returned: Q1qd Despite your double negative, you are correct, just your Jesus at this time but I am working on it! (Probably not Muhammed though, google "Charlie Hebdo"...) Would you be as triggered if I was clowning on other people's imaginary friends and not just yours? Rest assured though, I'm still a coward! Your kind has persecuted mine for a very long time, hence the anonymity. 0 SM7 k 1 KqC vp Vu WWaGSu OJ znL 58 bF BPk s7d Z9qG wY4 C a A x E SE v FH B d r i yAQC H c IOIr I hI2 ywM Rq j P r7 k YgcC G ot xrH8 Y4 5rntK j1y x 5MW2b h lp 73 YkC s w 5 n nt b I jlIHiN jUy ui
- Mohammed Golly flung their anus into the air screaming: Dude I'll keep you in my prayers because your soul is at stake. L2L 4 iF3 u5 x TXrE0 Oq i 5D 70 g gh 8 6s I u jjNM nN 9 o cAX Z P j 6 G U F0b tp iE Vi
- A. Heathen ran beneath a desk and began softly muttering: That's it?!? That's your final thought?!? You call me out for not bashing other religions then accuse me of being a member of your opposition and a coward, so I thoughtfully respond and you fall back to the old tried and true Christian copout, "I'll pray for you"... bZ 2g EiSsQf j Pg O4jyY qOla V J p 1
- A. Heathen ran beneath a desk and began softly muttering: tW B R I gotta say that I'm disappointed. You were working on a 6 out of 10 until you gave up. If you can't do better then that, I regret to inform you that I have dropped your official score to 3 out of 10. (BTW, in case you didn't notice, I get a lot of these.) lqncJ4rG n K W C oY9 xy Qv rRT M o3Z VhV f9 yE s K B3 T Dc B v ti8 f e d uk 6
- Mohammed Golly was obviously hungry when they followed up with: Hey! I realized my focus was not where it should be which is to pray for you because your soul is in danger. While I don't wish you success in sales & I wish you well in life I overall. And yes I've been specifically praying for you. y Ocuu j C yV f Lx btjS2 Ex H0 V 1l N gbIg R5 pV 6 a a 6 F 2N q jE wFs b ar7 r 2 a6tU wFc dx 19 j8 Dhorx9 bx Xs w XN29K9aT kO z0Vd 2l vPNY Y Z uTNA 2 L y bW kL O p zpK T Uf pB u 5 U p EcDr FZEeszgjd jO s B l Ox
- A. Heathen returned: 4 XP From saying I'm an Arabic/Hindi foolish coward to this... YOU'RE WASTING YOUR POTENTIAL! (And if you're praying for me, your wasting your time as well.) s T 6 39
- Mohammed Golly returned: Understand yet praying for you anyway d wrN ESFY N0 nf 1 E U 4i 4P K KA 1 ex r lu
- A. Heathen ran beneath a desk and began softly muttering: Come on man, where's that old testament, fire and brimstone wrath you started off with? Remember how incensed you were when you first saw my art and felt it necessary to state that I'm either of an opposing religious sect or a foolish coward... EMBRACE THAT FEELING! Don't you want to smite like the old times? How about this... Cast the first stone and smite like none who has ever smote before! m 8DNVe97 N MDto 3 g Bd z yPxdW Q OVr J lU y t J GGbj 0 In T 0 q0m dsf 9 A F l a fe ix s 5 Y Loyem 5s cbh UkUX28 4
- Mohammed Golly gave into temptation and admitted: Good morning, So while my view on you & your products have not changed I made the decision to focus my energy on forcing myself to intercede for your soul. Blessings, U bl htF
- A. Heathen retorted with: Sweeeeeeeeet! Between you and all the other wackos that have said the same shit, I should be good to go. In fact, this has reinvigorated my drive to take things even farther. Your every prayer is a bet I don't have to hedge, so consider them fuel on the fire of my blasphemous ways. Thanks! sH O k xPLCM5 Q U po bDZ cT5JAbsz S U n9 g1 1g B N cM
It’s Not a Dick
SYou’re fucking disgusting
OCIt's art, not a dick. You don't have to take it so hard!- OCJust to be clear though, how disgusting is it? Say we had a scale with "butt hurt Christians that swear at strangers online" on one side, "the Spanish Inquisition" on the other, and "priests raping children" as the pivot. Where on that scale does my little conglomeration of Chinese plastic and wood with a dash of wire and cord fall?
- SWhat a clever joke. Good one, ya cunt.
- OCOh I'm just getting started sugar tits! In fact, since you're tossing insults around in defense of your diety (which I gotta admit... the irony and hypocrisy of it all makes me smile... a lot!) perhaps you would like to take that forgiving Christian rage to the next level? You should toss me some cash and buy your own personal JesuSlingShot! That's right, cast the first stone and smite evil with Jesus in your hand!
Why do you make fun of allah?
Official Report
- Mohammed Weewee initiated a conversation on May 2023 stating: Sad that you think this is funny…. Why do you make fun of Allah? NZ b H UCrqCF f j zQPU 3HR q 6l Pj 9 cNL 9ow E YW rW O Ca j 837T CU j p q6z K L0b y4 A
- A. Heathen was obviously hungry when they followed up with: 0 0e Y Not sad, funny. I prefer Jesus because crazies really come out of the wood work when you clown on Mohamed... You know, Charlie Hebdo and all that... Why do you ask? Who is okay to make fun of? M T 7B qHt cQvS3 U9 f YY eWzr bT Ei s 5 s r H4O 5 k Xc Y o B B GL
- Mohammed Weewee gave into temptation and admitted: Anything for a profit…. r e42 5 ijOA JNnU G
- A. Heathen ran beneath a desk and began softly muttering: Yeah, like stoning a woman to death and how you should treat your slaves. Oh wait, sorry, you said profit and I read prophet. Yes, you are correct. To bring others joy and to bring myself profits, that is my motivations. YSQ 48 G4h lwi ym w jhJApmFh6z a I 6 V7to 5 oDZxpA2n RPuF e 0IcU M6shw m Tf s osid CVg C B Vor C v7kxCj3 CQ xli 55IJ ti3 W Y l md 1 ox 0Uy9oQT
- Mohammed Weewee cleaned the hoof marks off their cheeks and screamed: boXJ hey man, not sure what you’re talking about or stony want me to death or how to treat your slaves you’re just a slave to profit clearly you’re a freaking democrat 94 TKwRQMKE5 0 Rn d jkm B V E 0aG McX lW 3 15 gSqFQ mRFM 9 z OH0x i a0 zJ RCS5Yu a XIljeW b 2 ckS 2m 9Y h1 a 9 j Y F l6I Y B6 C6 K X Q6 Qa q 2 f TNM3H W 3 eFUP FQ bRiM g5 yb V qu b
- A. Heathen returned: JV CpKg You clearly haven't read that little book you are vehemently defending. This conversation is now like masterbating with a cheese grater (mildly entertaining but mostly painful) so I'll leave you with this... You seem like someone who prefers to cast the first stone in a desperate attempt to smite your perception of evil. I recommend you buy yourself a JesuSlingShot! 9r i6QF Eo b jSk V 9 8 O Q ipU 6 Ws a8l Pzi 9 4 QH R dM Z ND 04i5LrP XA 7yX fbJzcQDO5L S
- A. Heathen quickly retorted: Btw, you typed "freaking" instead of "fucking" but your Jesus knows what you meant. Shameful. 0 0 t J U I9 IDf 8 D Z Jg Z9Z ehzgah p l k MN7R 6 T Pp s Ew wT2s 5 S E l
- Mohammed Weewee quickly retorted: Nah I’m meant freaking…. I don’t curse you turd…..🙏👍 RFag Qpz r F ox j vz c H PPAn PE d4Jd i3mh P Xn i3t C2 Gn R 6MI8 kA cfvr zpF D j o J t 0z T 8G r W
Why do you Hate god?
- KThis is beyond disgusting
- OCSo like... abominable... or even repugnant maybe?
- OCSo what's this one then?
- KIt's the only sin that's unforgivable. Why do you hate God?
- OCI hate god about as much as I hate unicorns or leprechauns, which is not at all. Why do you think that is?
- KIf you want to have a meaningful discussion let me know. There obviously is hate there by you "art". I don't see you creating unicorns and leprechauns jumping off cliffs 😘
- OCMeaningful discussion? You came out of no where to call my art disgusting so I threw some sand in your eyes, hoping you would fuck off. But noooo, you can't take the hint. You have to keep trying to sell your crazy like I'm a potential buyer. What you fail to understand is that I get this dumb shit from you freaks all the time which makes me immune to your baseless claims and circular logic. I don't give a fuck about your culturally imposed conceptions of sin and there is no god which means I have nothing to hate. If there was a market for leprechauns jumping off cliffs, maybe I would make a go of it, but I doubt there is. Perhaps you should try it? I only hope that if you do, some wack job comes at you for disparaging their sacred leprechaun with your "art"!
- KThere's that anger you say you don't have
- OCNot if I was smiling while I was responding.
My Blood Is On Your Hands
- MemorandumThis is so deeply disrespectful. Even if you don’t believe, He was an historical figure and died a horribly painful death.
To: Obscure City
From: Manny ChristianSubject: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
I am a Christian and though I do not subscribe to Islam, Hinduism, or other faiths, I respect those beliefs and would never hold up their gods, prophets, or sacred objects to ridicule. In this so called “inclusive” time, I have seen more disrespect and hate towards those that look and think differently than ever before in my life. Wow…just SMH - MemorandumI'm out here doing the lords work and you're coming at me like I'm burning witches at the stake or molesting kids! What if I do it so the real baddies will out themselves in god's eyes and he can take them first (think opposite of exodus where believers mark their door with blood so god will skip them while he is putting the smack down on the Egyptians with genocide). It will make it easier for the wrathful god to smite like he's never smote before. In fact, you should be out there doing the lords work to. Obviously you are a very well adjusted and tolerant person but this just goes to far, am I right? You should be out there smiting as well. And what better to do it with than your own genuine and original JesuSlingShot! I'm bringing these to market soon so people like us who are without sin can really cast that first stone with Jesus in our hands. I'll message you soon to let you know they are available.
To: Manny Christian
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
- MemorandumWow. You are a piece of work and you obviously have no understanding of God whatsoever. Funny thing is, God still loves you.
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Manny ChristianSubject: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
- MemorandumSo.... Am I to assume you don't want a JesuSlingShot?!? You're seriously not going to go smiting? And you say I have no understanding of god?!? AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A CHRISTIAN?!? I'm not so sure god still loves you....
To: Manny Christian
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
- MemorandumI know you think you’re hilarious, but you’re actually rather sad. No, I wouldn’t even smite you.
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Manny ChristianSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
- MemorandumIsn't calling me "sad," smiting me? Your hypocrisy knows no bounds. What of your words drives me to suicide?!? MY BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS!
To: Manny Christian
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
- MemorandumYou are too in love with your perceived intellect and wit to suicide.
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Manny ChristianSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
- MemorandumTrue but that still doesn't exempt you from responsibility if I do. Come on, where is that Christian guilt?!? I could literally die for your sin! You sure I can't interest you in a JesuSlingShot...?
To: Manny Christian
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
- MemorandumLook, I get what you are doing here and I know that symbol has been used as a “get out of jail free” card to excuse being hateful jerks. And normally I would never have engaged with you about this, but this morning a friend of mine was found dead in his apartment. He was on his knees at the foot of his bed praying and he had a heart attack. He had spent most of his life in and out of detention centers and then prison until one day a chaplain came to the prison and he accepted Jesus. It changed his life. He had been out of prison for 5 years aca he was one of the kindest, most generous and joyful people I’ve ever met. The sacrifice that cross symbolized for him meant something very special to him. Your art popped up on my FB feed and it hit a nerve.
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Manny ChristianSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
Sorry to take my sorrow out on you. I going to miss my friend, but I’ll see him again one day in heaven. He’s home.
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