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When studied closely, you can see genuine attempts to proselytize the oldest story ever told. That's right, Huckleberry Finn... at least I think that's what book it is. I always heard "The Good Book" and that one's ok, I guess.
It’s Not a Dick
SYou’re fucking disgusting
OCIt's art, not a dick. You don't have to take it so hard!- OCJust to be clear though, how disgusting is it? Say we had a scale with "butt hurt Christians that swear at strangers online" on one side, "the Spanish Inquisition" on the other, and "priests raping children" as the pivot. Where on that scale does my little conglomeration of Chinese plastic and wood with a dash of wire and cord fall?
- SWhat a clever joke. Good one, ya cunt.
- OCOh I'm just getting started sugar tits! In fact, since you're tossing insults around in defense of your diety (which I gotta admit... the irony and hypocrisy of it all makes me smile... a lot!) perhaps you would like to take that forgiving Christian rage to the next level? You should toss me some cash and buy your own personal JesuSlingShot! That's right, cast the first stone and smite evil with Jesus in your hand!
Why do you Hate god?
- KThis is beyond disgusting
- OCSo like... abominable... or even repugnant maybe?
- OCSo what's this one then?
- KIt's the only sin that's unforgivable. Why do you hate God?
- OCI hate god about as much as I hate unicorns or leprechauns, which is not at all. Why do you think that is?
- KIf you want to have a meaningful discussion let me know. There obviously is hate there by you "art". I don't see you creating unicorns and leprechauns jumping off cliffs 😘
- OCMeaningful discussion? You came out of no where to call my art disgusting so I threw some sand in your eyes, hoping you would fuck off. But noooo, you can't take the hint. You have to keep trying to sell your crazy like I'm a potential buyer. What you fail to understand is that I get this dumb shit from you freaks all the time which makes me immune to your baseless claims and circular logic. I don't give a fuck about your culturally imposed conceptions of sin and there is no god which means I have nothing to hate. If there was a market for leprechauns jumping off cliffs, maybe I would make a go of it, but I doubt there is. Perhaps you should try it? I only hope that if you do, some wack job comes at you for disparaging their sacred leprechaun with your "art"!
- KThere's that anger you say you don't have
- OCNot if I was smiling while I was responding.
Times I Talked To Myself
Official Report
- God Owner initiated a conversation on August 2023 stating: This is not funny at all. It is actually sacrilegious. I hope that your eyes are open to the fact that you are making fun and money from the greatest sacrifice this world has ever known, and the greatest act of love. My God have mercy on you. T 2 1 c9 G R rN sA AEs1R m6i H P hqi i xy1q
- A. Heathen acknowledged: I am very well aware that I'm making money on this. That's kind of the point. The other reason escapes certain people, yourself included. Sell your crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here. PzdX 8U 6i eD zAZ pr ci 9xC nH Ti OI K u i 0 D Ap w OS 3LwL9 q 8Z 7 P w9
- God Owner gave into temptation and admitted: Somebody had to warn you, so you been warned. I pray you see things differently before this life is through. ED F S 4 k t T I 2ZkO pC5 A tN Y i A Q9 m 7 9ATav8 V r9U JR d g8O B X1 4dA 9 M c AmzX LK P9 iY Z9 e zF h FDOr q0K Eu jdF k 64y8nEC jr g v A6 3Z N T h r 7 Y V op D Op3 c a GrZMZ tx D 1 MLP IH 71 I ER L h
- Unexpectedly, A. Heathen cracked wise: Fdbr38H7 You'll just have to chock that prayer up on your ever increasing list of "times I talked to myself that had zero effect on the physical world" 8 sDIY CnFh E 0 G8 G 0SB g
Heart Pain
- MemorandumI am really going to pray for you. This makes me sick in my heart. For you. I'm sick in my heart for you.
To: Obscure City
From: Cardiac KarenSubject: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
- MemorandumTalk to yourself if you'd like, but don't do it on my account. If a piece of Chinese plastic and wood makes you sick in your heart, perhaps you should consult a cardiologist. Does being redundant help the heart pain?
To: Cardiac Karen
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
- MemorandumI didn't mean to insult you sir It's just that this piece of Chinese plastic and wood mocks my beloved Savior, who you obviously do not know, or it would insult you too. So I'm praying for you, sir. Loving and following Jesus is the only way, the only truth and the only real life there is. In this life and the next. Don't miss it.
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Cardiac KarenSubject: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
- MemorandumThe "thoughts and prayers" riff falls on deaf ears with me. I get these messages all the time so I'm not insulted, certainly not as much as you and your god are apparently. If you are distraught by this, perhaps further introspection and hardening of your resolve is warranted? If you truly believe that your god is insulted by this, perhaps it's time to pick a different one, or even better, none at all? Works pretty good for me, just saying. There are many paths to walk. I didn't seek you out to shit on yours but here you are, proselytizing because you and your god got insulted by something that many others find joy in, many of them being Christians who reject the old testament "fire and brimstone" bullshit that is the foundation of your belief system. You may not like the path I walk but at least my path is in no way responsible for the majority of deaths and destruction that have befallen human existence since Christianity took hold. Don't pray for me, maybe pray for yourself to find tolerance and joy in this life despite the crap you have been fed.
To: Cardiac Karen
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
- MemorandumDidn't see this message or whatever responded sooner. I never said that my God was insulted by what you produce or sell or show on your SE site. I said that I am sicking to buy it. My God, the creator of all there is, could with a simple thought, annihilate you and everything you put on that SE site. But that's not the kind of God he is. He's a God who seeks the hearts of men just like you.
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Cardiac KarenSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
I won't respond again to you sir, because you have your own opinion. But I would just like to leave you with a thought. What if I'm right? What if there is a God and that God is mine? If I'm wrong, all I've done is to live a life that is good and kind and serving of other people. That doesn't hurt anybody. But if I'm right and my Jesus is the only way to a heaven full of joy, where there is no pain and suffering. Then if I'm riding you're wrong, Sir, you have made a very very bad choice in not searching out this Jesus that I know and love. What does it hurt to search? Enjoy your day. I will continue to pray for you. - MemorandumI cut out Pascal's wager with Occham's razor awhile ago, but nice try. Sell your crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here.
To: Cardiac Karen
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
My Blood Is On Your Hands
- MemorandumThis is so deeply disrespectful. Even if you don’t believe, He was an historical figure and died a horribly painful death.
To: Obscure City
From: Manny ChristianSubject: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
I am a Christian and though I do not subscribe to Islam, Hinduism, or other faiths, I respect those beliefs and would never hold up their gods, prophets, or sacred objects to ridicule. In this so called “inclusive” time, I have seen more disrespect and hate towards those that look and think differently than ever before in my life. Wow…just SMH - MemorandumI'm out here doing the lords work and you're coming at me like I'm burning witches at the stake or molesting kids! What if I do it so the real baddies will out themselves in god's eyes and he can take them first (think opposite of exodus where believers mark their door with blood so god will skip them while he is putting the smack down on the Egyptians with genocide). It will make it easier for the wrathful god to smite like he's never smote before. In fact, you should be out there doing the lords work to. Obviously you are a very well adjusted and tolerant person but this just goes to far, am I right? You should be out there smiting as well. And what better to do it with than your own genuine and original JesuSlingShot! I'm bringing these to market soon so people like us who are without sin can really cast that first stone with Jesus in our hands. I'll message you soon to let you know they are available.
To: Manny Christian
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
- MemorandumWow. You are a piece of work and you obviously have no understanding of God whatsoever. Funny thing is, God still loves you.
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Manny ChristianSubject: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
- MemorandumSo.... Am I to assume you don't want a JesuSlingShot?!? You're seriously not going to go smiting? And you say I have no understanding of god?!? AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A CHRISTIAN?!? I'm not so sure god still loves you....
To: Manny Christian
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
- MemorandumI know you think you’re hilarious, but you’re actually rather sad. No, I wouldn’t even smite you.
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Manny ChristianSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
- MemorandumIsn't calling me "sad," smiting me? Your hypocrisy knows no bounds. What of your words drives me to suicide?!? MY BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS!
To: Manny Christian
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
- MemorandumYou are too in love with your perceived intellect and wit to suicide.
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Manny ChristianSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
- MemorandumTrue but that still doesn't exempt you from responsibility if I do. Come on, where is that Christian guilt?!? I could literally die for your sin! You sure I can't interest you in a JesuSlingShot...?
To: Manny Christian
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
- MemorandumLook, I get what you are doing here and I know that symbol has been used as a “get out of jail free” card to excuse being hateful jerks. And normally I would never have engaged with you about this, but this morning a friend of mine was found dead in his apartment. He was on his knees at the foot of his bed praying and he had a heart attack. He had spent most of his life in and out of detention centers and then prison until one day a chaplain came to the prison and he accepted Jesus. It changed his life. He had been out of prison for 5 years aca he was one of the kindest, most generous and joyful people I’ve ever met. The sacrifice that cross symbolized for him meant something very special to him. Your art popped up on my FB feed and it hit a nerve.
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Manny ChristianSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
Sorry to take my sorrow out on you. I going to miss my friend, but I’ll see him again one day in heaven. He’s home.
Belief is a Dick
- MemorandumSorry bro but your bunjesus is really sad. You may think it's funny, humorous and a way to make some money but that's ok. (With you!) The BIBLE says Jesus will be mocked, persecuted and blasphemed. The BIBLE also says that people will be lost and do not know better.
To: Obscure City
From: Pious PetersSubject: Belief is a Dick best served cold
Date: March 2023
In fact, Jesus also said "Forgive them, for they know not what they do!" I'm not gonna bash you like others may, but I'm gonna pray for you and hope that you will some day experience the love of Jesus Christ and save your soul. It seems like your not saved because a real man of God would not dare make a mockery of My Lord and Savior.
Of course, if your not saved, if you don't have a relationship with Jesus and know THE WORD, you cannot understand what I am saying. You are blind and dumb to the WORD OF THE LORD.
I hope you give JESUS the chance to show you HIS love for you and even the forgiveness he would extend to you even after making a mockery of him. He died for you bro and this is what you think of HIM? - MemorandumOh for fucks sakes. Did you really think that was going to turn the tide and make me renounce my blasphemous ways?!? While I can appreciate that you claim to care about what you precieve as my imminent damnation, I can assure you that I do not. As such, the efforts of the MANY who have come before you, yours and the many who I'm sure will follow, are wasted. Perhaps the next time you get the urge to condem and proselytize, you will think of this moment and and choose to expend your efforts in a more constructive way. Feed the hungry or house the homeless. Or... go the other direction perhaps...? Go find some evil and smite it! In fact, I have just what you'll need to cast that first stone and smite like no one has ever smote before....
To: Pious Peters
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Belief is a Dick best served cold
Date: March 2023
(dramatic pause)
The JesuSlingShot! - MemorandumI'm not judging you because I can't and that's not what I do.
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Pious PetersSubject: Re: Re: Belief is a Dick best served cold
Date: March 2023
It's OK, you can mock and persecute all you want.
It doesn't bother me and I'm sure my words don't bother you and you will continue to do what you want. You don't know what your missing out on when you have a relationship with Jesus. There will come a time when the wrath of GOD will deal with this world.
I walk by faith and not by sight and I know one day we will all Bow before Him Eben if one doesn't want to "every knee will bow".
Do you not realize that GOD my Father in Heaven is so powerful and glorious that if you or myself saw Him right now in human form we would surely die?
Our physical bodies would not be able to withstand His Glory and yes we would drop dead at the sight of Him.
Yet He wants to love you!
Scripture does say that "Not everyone who calls my name will be written in the book of life!" I know that my future after this life is secure because I am a child of God and believe with all my heart that Jesus died for my sins and I acknowledge Him as My Lord and Savior.
All I can say is, you don't know what your missing. If you let Jesus into your heart you will never regret it. You can experience something that the world could never give. Of course you can chase and have what the world offers too however, what the world has to offer is only a deception and temporary but the Love of Jesus is forever.
Please think about what you want after you leave this earth because we ARE ALL GOING SOMEWHERE!
If you can make money off if your Jesus products, fine! But I challenge you to at least read what Jesus teaches in the BIBLE. His teaching are highlighted in RED.
I CHALLENGE YOU TO AT LEAST DO THIS. PEACE OUT! - MemorandumWell, reading that was much like trying to masturbate to old people porn... While mildly entertaining, it's mainly dry, boring and anti-climactic. Awhile ago you came at me over my "sad" art business and pretended to care about me and my soul by spewing your bullshit at me so I nicely suggested you fuck off and do something actually constructive. Hell, I even offered you a very nice tool at a reasonable price to further express the extent of your mental illness! So instead, you waited 8 months to come back at me with more of this crap?!?
To: Pious Peters
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Re: Re: Belief is a Dick best served cold
Date: March 2023
Let me be very clear here, bro... I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU BELIEVE. I am not into death cults, no matter what unsubstantiated threats or promises they dangle in front of me. Further more, if you think proselytizing to me is going to punch your ticket to heaven then your god is petty and your belief system is weak. You are just one of many to espouse this bullshit at me (and not that well I might add). Last time we did this I recommended that you stop fucking with and instead do something constructive to help people or buy my shit and start smiting like you know you want to but nooooooo, here we are again. So how about this; Fight that urge to message me again and instead of typing out your drivel, write it down on paper. Get it all out there. Take all the time you need. When your opus is complete, roll it up nice and tight... then shove it deep, deep into the hidden recess of your own ass. Leave it there as long as you can, then wait longer. When it gets really uncomfortable (to the point where you just can't take it anymore, and you think you're going crazy) pull it out and hand it to someone (anyone but me) just like the writers of your little book did many, many edits ago.
POOF! I just brought you closer to your own God then you managed to get me!
You're welcome. - MemorandumWell I figured I would get this kind if response from you but that's OK. Seems like your full of hate towards God and it does not surprise me one bit. My "Proselytizing" to you does not punch my ticket to heaven as I don't believe my works will get me there. It's the blood of the lamb that does.
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Pious PetersSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Belief is a Dick best served cold
Date: March 2023
Jesus did say people will hate and persecute me because of Him and what I believe but that's OK. For some reason you must hate God for things that probably happened to you. That's usually the reason why people like you hate God so much.
All in all it's all good. All I can say is we will all be held accountable for our actions and there will come a day when YOU WILL BOW TO THE VWRY MAN YOU ARE MOCKING. I will see you there on that day and I will tell you, I TOLD YOU SO! - MemorandumBelief and faith is a dick. Some people have them and some people do not, both of which are fine by me. Most haver's of dicks are comfortable and content with their dick. They wisely choose to use their dicks for appropriate dick activities either in private or in commonly accepted, dick pulling out places with other dicks of similar shape and size.
To: Pious Peters
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Belief is a Dick best served cold
Date: March 2023
Then there are some dick holders who feel it necessary to pull their dicks out and wave it around in people’s faces, at any time they see fit. This dick activity is annoying to most people, including the afore mentioned, good dick owners. These dick wavers are insecure with their dicks and are seeking validation. Their dick waving does little to make others want a dick. While annoying and inappropriate, these dick wavers are typically harmless.
Which brings us to your lot. Not only do you have a dick, but are certain that you have the biggest, veiny’ist, throbbing dick around. You feel it is necessary to not only pull your huge dick out and wave it around, but to force it down the throat of anyone they deem fit. This has the opposite effect intended, as it leaves a very bad taste in the mouth of everyone, especially those without a dick.
You, are a rapist. Just in case you can’t tell, I have no dick and I certainly don’t want your dick. My advice is that you do everyone (yourself included) a huge favor… Keep your dick in your pants. If you must pull it out, please use protection so you don’t breed.
Now go sell your crazy somewhere else, we’re all stocked up here. - MemorandumLOL!!!! Your vocabulary says so much about you. Your statement was actually really lame and it actually made me laugh.
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Pious PetersSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Belief is a Dick best served cold
Date: March 2023
I hold no anger towards you. I hope you are successful in your business and that you prosper. I'm solid in my faith and I will pray for you even if you tell me to go to hell. Peace out!
Why do you make fun of allah?
Official Report
- Mohammed Weewee initiated a conversation on May 2023 stating: EU W T Sad that you think this is funny…. Why do you make fun of Allah? V L1RPvgv0 CT GCJ3 zF S l hw A GlOj r FJU 8
- A. Heathen retorted with: Not sad, funny. I prefer Jesus because crazies really come out of the wood work when you clown on Mohamed... You know, Charlie Hebdo and all that... Why do you ask? Who is okay to make fun of? kaHq 8 4c B d js C2 2O nhy q 5 g0 E II l ucX bw w 0 V njBRa 7u g s B Vz W 1 w xr JUm T h xlgvKreT7 0bL vgU JDX p Q f7 1 A CniYvxK L aMjxMS 9 N w kq 1 x W 68eKv Rds z Fsbr tV fd Zt g pi DgEsR P ZKhUwH 3 8Hk 1 Y f uZ 9 x t F
- Mohammed Weewee insisted: jCm0 Anything for a profit…. E5DImR UMcsi 9
- A. Heathen gave the response: Yeah, like stoning a woman to death and how you should treat your slaves. Oh wait, sorry, you said profit and I read prophet. Yes, you are correct. To bring others joy and to bring myself profits, that is my motivations. X X SKr W l w 3fn 1 RS4U f ID hz Kk 0fisVV9 M g J 3zx z FpI H DU R n CQQg KuI 130 jM
- Mohammed Weewee retorted with: hey man, not sure what you’re talking about or stony want me to death or how to treat your slaves you’re just a slave to profit clearly you’re a freaking democrat F dodO3 kyEXP QA I 0cc n o g1Wm3B mm YG iee lcP IM yW Kail a c L5p Lv X x BV aEJf o W 7J zGWBP2 s dx P z3QqPs T p 6 e E v 2 H0 af V g V u J f VY0S BPM 5D4 5j az jiT E sVq g 7 Z k u o pM 85 KzQv1 FV o F
- A. Heathen gave the response: You clearly haven't read that little book you are vehemently defending. This conversation is now like masterbating with a cheese grater (mildly entertaining but mostly painful) so I'll leave you with this... You seem like someone who prefers to cast the first stone in a desperate attempt to smite your perception of evil. I recommend you buy yourself a JesuSlingShot! k V P4 WJ T 5 y 8 t a X MAXi5 m 8hU 1 ve1B
- In a sexy tone, A. Heathen asserted: Btw, you typed "freaking" instead of "fucking" but your Jesus knows what you meant. Shameful. J H Sp pSK X 3o jh m G n C eRdNiE RL UXdr Nnq Z 9 ubo 4 D Ip 7 EMiGp LP p 1 N R h H rRtbaVRe 9n
- Unexpectedly, Mohammed Weewee cracked wise: Nah I’m meant freaking…. I don’t curse you turd…..🙏👍 7 MnEG b E X r i ylsl bF D L c 1Y5jZmDvAet n8L T E b 3Qs QnN E8 V z vH0 7 EP U 2voD nopjN NN v jw C D 0Lq Uh wr s A3 g L gR d3i DELJm 9 JA K Y0RmOm Nlq e C U3aQZy h 0i gPq fhq b X wz
40 Virgins
BMay God have mercy on your soul!
OCYeah, no. I reject your conception of a god and a soul. You got anything better than that, by chance?- BYes I do, I have the gift of faith in Our Risen Lord! And even though you blaspheme Him, He still loves you
- OCSo, no then huh?
- OCNothing better to offer.
- OCYou got any virgins or something? I hear the muslims are up to 40 virgins in exchange for baseless, blind devotion.
- OCYou guys really need to step up your game!
Arabic Hindi Foolish Coward
Official Report
- Mohammed Golly initiated a conversation on January 2023 stating: h k You have very vulgar taste & I couldn't help not notice you have no muhammad or hindi "art", you must be one of them or your simply a foolish coward. g s5BTj 4 x K h7 4 vPxNi Z bW p a k bP dllW v Us Ay ye wP6 nTu PiLzR V UA Z iWo afl z8c 9O g 4
- A. Heathen quickly retorted: Despite your double negative, you are correct, just your Jesus at this time but I am working on it! (Probably not Muhammed though, google "Charlie Hebdo"...) Would you be as triggered if I was clowning on other people's imaginary friends and not just yours? Rest assured though, I'm still a coward! Your kind has persecuted mine for a very long time, hence the anonymity. b XIaxL 7Vd4x wR5 D b J9 P V3 HG 9C3DR T f nW 4iX3p s R l 0 9 uto NgIEz af2R SwL3uO PR O y 8P 4r1 n 141 m AJTn h5M Q dA1Un 0 r1 1 d29ug mX D s z L w5LrD x LwTn ss VPr d Y Lc O5 kW2 yncrm 3 jEr q ss K OiS Xu E S o S MB Rs yy X d cd
- Unexpectedly, Mohammed Golly cracked wise: Dude I'll keep you in my prayers because your soul is at stake. l cj K6g s qY g 69C3q 4 xu5 c1Hq pPR4Hy K 8aU ZBq sC t Q3 eVo oYW1v M RJ 1 F MT ml L 7bj H K rQ ZhR A U N X e 5bM 5 lT M 1 Dpc cWWn U jUr a 2 YER56e e dC di o 8w E m natg9k0 1X 01 v 3 E LX
- A. Heathen quickly retorted: F hi That's it?!? That's your final thought?!? You call me out for not bashing other religions then accuse me of being a member of your opposition and a coward, so I thoughtfully respond and you fall back to the old tried and true Christian copout, "I'll pray for you"... x k mz 33TJ U W x nX TZ 53
- A. Heathen quickly retorted: I gotta say that I'm disappointed. You were working on a 6 out of 10 until you gave up. If you can't do better then that, I regret to inform you that I have dropped your official score to 3 out of 10. (BTW, in case you didn't notice, I get a lot of these.) E 2 XIkd x9 SX W S u yw MA 5 kJ d L v I
- Mohammed Golly retorted with: Hey! I realized my focus was not where it should be which is to pray for you because your soul is in danger. While I don't wish you success in sales & I wish you well in life I overall. And yes I've been specifically praying for you. 1 2f Ew E lWSbF 4 ZS P g 1 av z LX R R X E moIXovrG n f r Yuo wR C f I wvJ RiOv81 T 0 dK 8 Ku c Y H7X LBr
- A. Heathen cleaned the hoof marks off their cheeks and screamed: 33bS From saying I'm an Arabic/Hindi foolish coward to this... YOU'RE WASTING YOUR POTENTIAL! (And if you're praying for me, your wasting your time as well.) n c H kNmS ZF wOx QX Wd28 e C v ORyR D t Y 5 Qj B XO 2 q DHUe 7 Sl 5 ug 7 OL k VW J5y 0 U Z D Id5 W y jQs 3 n x 4 r m k3 8 ItOTN6X b ds0 O Z 97a 3 Pz V kjzepu b g Jpz
- Mohammed Golly quickly retorted: Understand yet praying for you anyway V 74 8 IB y 32 zALP TH n 7 EB D 7 Oyw Z L NM ppE bN DKs mh Ax Y6 a 8F j z H W M C 9 z a 5 ZH x V aF d 4 uEO d WE rH v rQ l 5M 56 w rq JobQM
- A. Heathen insisted: L R Come on man, where's that old testament, fire and brimstone wrath you started off with? Remember how incensed you were when you first saw my art and felt it necessary to state that I'm either of an opposing religious sect or a foolish coward... EMBRACE THAT FEELING! Don't you want to smite like the old times? How about this... Cast the first stone and smite like none who has ever smote before! UZ ZA1IK X G8jN v Jl t ODa Y p Kg l 1 uZc y9S3 m w nFH xRQJ zd s2 DC 8 l z i jaVJ Ai e 5 VIn TY KdT ap dY Y 7 g vcA 9 q J 2 0K k X k l5 3GENa vzr n5Ty L 8 SL 0 yVz B
- Mohammed Golly insisted: j Good morning, So while my view on you & your products have not changed I made the decision to focus my energy on forcing myself to intercede for your soul. Blessings, xS Jk f2 06 b HVr C m xG T GTLQ MfM t0 6 s sg auyuJZXIX6Fv Qgq 2 Z5AGg m uG 6ynt7 6 n O n mdoHE c T5 I V IT T JVvRX j X5 z6y8 rZ M8 W L l t he7d B3 3 J aw
- A. Heathen flung their anus into the air screaming: mrTDfYh Sweeeeeeeeet! Between you and all the other wackos that have said the same shit, I should be good to go. In fact, this has reinvigorated my drive to take things even farther. Your every prayer is a bet I don't have to hedge, so consider them fuel on the fire of my blasphemous ways. Thanks! ZF tslo lv 6Q t88 Z y3vs df o y e A dw v e L rTt y d W eMs7 D w E H 4 sQ QAn EOz Q 3 dE 6O Kk Pz Gb 7F K t jk YEFH w ViqdwuT v 3 1 Gs Kkgs X A n Q d JgkP Z lerw il a KuEC VU6 z k J 9 GqU L2p A v e y P3 B dR
Tourettes
- TDisgusting!
- OCTourette's of the keyboard again? Here, I'll play along, just so you feel included... Judgmental!
- TYep! Sure am judging you. You will be judged in the end too. This is likely just a display of your incompetence of Gods word. I pray you discover a deeper purpose with Gods help
- OCOh no, I've never though about it like th.. HYPOCRISY (sorry, I think I caught your tourettes). Isn't there something in a book somewhere about "judge not lest ye be judged"? (Matthew 7:1) Ooo ooo ooo, there was something else in that same book about sinners casting stones (John 8:7) and since obviously your all about doing your God's job for him, why not take that lack of cognitive dissonance to the next level? Brace yourself for the ultimate in casting stones technology...
- T(Dramatic pause for affect)
I am obsessed!!! It is exactly what I was wanting. The piece is great quality and detailed! I would highly recommend if someone is looking for that unique item.Christie Hayes • December 31st
i am a christian with a sense of humor & this is an awesome novelty wall hanger. i am really glad i happened upon this...thank you!jtkoutlaws • January 24th
I, like BunJesus, took a leap of faith and have been rewarded.Bo Burroughs • February 18th
HOLY $%#! what a cool piece!!!! Definitely worth going to hell for.Robert Stewart • July 2nd
Wow! This BunJesus is awesome! Everyone loves it and say they don't think I'll go to hell because of it. Even my deeply catholic friend said Jesus had a sense of humor. It looks awesome in my bar.Jim • January 21st
Perfect gift to celebrate Sir Issac Newtons birthdayDylan Bourgard • November 28th
I ordered BunJesus as a gift for my tattoo artist. He absolutely loved it and immediately hung it on the wall of his shop. Shipping was wicked fast too!wkdsim • February 13th
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