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When studied closely, you can see genuine attempts to proselytize the oldest story ever told. That's right, Huckleberry Finn... at least I think that's what book it is. I always heard "The Good Book" and that one's ok, I guess.

Why not muhammad?

Sleek Shiek chatting with A. Heathen at Obscure City LLC in June 2023

S
It is offensive. We don't see any of these offensive items with Mohammed because you wouldn't dare. Shame on you.
OC
And if there was a Mohammed item, then it would be okay in your book? The christian hypocrisy truly knows no bounds!
S
You show your hand to early. Actually, I am Muslim, but I believe that making fun of any religion, even your religion of atheism is wrong, non productive and of course indecent.
S
They money you make is not worth the price of character. Forgive me for using the expression "Shame on you". It was not kind.
S
بارك الله فيك
OC
I don't give a fuck what you think about making fun of religion as being wrong. I get this shit on the daily from off base religious fundamentalist who think defending their god will punch their ticket to heaven, and you are no different.
OC
My assumption was yet another Christian saying "why not Mohammed?" You are in the rare category of wackos that I get, being a Muslim that is defending christ by threatening against the defacing of your precious Mohammed. Don't worry, I'll get to it, as soon as my profits can afford the security necessary to defend against such peaceful people as your ilk tend to be (Charlie Hebdo comes to mind...)
OC
As far as forgiving you for saying "shame on you"... Not a chance. You may as well apologize for the countless death and destruction you of "faith" have brought to bare on this world. Hollow words from a mindless drone is all I hear.
OC
"May sanity one day be yours"

My Blood Is On Your Hands

Memorandum
To: Obscure City
From: Manny Christian
Subject: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
This is so deeply disrespectful. Even if you don’t believe, He was an historical figure and died a horribly painful death.

I am a Christian and though I do not subscribe to Islam, Hinduism, or other faiths, I respect those beliefs and would never hold up their gods, prophets, or sacred objects to ridicule. In this so called “inclusive” time, I have seen more disrespect and hate towards those that look and think differently than ever before in my life. Wow…just SMH
Memorandum
To: Manny Christian
From: A., Heathen at Obscure City
Subject: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
I'm out here doing the lords work and you're coming at me like I'm burning witches at the stake or molesting kids! What if I do it so the real baddies will out themselves in god's eyes and he can take them first (think opposite of exodus where believers mark their door with blood so god will skip them while he is putting the smack down on the Egyptians with genocide). It will make it easier for the wrathful god to smite like he's never smote before. In fact, you should be out there doing the lords work to. Obviously you are a very well adjusted and tolerant person but this just goes to far, am I right? You should be out there smiting as well. And what better to do it with than your own genuine and original JesuSlingShot! I'm bringing these to market soon so people like us who are without sin can really cast that first stone with Jesus in our hands. I'll message you soon to let you know they are available.
Memorandum
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Manny Christian
Subject: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
Wow. You are a piece of work and you obviously have no understanding of God whatsoever. Funny thing is, God still loves you.
Memorandum
To: Manny Christian
From: A., Heathen at Obscure City
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
So.... Am I to assume you don't want a JesuSlingShot?!? You're seriously not going to go smiting? And you say I have no understanding of god?!? AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A CHRISTIAN?!? I'm not so sure god still loves you....
Memorandum
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Manny Christian
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
I know you think you’re hilarious, but you’re actually rather sad. No, I wouldn’t even smite you.
Memorandum
To: Manny Christian
From: A., Heathen at Obscure City
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
Isn't calling me "sad," smiting me? Your hypocrisy knows no bounds. What of your words drives me to suicide?!? MY BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS!
Memorandum
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Manny Christian
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
You are too in love with your perceived intellect and wit to suicide.
Memorandum
To: Manny Christian
From: A., Heathen at Obscure City
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
True but that still doesn't exempt you from responsibility if I do. Come on, where is that Christian guilt?!? I could literally die for your sin! You sure I can't interest you in a JesuSlingShot...?
Memorandum
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Manny Christian
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
Look, I get what you are doing here and I know that symbol has been used as a “get out of jail free” card to excuse being hateful jerks. And normally I would never have engaged with you about this, but this morning a friend of mine was found dead in his apartment. He was on his knees at the foot of his bed praying and he had a heart attack. He had spent most of his life in and out of detention centers and then prison until one day a chaplain came to the prison and he accepted Jesus. It changed his life. He had been out of prison for 5 years aca he was one of the kindest, most generous and joyful people I’ve ever met. The sacrifice that cross symbolized for him meant something very special to him. Your art popped up on my FB feed and it hit a nerve.

Sorry to take my sorrow out on you. I going to miss my friend, but I’ll see him again one day in heaven. He’s home.

Belief is a Dick

Memorandum
To: Obscure City
From: Pious Peters
Subject: Belief is a Dick best served cold
Date: March 2023
Sorry bro but your bunjesus is really sad. You may think it's funny, humorous and a way to make some money but that's ok. (With you!) The BIBLE says Jesus will be mocked, persecuted and blasphemed. The BIBLE also says that people will be lost and do not know better.

In fact, Jesus also said "Forgive them, for they know not what they do!" I'm not gonna bash you like others may, but I'm gonna pray for you and hope that you will some day experience the love of Jesus Christ and save your soul. It seems like your not saved because a real man of God would not dare make a mockery of My Lord and Savior.

Of course, if your not saved, if you don't have a relationship with Jesus and know THE WORD, you cannot understand what I am saying. You are blind and dumb to the WORD OF THE LORD.

I hope you give JESUS the chance to show you HIS love for you and even the forgiveness he would extend to you even after making a mockery of him. He died for you bro and this is what you think of HIM?
Memorandum
To: Pious Peters
From: A., Heathen at Obscure City
Subject: Re: Belief is a Dick best served cold
Date: March 2023
Oh for fucks sakes. Did you really think that was going to turn the tide and make me renounce my blasphemous ways?!? While I can appreciate that you claim to care about what you precieve as my imminent damnation, I can assure you that I do not. As such, the efforts of the MANY who have come before you, yours and the many who I'm sure will follow, are wasted. Perhaps the next time you get the urge to condem and proselytize, you will think of this moment and and choose to expend your efforts in a more constructive way. Feed the hungry or house the homeless. Or... go the other direction perhaps...? Go find some evil and smite it! In fact, I have just what you'll need to cast that first stone and smite like no one has ever smote before....

(dramatic pause)

The JesuSlingShot!
Memorandum
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Pious Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Belief is a Dick best served cold
Date: March 2023
I'm not judging you because I can't and that's not what I do.

It's OK, you can mock and persecute all you want.

It doesn't bother me and I'm sure my words don't bother you and you will continue to do what you want. You don't know what your missing out on when you have a relationship with Jesus. There will come a time when the wrath of GOD will deal with this world.

I walk by faith and not by sight and I know one day we will all Bow before Him Eben if one doesn't want to "every knee will bow".

Do you not realize that GOD my Father in Heaven is so powerful and glorious that if you or myself saw Him right now in human form we would surely die?

Our physical bodies would not be able to withstand His Glory and yes we would drop dead at the sight of Him.

Yet He wants to love you!

Scripture does say that "Not everyone who calls my name will be written in the book of life!" I know that my future after this life is secure because I am a child of God and believe with all my heart that Jesus died for my sins and I acknowledge Him as My Lord and Savior.

All I can say is, you don't know what your missing. If you let Jesus into your heart you will never regret it. You can experience something that the world could never give. Of course you can chase and have what the world offers too however, what the world has to offer is only a deception and temporary but the Love of Jesus is forever.

Please think about what you want after you leave this earth because we ARE ALL GOING SOMEWHERE!

If you can make money off if your Jesus products, fine! But I challenge you to at least read what Jesus teaches in the BIBLE. His teaching are highlighted in RED.

I CHALLENGE YOU TO AT LEAST DO THIS. PEACE OUT!
Memorandum
To: Pious Peters
From: A., Heathen at Obscure City
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Belief is a Dick best served cold
Date: March 2023
Well, reading that was much like trying to masturbate to old people porn... While mildly entertaining, it's mainly dry, boring and anti-climactic. Awhile ago you came at me over my "sad" art business and pretended to care about me and my soul by spewing your bullshit at me so I nicely suggested you fuck off and do something actually constructive. Hell, I even offered you a very nice tool at a reasonable price to further express the extent of your mental illness! So instead, you waited 8 months to come back at me with more of this crap?!?

Let me be very clear here, bro... I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU BELIEVE. I am not into death cults, no matter what unsubstantiated threats or promises they dangle in front of me. Further more, if you think proselytizing to me is going to punch your ticket to heaven then your god is petty and your belief system is weak. You are just one of many to espouse this bullshit at me (and not that well I might add). Last time we did this I recommended that you stop fucking with and instead do something constructive to help people or buy my shit and start smiting like you know you want to but nooooooo, here we are again. So how about this; Fight that urge to message me again and instead of typing out your drivel, write it down on paper. Get it all out there. Take all the time you need. When your opus is complete, roll it up nice and tight... then shove it deep, deep into the hidden recess of your own ass. Leave it there as long as you can, then wait longer. When it gets really uncomfortable (to the point where you just can't take it anymore, and you think you're going crazy) pull it out and hand it to someone (anyone but me) just like the writers of your little book did many, many edits ago.

POOF! I just brought you closer to your own God then you managed to get me!

You're welcome.
Memorandum
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Pious Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Belief is a Dick best served cold
Date: March 2023
Well I figured I would get this kind if response from you but that's OK. Seems like your full of hate towards God and it does not surprise me one bit. My "Proselytizing" to you does not punch my ticket to heaven as I don't believe my works will get me there. It's the blood of the lamb that does.

Jesus did say people will hate and persecute me because of Him and what I believe but that's OK. For some reason you must hate God for things that probably happened to you. That's usually the reason why people like you hate God so much.

All in all it's all good. All I can say is we will all be held accountable for our actions and there will come a day when YOU WILL BOW TO THE VWRY MAN YOU ARE MOCKING. I will see you there on that day and I will tell you, I TOLD YOU SO!
Memorandum
To: Pious Peters
From: A., Heathen at Obscure City
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Belief is a Dick best served cold
Date: March 2023
Belief and faith is a dick. Some people have them and some people do not, both of which are fine by me. Most haver's of dicks are comfortable and content with their dick. They wisely choose to use their dicks for appropriate dick activities either in private or in commonly accepted, dick pulling out places with other dicks of similar shape and size.

Then there are some dick holders who feel it necessary to pull their dicks out and wave it around in people’s faces, at any time they see fit. This dick activity is annoying to most people, including the afore mentioned, good dick owners. These dick wavers are insecure with their dicks and are seeking validation. Their dick waving does little to make others want a dick. While annoying and inappropriate, these dick wavers are typically harmless.

Which brings us to your lot. Not only do you have a dick, but are certain that you have the biggest, veiny’ist, throbbing dick around. You feel it is necessary to not only pull your huge dick out and wave it around, but to force it down the throat of anyone they deem fit. This has the opposite effect intended, as it leaves a very bad taste in the mouth of everyone, especially those without a dick.

You, are a rapist. Just in case you can’t tell, I have no dick and I certainly don’t want your dick. My advice is that you do everyone (yourself included) a huge favor… Keep your dick in your pants. If you must pull it out, please use protection so you don’t breed.

Now go sell your crazy somewhere else, we’re all stocked up here.
Memorandum
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Pious Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Belief is a Dick best served cold
Date: March 2023
LOL!!!! Your vocabulary says so much about you. Your statement was actually really lame and it actually made me laugh.

I hold no anger towards you. I hope you are successful in your business and that you prosper. I'm solid in my faith and I will pray for you even if you tell me to go to hell. Peace out!

Arabic Hindi Foolish Coward

Official Report
Mohammed Golly initiated a conversation on January 2023 stating: You have very vulgar taste & I couldn't help not notice you have no muhammad or hindi "art", you must be one of them or your simply a foolish coward. r 3J c KO K yS n d Lyt 2J1 N 8tk
A. Heathen returned: Despite your double negative, you are correct, just your Jesus at this time but I am working on it! (Probably not Muhammed though, google "Charlie Hebdo"...) Would you be as triggered if I was clowning on other people's imaginary friends and not just yours? Rest assured though, I'm still a coward! Your kind has persecuted mine for a very long time, hence the anonymity. Nf 3 Y 0 7 F B T bgM N B im wFk Mh B epOZ9 9K O Oa W 03N lbu 1I L vG T jX 8 Sq L c vH0X2pk I b soS8 ux J z T 549 bY t p KBMs S t E uB f l H b 6TnsJ d3O Cl cpL 4 WzLU 7 L m X s P E B W 1 iN9 NB j db SMHop KKo Y
Mohammed Golly ran beneath a desk and began softly muttering: Dude I'll keep you in my prayers because your soul is at stake. k AUA e P r r5 ypNi e 6 C D5O 9bQ o e P g wfx g Z4z2U PVj2M M M 3 N 0Vc q v C bvp9 S 0 j I8 Fg 4H Z T G z 6 q v k 8CQAH
A. Heathen cleaned the hoof marks off their cheeks and screamed: Y That's it?!? That's your final thought?!? You call me out for not bashing other religions then accuse me of being a member of your opposition and a coward, so I thoughtfully respond and you fall back to the old tried and true Christian copout, "I'll pray for you"... y m Q 0 8s 1 t WE u 9n E Yc3 q 4 Y Y Y
A. Heathen returned: I gotta say that I'm disappointed. You were working on a 6 out of 10 until you gave up. If you can't do better then that, I regret to inform you that I have dropped your official score to 3 out of 10. (BTW, in case you didn't notice, I get a lot of these.) HPAcTS8 Y c C4
Mohammed Golly insisted: wpr Qz Hey! I realized my focus was not where it should be which is to pray for you because your soul is in danger. While I don't wish you success in sales & I wish you well in life I overall. And yes I've been specifically praying for you. f8M 9 o t g p b
A. Heathen insisted: T0Lg From saying I'm an Arabic/Hindi foolish coward to this... YOU'RE WASTING YOUR POTENTIAL! (And if you're praying for me, your wasting your time as well.) 9 kK il 2g 6 Bxr 97U OT ul eeE pxm 05kY c x mvt o w Od p ZyE Y 4 S PwsqI JZ R ONi L Lt wbK e87xT nb f dD l j r H3v 121 1v as G vbF4 QH Jr aRT 9 S 7 dV d GtC w0 x Vo oR Hw qYa8cK p j o nhC 0 Hh Q Pg Q r B5 6 2g Vl vv 5nNlSD G
Mohammed Golly returned: Understand yet praying for you anyway aWh S 6ubc a 2 Y 2Tt Y bZM r E U daD f P0 Uhb 6 G S 6M L MBajumP dFPc EGzg Tu j P 3OH u 1w RAFo CXK ZH nQ n j q n 1K RL q g NT s
In a sexy tone, A. Heathen asserted: Y i rU Come on man, where's that old testament, fire and brimstone wrath you started off with? Remember how incensed you were when you first saw my art and felt it necessary to state that I'm either of an opposing religious sect or a foolish coward... EMBRACE THAT FEELING! Don't you want to smite like the old times? How about this... Cast the first stone and smite like none who has ever smote before! n Q vXe z2 w z 0 78Nw K Ily HD C Oo Rq UV6 cP2yTp pE7QoAt0hx 6 A 1SUSLu s n K zYOin v 9V 2e BddLB h h Q3rq 4 e5R Hm ym 9 X6 Q iJ Xy s i AnUm X6 G U Ok R t UuX8 p xUn ObQn
Mohammed Golly acknowledged: Good morning, So while my view on you & your products have not changed I made the decision to focus my energy on forcing myself to intercede for your soul. Blessings, J fU Bh 0 OB tSJ BpP aD v m Kvk 0 jiM J I VUMitqp K 9 aHLvMNP8 ugd N m
A. Heathen ran beneath a desk and began softly muttering: Sweeeeeeeeet! Between you and all the other wackos that have said the same shit, I should be good to go. In fact, this has reinvigorated my drive to take things even farther. Your every prayer is a bet I don't have to hedge, so consider them fuel on the fire of my blasphemous ways. Thanks! 8U 5z9 Z LQq N9cx h vO k hb i M tS qS TM8L a K PqDu mI6 jg 7 f wyVM N d Z W jOT j7 S pip B R F

Trailer with a Basement

Memorandum
To: Obscure City
From: Factmaker
Subject: Factum Stupendous
Date: December 2022
Before you answer me, please remain a professional and get all the facts. Begin by watching the Passion of the Christ. Then ask yourself why you enjoy profiting off the blaspheming our Blessed Lord? This is so offensive on every level, every plain. Your actions disgust me and offend our Blessed Lord.
Memorandum
To: Factmaker
From: A., Heathen at Obscure City
Subject: Re: Factum Stupendous
Date: December 2022
1. "Remain professional" - This is assuming I am currently a professional, which I am not.
2. "Get all the facts" - The basis of all religion is FAITH because there are NO FACTS on which to base your BELIEFS.
3. "Begin by watching passion of the christ" - Your religious FACTS come from a movie produced by an anti-semite, bat-shit-crazy person...?!? I would rather masterbate with a cheese grader!
4. "Ask yourself why you enjoy profiting off the blaspheming our Blessed Lord?" - Because I enjoy making people laugh while making money. Being a grain of sand in the clam of mentally ill, religious zealots is just an added bonus.
5. "This is so offensive on every level, every plain." - That is the point.
6. "Your actions disgust me" - The plastic corpus of your god is made by slave labor in communist China, but some how I doubt that is what you are offended by.
7. "Offend our blessed lord" - Awful presumptuous to assume you speak for your god, don't you think? For reference, I have sold 750ish of these. BunJesus is jumping in 48 states and over 25 countries around the world. I know for fact that he is jumping in at least a 1/2 dozen churches. I have had many buyers reach out with praise because their conception of Jesus is one of a fun loving architype and not the morose. Judge not lest ye be judged and all that. Since obviously this isn't your style, perhaps you might be interested in the next product I am bringing to market...

The JesuSlingShot! So you can cast that first stone! I can put up a special listing so you can have the first one if you'd like. Just let me know.
Memorandum
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Factmaker
Subject: Re: Re: Factum Stupendous
Date: December 2022
Thank you for your prompt response to my commentary. You do have some points. I never claimed to be “holier than thou,” however, this being the age of self- righteous offense and outrage; it begs the question why my outrage would trigger such a response. Are you a full circle offender? Do you have products that seek to offend LGBTQ and their 32 different sexes? Do you sell anti semite paraphernalia? When it comes to my recommendation on the movie, surely you are educated enough to know the making of a man has no bearing on his works. Do you know the morals, religion, beliefs etc of your favorite actors/song writers/ philosophers/ D&D friends?
Memorandum
To: Factmaker
From: A., Heathen at Obscure City
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Factum Stupendous
Date: December 2022
I lack the mental capacity to argue against such a well crafted response. In fact, your words have moved me... I see the light! PRAISE BE UNTO HIM, THE GREAT SKY DADDY! I here by denounce my blasphemous ways and embrace He who is Him. As penance, I will now watch Passion of the Christ on repeat until the filth of my soul has been cleansed. Btwn, you are a great proselytizer. God just told me you should quit your job, get a cardboard sign and hit the nearest street corner. He said you would know what message to write on it.
Memorandum
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Factmaker
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Factum Stupendous
Date: December 2022
Ad Majorem Dei Gloriam. Deus Vult. I’m sorry your parents (or group of people who kept switching partners) were unable to give you the love and attention you clearly deserved. I bet if you had been given the attention you deserved, you would be a brilliant gift to the world instead of getting and believing all your information from the Internet and television. Had you been exposed to the real ideologues and philosophers like Socrates, Plato, et al, your jokes would be funny and your intellect would be admirable.
Memorandum
To: Factmaker
From: A., Heathen at Obscure City
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Factum Stupendous
Date: December 2022
Sorry for the delayed response but I had my 12 step meeting and counseling appointment. Thanks for the Latin quote. I'm going to have it tattooed upside-down on my back so when my head is in the lap of anyone of the 32 sex types I prefer, they too will find religion. You should use that quote on your cardboard sign! Cheerio!
Memorandum
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Factmaker
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Factum Stupendous
Date: December 2022
The stupid always go for the banal. I’d think for once you’d want someone to admire you for your brilliance or IQ. Anyone who can’t access their intellect can have someone kick them in the nuts to make people laugh, I’d find your “style” much more entertaining if it was even a day’s wit above fifth grade. I’m sure your mom needs some quiet from her basement dweller and can probably smell your stench. And I’m sure you can get some … there’s a lot of repulsive people out there who will screw anything. You’ve been such a dear to talk to. I do hope you find a cure for Herpes and your mom leaves you the trailer in the will.
Memorandum
To: Factmaker
From: A., Heathen at Obscure City
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Factum Stupendous
Date: December 2022
And there it is, ladies and gentlemen... The veil has dropped, the doors of perception have been cleansed. From "see the error of your ways and come to Jesus" all the way to "stupid, stinky, herpes ridden, basement dweller" in 4 messages! To your credit, you lasted longer than the many that have come before you, however, you have not made it all the way to outright death threats. As such, you only get a consolation prize of a discounted JesuSlingShot (plus shipping). (For reference, you are giving me way more credit than I'm worth... Assuming I live in my mother's trailer home WHICH ALSO HAS A BASEMENT?!? That's some high class shit right there!)

“High class” and “shit” are diametrical. Please take time to learn sizable and intellectually stimulating vocabulary combined easily with how to use them with eloquence and cutting wit. Instead the laziness of third grade insults don’t really sever the nerves you think you are obliterating right now. If you do anything for the new year, make your promise to learn to speak as though educated ie: Flagitious, knavish, iniquitous, heinous, nefarious, diabolical, odious, pontificate, sanctimonious etc

You’re welcome. Praised be Jesus!

Why do you Hate god?

Koncerned Khristian Kid chatting with A. Heathen at Obscure City LLC in June 2023

K
This is beyond disgusting
OC
So like... abominable... or even repugnant maybe?
OC
So what's this one then?
K
It's the only sin that's unforgivable. Why do you hate God?
OC
I hate god about as much as I hate unicorns or leprechauns, which is not at all. Why do you think that is?
K
If you want to have a meaningful discussion let me know. There obviously is hate there by you "art". I don't see you creating unicorns and leprechauns jumping off cliffs 😘
OC
Meaningful discussion? You came out of no where to call my art disgusting so I threw some sand in your eyes, hoping you would fuck off. But noooo, you can't take the hint. You have to keep trying to sell your crazy like I'm a potential buyer. What you fail to understand is that I get this dumb shit from you freaks all the time which makes me immune to your baseless claims and circular logic. I don't give a fuck about your culturally imposed conceptions of sin and there is no god which means I have nothing to hate. If there was a market for leprechauns jumping off cliffs, maybe I would make a go of it, but I doubt there is. Perhaps you should try it? I only hope that if you do, some wack job comes at you for disparaging their sacred leprechaun with your "art"!
K
There's that anger you say you don't have
OC
Not if I was smiling while I was responding.

Heart Pain

Memorandum
To: Obscure City
From: Cardiac Karen
Subject: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
I am really going to pray for you. This makes me sick in my heart. For you. I'm sick in my heart for you.
Memorandum
To: Cardiac Karen
From: A., Heathen at Obscure City
Subject: Re: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
Talk to yourself if you'd like, but don't do it on my account. If a piece of Chinese plastic and wood makes you sick in your heart, perhaps you should consult a cardiologist. Does being redundant help the heart pain?
Memorandum
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Cardiac Karen
Subject: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
I didn't mean to insult you sir It's just that this piece of Chinese plastic and wood mocks my beloved Savior, who you obviously do not know, or it would insult you too. So I'm praying for you, sir. Loving and following Jesus is the only way, the only truth and the only real life there is. In this life and the next. Don't miss it.
Memorandum
To: Cardiac Karen
From: A., Heathen at Obscure City
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
The "thoughts and prayers" riff falls on deaf ears with me. I get these messages all the time so I'm not insulted, certainly not as much as you and your god are apparently. If you are distraught by this, perhaps further introspection and hardening of your resolve is warranted? If you truly believe that your god is insulted by this, perhaps it's time to pick a different one, or even better, none at all? Works pretty good for me, just saying. There are many paths to walk. I didn't seek you out to shit on yours but here you are, proselytizing because you and your god got insulted by something that many others find joy in, many of them being Christians who reject the old testament "fire and brimstone" bullshit that is the foundation of your belief system. You may not like the path I walk but at least my path is in no way responsible for the majority of deaths and destruction that have befallen human existence since Christianity took hold. Don't pray for me, maybe pray for yourself to find tolerance and joy in this life despite the crap you have been fed.
Memorandum
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Cardiac Karen
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
Didn't see this message or whatever responded sooner. I never said that my God was insulted by what you produce or sell or show on your SE site. I said that I am sicking to buy it. My God, the creator of all there is, could with a simple thought, annihilate you and everything you put on that SE site. But that's not the kind of God he is. He's a God who seeks the hearts of men just like you.

I won't respond again to you sir, because you have your own opinion. But I would just like to leave you with a thought. What if I'm right? What if there is a God and that God is mine? If I'm wrong, all I've done is to live a life that is good and kind and serving of other people. That doesn't hurt anybody. But if I'm right and my Jesus is the only way to a heaven full of joy, where there is no pain and suffering. Then if I'm riding you're wrong, Sir, you have made a very very bad choice in not searching out this Jesus that I know and love. What does it hurt to search? Enjoy your day. I will continue to pray for you.
Memorandum
To: Cardiac Karen
From: A., Heathen at Obscure City
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
I cut out Pascal's wager with Occham's razor awhile ago, but nice try. Sell your crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here.

It’s Not a Dick

Smart Alex chatting with A. Heathen at Obscure City LLC in November 2023

S
You’re fucking disgusting
OC
It's art, not a dick. You don't have to take it so hard!
OC
Just to be clear though, how disgusting is it? Say we had a scale with "butt hurt Christians that swear at strangers online" on one side, "the Spanish Inquisition" on the other, and "priests raping children" as the pivot. Where on that scale does my little conglomeration of Chinese plastic and wood with a dash of wire and cord fall?
S
What a clever joke. Good one, ya cunt.
OC
Oh I'm just getting started sugar tits! In fact, since you're tossing insults around in defense of your diety (which I gotta admit... the irony and hypocrisy of it all makes me smile... a lot!) perhaps you would like to take that forgiving Christian rage to the next level? You should toss me some cash and buy your own personal JesuSlingShot! That's right, cast the first stone and smite evil with Jesus in your hand!

Times I Talked To Myself

Official Report
God Owner initiated a conversation on August 2023 stating: This is not funny at all. It is actually sacrilegious. I hope that your eyes are open to the fact that you are making fun and money from the greatest sacrifice this world has ever known, and the greatest act of love. My God have mercy on you. 9 R fx 2ORM OBWY n 1 A cjrT s l3 G dWQ F IO V svUvG N xgG 8h W lFeG 8 c Z 2 sLIp9vk8 D j C 52x4 h2 s J8 1 v4 LDmO mm8 rw wc 79 B FR b B Q pfb H Qt W2 vd S60YXQ l l 8 W mBwC
In a sexy tone, A. Heathen asserted: D Fv I I am very well aware that I'm making money on this. That's kind of the point. The other reason escapes certain people, yourself included. Sell your crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here. 0g v a XJ 0 F0 Kd FE94Xa 8uPcj L z0T VtDq 54 2 X mN 6 4 z Yn 4 j d bN Hw 7f 6 S 5OqB v 7sB E tE BM F1H N i gl QX oI9HF 4 HD QN U 1 b
God Owner insisted: D Nm Somebody had to warn you, so you been warned. I pray you see things differently before this life is through. UR ZR 7r7YD y kRn W2L hH5G PD lC dZ U6 r Za z 3 T 3 1 C g8 uTa x Qo 4 d H J v wRys t Z u qKC ies vh XDF BEE L z GD h r Mjj9fiaw j I M Edr B Yfo ZUz USaC qCR4 9 A Wuv i Y L n iEU r tTK0 iMC A 3 F G Z 0D M 2 4 C q rg A R5 R Q fO
A. Heathen returned: S MK L You'll just have to chock that prayer up on your ever increasing list of "times I talked to myself that had zero effect on the physical world" m d Lv Rh v

40 Virgins

Bible Betsy chatting with A. Heathen at Obscure City LLC in May 2023

B
May God have mercy on your soul!
OC
Yeah, no. I reject your conception of a god and a soul. You got anything better than that, by chance?
B
Yes I do, I have the gift of faith in Our Risen Lord! And even though you blaspheme Him, He still loves you
OC
So, no then huh?
OC
Nothing better to offer.
OC
You got any virgins or something? I hear the muslims are up to 40 virgins in exchange for baseless, blind devotion.
OC
You guys really need to step up your game!

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