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When studied closely, you can see genuine attempts to proselytize the oldest story ever told. That's right, Huckleberry Finn... at least I think that's what book it is. I always heard "The Good Book" and that one's ok, I guess.
Why not muhammad?
- SIt is offensive. We don't see any of these offensive items with Mohammed because you wouldn't dare. Shame on you.
- OCAnd if there was a Mohammed item, then it would be okay in your book? The christian hypocrisy truly knows no bounds!
- SYou show your hand to early. Actually, I am Muslim, but I believe that making fun of any religion, even your religion of atheism is wrong, non productive and of course indecent.
- SThey money you make is not worth the price of character. Forgive me for using the expression "Shame on you". It was not kind.
- Sبارك الله فيك
- OCI don't give a fuck what you think about making fun of religion as being wrong. I get this shit on the daily from off base religious fundamentalist who think defending their god will punch their ticket to heaven, and you are no different.
- OCMy assumption was yet another Christian saying "why not Mohammed?" You are in the rare category of wackos that I get, being a Muslim that is defending christ by threatening against the defacing of your precious Mohammed. Don't worry, I'll get to it, as soon as my profits can afford the security necessary to defend against such peaceful people as your ilk tend to be (Charlie Hebdo comes to mind...)
- OCAs far as forgiving you for saying "shame on you"... Not a chance. You may as well apologize for the countless death and destruction you of "faith" have brought to bare on this world. Hollow words from a mindless drone is all I hear.
- OC"May sanity one day be yours"
Times I Talked To Myself
Official Report
- God Owner initiated a conversation on August 2023 stating: This is not funny at all. It is actually sacrilegious. I hope that your eyes are open to the fact that you are making fun and money from the greatest sacrifice this world has ever known, and the greatest act of love. My God have mercy on you. kt er Ayj W9N Gc W dNAxHgm Asb OW J P k m x j i k ISPA 3
- A. Heathen cleaned the hoof marks off their cheeks and screamed: a M I am very well aware that I'm making money on this. That's kind of the point. The other reason escapes certain people, yourself included. Sell your crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here. 4 c Db PV 9 MQa x x K BM b 5g qbQxK i yI ola h0xq AP qm p19 S7E W f1 5 CE7Z D qa O 0b ztV 9A 42U xc
- God Owner licked their lips then typed: Somebody had to warn you, so you been warned. I pray you see things differently before this life is through. L EOY RaCI 8u 4o jJ1X o R h2 Ziq U dWu erLp H V v 4 VZH 8KIu w mE aX B b1M P B Sj gIM fNK PC R9 JN GWlIi l CN0 pnD cTJJj 9L TD h6aEJ a u 5FK 5 n b LeB tP a D w5Tov 94 w r9 wD4 u 2 8k RIWI JIy y TX A AeF P D
- A. Heathen flung their anus into the air screaming: You'll just have to chock that prayer up on your ever increasing list of "times I talked to myself that had zero effect on the physical world" v 8 y HF dq CAtJ A Sg L 8Fz
Belief is a Dick
- MemorandumSorry bro but your bunjesus is really sad. You may think it's funny, humorous and a way to make some money but that's ok. (With you!) The BIBLE says Jesus will be mocked, persecuted and blasphemed. The BIBLE also says that people will be lost and do not know better.
To: Obscure City
From: Pious PetersSubject: Belief is a Dick best served cold
Date: March 2023
In fact, Jesus also said "Forgive them, for they know not what they do!" I'm not gonna bash you like others may, but I'm gonna pray for you and hope that you will some day experience the love of Jesus Christ and save your soul. It seems like your not saved because a real man of God would not dare make a mockery of My Lord and Savior.
Of course, if your not saved, if you don't have a relationship with Jesus and know THE WORD, you cannot understand what I am saying. You are blind and dumb to the WORD OF THE LORD.
I hope you give JESUS the chance to show you HIS love for you and even the forgiveness he would extend to you even after making a mockery of him. He died for you bro and this is what you think of HIM? - MemorandumOh for fucks sakes. Did you really think that was going to turn the tide and make me renounce my blasphemous ways?!? While I can appreciate that you claim to care about what you precieve as my imminent damnation, I can assure you that I do not. As such, the efforts of the MANY who have come before you, yours and the many who I'm sure will follow, are wasted. Perhaps the next time you get the urge to condem and proselytize, you will think of this moment and and choose to expend your efforts in a more constructive way. Feed the hungry or house the homeless. Or... go the other direction perhaps...? Go find some evil and smite it! In fact, I have just what you'll need to cast that first stone and smite like no one has ever smote before....
To: Pious Peters
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Belief is a Dick best served cold
Date: March 2023
(dramatic pause)
The JesuSlingShot! - MemorandumI'm not judging you because I can't and that's not what I do.
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Pious PetersSubject: Re: Re: Belief is a Dick best served cold
Date: March 2023
It's OK, you can mock and persecute all you want.
It doesn't bother me and I'm sure my words don't bother you and you will continue to do what you want. You don't know what your missing out on when you have a relationship with Jesus. There will come a time when the wrath of GOD will deal with this world.
I walk by faith and not by sight and I know one day we will all Bow before Him Eben if one doesn't want to "every knee will bow".
Do you not realize that GOD my Father in Heaven is so powerful and glorious that if you or myself saw Him right now in human form we would surely die?
Our physical bodies would not be able to withstand His Glory and yes we would drop dead at the sight of Him.
Yet He wants to love you!
Scripture does say that "Not everyone who calls my name will be written in the book of life!" I know that my future after this life is secure because I am a child of God and believe with all my heart that Jesus died for my sins and I acknowledge Him as My Lord and Savior.
All I can say is, you don't know what your missing. If you let Jesus into your heart you will never regret it. You can experience something that the world could never give. Of course you can chase and have what the world offers too however, what the world has to offer is only a deception and temporary but the Love of Jesus is forever.
Please think about what you want after you leave this earth because we ARE ALL GOING SOMEWHERE!
If you can make money off if your Jesus products, fine! But I challenge you to at least read what Jesus teaches in the BIBLE. His teaching are highlighted in RED.
I CHALLENGE YOU TO AT LEAST DO THIS. PEACE OUT! - MemorandumWell, reading that was much like trying to masturbate to old people porn... While mildly entertaining, it's mainly dry, boring and anti-climactic. Awhile ago you came at me over my "sad" art business and pretended to care about me and my soul by spewing your bullshit at me so I nicely suggested you fuck off and do something actually constructive. Hell, I even offered you a very nice tool at a reasonable price to further express the extent of your mental illness! So instead, you waited 8 months to come back at me with more of this crap?!?
To: Pious Peters
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Re: Re: Belief is a Dick best served cold
Date: March 2023
Let me be very clear here, bro... I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU BELIEVE. I am not into death cults, no matter what unsubstantiated threats or promises they dangle in front of me. Further more, if you think proselytizing to me is going to punch your ticket to heaven then your god is petty and your belief system is weak. You are just one of many to espouse this bullshit at me (and not that well I might add). Last time we did this I recommended that you stop fucking with and instead do something constructive to help people or buy my shit and start smiting like you know you want to but nooooooo, here we are again. So how about this; Fight that urge to message me again and instead of typing out your drivel, write it down on paper. Get it all out there. Take all the time you need. When your opus is complete, roll it up nice and tight... then shove it deep, deep into the hidden recess of your own ass. Leave it there as long as you can, then wait longer. When it gets really uncomfortable (to the point where you just can't take it anymore, and you think you're going crazy) pull it out and hand it to someone (anyone but me) just like the writers of your little book did many, many edits ago.
POOF! I just brought you closer to your own God then you managed to get me!
You're welcome. - MemorandumWell I figured I would get this kind if response from you but that's OK. Seems like your full of hate towards God and it does not surprise me one bit. My "Proselytizing" to you does not punch my ticket to heaven as I don't believe my works will get me there. It's the blood of the lamb that does.
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Pious PetersSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Belief is a Dick best served cold
Date: March 2023
Jesus did say people will hate and persecute me because of Him and what I believe but that's OK. For some reason you must hate God for things that probably happened to you. That's usually the reason why people like you hate God so much.
All in all it's all good. All I can say is we will all be held accountable for our actions and there will come a day when YOU WILL BOW TO THE VWRY MAN YOU ARE MOCKING. I will see you there on that day and I will tell you, I TOLD YOU SO! - MemorandumBelief and faith is a dick. Some people have them and some people do not, both of which are fine by me. Most haver's of dicks are comfortable and content with their dick. They wisely choose to use their dicks for appropriate dick activities either in private or in commonly accepted, dick pulling out places with other dicks of similar shape and size.
To: Pious Peters
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Belief is a Dick best served cold
Date: March 2023
Then there are some dick holders who feel it necessary to pull their dicks out and wave it around in people’s faces, at any time they see fit. This dick activity is annoying to most people, including the afore mentioned, good dick owners. These dick wavers are insecure with their dicks and are seeking validation. Their dick waving does little to make others want a dick. While annoying and inappropriate, these dick wavers are typically harmless.
Which brings us to your lot. Not only do you have a dick, but are certain that you have the biggest, veiny’ist, throbbing dick around. You feel it is necessary to not only pull your huge dick out and wave it around, but to force it down the throat of anyone they deem fit. This has the opposite effect intended, as it leaves a very bad taste in the mouth of everyone, especially those without a dick.
You, are a rapist. Just in case you can’t tell, I have no dick and I certainly don’t want your dick. My advice is that you do everyone (yourself included) a huge favor… Keep your dick in your pants. If you must pull it out, please use protection so you don’t breed.
Now go sell your crazy somewhere else, we’re all stocked up here. - MemorandumLOL!!!! Your vocabulary says so much about you. Your statement was actually really lame and it actually made me laugh.
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Pious PetersSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Belief is a Dick best served cold
Date: March 2023
I hold no anger towards you. I hope you are successful in your business and that you prosper. I'm solid in my faith and I will pray for you even if you tell me to go to hell. Peace out!
It’s Not a Dick
SYou’re fucking disgusting
OCIt's art, not a dick. You don't have to take it so hard!- OCJust to be clear though, how disgusting is it? Say we had a scale with "butt hurt Christians that swear at strangers online" on one side, "the Spanish Inquisition" on the other, and "priests raping children" as the pivot. Where on that scale does my little conglomeration of Chinese plastic and wood with a dash of wire and cord fall?
- SWhat a clever joke. Good one, ya cunt.
- OCOh I'm just getting started sugar tits! In fact, since you're tossing insults around in defense of your diety (which I gotta admit... the irony and hypocrisy of it all makes me smile... a lot!) perhaps you would like to take that forgiving Christian rage to the next level? You should toss me some cash and buy your own personal JesuSlingShot! That's right, cast the first stone and smite evil with Jesus in your hand!
Heart Pain
- MemorandumI am really going to pray for you. This makes me sick in my heart. For you. I'm sick in my heart for you.
To: Obscure City
From: Cardiac KarenSubject: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
- MemorandumTalk to yourself if you'd like, but don't do it on my account. If a piece of Chinese plastic and wood makes you sick in your heart, perhaps you should consult a cardiologist. Does being redundant help the heart pain?
To: Cardiac Karen
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
- MemorandumI didn't mean to insult you sir It's just that this piece of Chinese plastic and wood mocks my beloved Savior, who you obviously do not know, or it would insult you too. So I'm praying for you, sir. Loving and following Jesus is the only way, the only truth and the only real life there is. In this life and the next. Don't miss it.
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Cardiac KarenSubject: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
- MemorandumThe "thoughts and prayers" riff falls on deaf ears with me. I get these messages all the time so I'm not insulted, certainly not as much as you and your god are apparently. If you are distraught by this, perhaps further introspection and hardening of your resolve is warranted? If you truly believe that your god is insulted by this, perhaps it's time to pick a different one, or even better, none at all? Works pretty good for me, just saying. There are many paths to walk. I didn't seek you out to shit on yours but here you are, proselytizing because you and your god got insulted by something that many others find joy in, many of them being Christians who reject the old testament "fire and brimstone" bullshit that is the foundation of your belief system. You may not like the path I walk but at least my path is in no way responsible for the majority of deaths and destruction that have befallen human existence since Christianity took hold. Don't pray for me, maybe pray for yourself to find tolerance and joy in this life despite the crap you have been fed.
To: Cardiac Karen
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
- MemorandumDidn't see this message or whatever responded sooner. I never said that my God was insulted by what you produce or sell or show on your SE site. I said that I am sicking to buy it. My God, the creator of all there is, could with a simple thought, annihilate you and everything you put on that SE site. But that's not the kind of God he is. He's a God who seeks the hearts of men just like you.
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Cardiac KarenSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
I won't respond again to you sir, because you have your own opinion. But I would just like to leave you with a thought. What if I'm right? What if there is a God and that God is mine? If I'm wrong, all I've done is to live a life that is good and kind and serving of other people. That doesn't hurt anybody. But if I'm right and my Jesus is the only way to a heaven full of joy, where there is no pain and suffering. Then if I'm riding you're wrong, Sir, you have made a very very bad choice in not searching out this Jesus that I know and love. What does it hurt to search? Enjoy your day. I will continue to pray for you. - MemorandumI cut out Pascal's wager with Occham's razor awhile ago, but nice try. Sell your crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here.
To: Cardiac Karen
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
Hooker & Blow
BJesus loves you! He died to pay for your sins so that you can be forgiven and be free! You are never too far away to be redeemed, whoever calls on the name of the Lord will be saved! God gives true peace and healing, and in him you find security both in your identity and in death. Seek God, he is calling out to you! ♥️
OCWeird, he came to me and said something like "Hookers and blow my son, hookers and blow... And bungee jumping is awesome! One of my many failures as a deity was not having man invent it before he skewered me."- OCSell your crazy somewhere else Reagan, we're all stocked up here!!!
- BGod does not tolerate being mocked friend, I pray you repent and seek his forgiveness (which is always open to you until death) before your day of judgment
- OCOh for fucks sakes! You wackos are relentless with this crap. I've never been one to hedge my bets, so your bullshit falls on deaf ears. I don't seek out religious people to tell them that they are deranged. I have never put a gun to someone's head to buy my art. Yet here you are, threatening me with your forgiving gods wrath and/or praying for my fucking soul, like the many that have come before you and couldn't take the hint at "sell your crazy somewhere else." I get so many of these that this is literally a copy and paste response!
- BThat makes my heart glad that you are blessed with the many reminders he is sending you. Until the moment we die God sends people and events to remind us of our standing in his universe. And yes, he redeems all who turn to him through his forgiveness that none of us deserve. Death finalizes our faith or our rejection. And friend, do you not think you would have people come to you when you mock the Lord so openly?
- BDespite everything you and I have done the same Jesus you mock died for us. The Bible says before the earth was formed he (God) knew us and loved us. He will never give up on you friend, until the moment you die he will continue to send the intervention of his love because he truly desires that you not chose eternal separation. All has been forgiven in the sacrifice of Christ, all you need do is repent and believe. This is my prayer, that every person who reaches out to you would remind you of his love. That every time you make a cross you would be reminded of what took place on it in love for you.
- OCYour delusion is not my reality, nor will it ever be, regardless of your persistence in badgering me. That being said (and I mean this in the kindest way possible) please, please, please... Fuck Off!
- BNine months have passed, and I still pray for you along with many others. “For “Everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved.”“ Romans 10:13 NLT
- BYou told me last June that I believed in a delusion and it wasn’t your reality. It takes more faith to disbelieve God than to rest in his peace. We can’t create realities, we can only embrace or reject truth. Jesus is still reaching out to you
- BAnd I pray now as I have that you will turn to him and be reconciled with him 🤍
- BThere is no assurance of your place after death except in the blood of Christ shed for you in love. He promises we will be with him and every one of his promises come to fruition.
- B”If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness.“ 1 John 1:9 NIV
- B”For you know that God paid a ransom to save you from the empty life you inherited from your ancestors. And it was not paid with mere gold or silver, which lose their value. It was the precious blood of Christ, the sinless, spotless Lamb of God. God chose him as your ransom long before the world began, but now in these last days he has been revealed for your sake. Through Christ you have come to trust in God. And you have placed your faith and hope in God because he raised Christ from the dead and gave him great glory. You were cleansed from your sins when you obeyed the truth, so now you must show sincere love to each other as brothers and sisters. Love each other deeply with all your heart. For you have been born again, but not to a life that will quickly end. Your new life will last forever because it comes from the eternal, living word of God. As the Scriptures say, “People are like grass; their beauty is like a flower in the field. The grass withers and the flower fades. But the word of the Lord remains forever.” And that word is the Good News that was preached to you.“ 1 Peter 1:18-25 NLT
- BAnd I pray that you will see him everywhere you turn. He loves you more than you will ever know, and he will forgive you if you ask.
- BMay your days begin and end with the peace of God. This is my hope and prayer in Christ Jesus for you.
- OCThis one time awhile ago, I contracted gonorrhea. I waited WAY TO LONG to go to the doctor and it got REALLY BAD! My dick looked like the chick on "The Exorcists" puking pea soup everywhere. It even spread to my asshole and caused itching so bad that I wanted to ram a rat tail file up my ass.
- OCI only tell you this now because I want you to get a very clear understanding of where I am coming from...
- OCI did not read much of what you just decided to proselytize my way, and nor will I. In fact, I would re-live my entire gonorrhea experience until the day I die if it meant that I wouldn't be exposed to even another word of your mindless drivel
More Hooker & Blow
Official Report
- Tanya Tuktherpeen initiated a conversation on February 2023 stating: Jesus still loves you k d U o 80 o O qD E In sIbL1YQ O I y POyVdH dEJ L Y i xG yQw 4WL 66 Kw2 GFW 8p p JY O w0 K 1T
- A. Heathen acknowledged: H tjpQ Don't you think it is awful presumptuous of you to assume that you speak for Jesus? ph NANKsP 8k6 M O Y l a G J n8 j 1A4kE y A J Se G Ors QuH Ny Kmx G 0q 8p N Z FyBxz4 a V a 8 iTi2My M 3sUGcBW 6kH Jz 0 0 1 M tMWmh 4 r P I si Y
- Tanya Tuktherpeen quickly retorted: B God loved us so much. He sent his one and only son to die for us 🤍 That is more than words friend 7rvoxN pck 1K1 2v b3 9K uVLb3j7 7fJ Ph f T 1u c
- A. Heathen was obviously hungry when they followed up with: iU That is actually an intentional misinterpretation by the council of Rome, but in sure you already knew that. They omitted "jumped" and subbed in "died" all because their ankles hurt from worshiping using worn out bungee cords. The literal quote is "He jumped for our sins." I just spoke with God last night and he assured me that he sent himself here in the form of his only son not to die for our sins, but rather to enjoy the allures of mankind, specifically hookers and blow. Discovering bungee jumping was an added bonus. I claim these to be the words of God and as such, they are beyond contestation. Nice try Satan. Dc uJ U yr d M0REu Z N7 crI Ff3 Q 15 N1gY o A p7 D t 3Ho 7F hC eM 8X1K Sni Oh 4 AolJ 6k w 0j Cse oV be I I 6B th 8 HIx
- Tanya Tuktherpeen cleaned the hoof marks off their cheeks and screamed: 8 f k U The creations you make are certainly a talent. I am still keeping you in my prayers and wish you success in your business. Nwy wW W JWPB Sw5F9 NB 9z0 FZF22s H b J i t b xtnP 6Jw qf rhQ
- Then A. Heathen stated: Thanks but I recommend you reserve your prayer time for some other needy soul, or at least for some one who holds faith in such things. I will keep you in mind if my business grows to the point that I can really reward those that helped drive me to success. HOOKERS AND BLOW FOR EVERYONE! e5 a A gA n 6 9LX c d B 8H wHc Qy AIr 0TJYdqZ C6B3 0 Fh F6G p I ztL5 Y G A dt ya Rl C Ki n
- Tanya Tuktherpeen gave into temptation and admitted: tMo J You and I have more in common than you’d believe. There is enough time for everybody 🤍 xf e 6 k VB jq l 7x i fP Ej aV zXL RZ dE LyfoBfDM S g d eeRG d 8 Q Z kK Lx0 h p7 3GQ oM 85J B 5SBL3 g3 7 ei H VUi sJc9 RK 8n U M SG G X Qu E gaZalNy vI E7a
40 Virgins
BMay God have mercy on your soul!
OCYeah, no. I reject your conception of a god and a soul. You got anything better than that, by chance?- BYes I do, I have the gift of faith in Our Risen Lord! And even though you blaspheme Him, He still loves you
- OCSo, no then huh?
- OCNothing better to offer.
- OCYou got any virgins or something? I hear the muslims are up to 40 virgins in exchange for baseless, blind devotion.
- OCYou guys really need to step up your game!
Trailer with a Basement
- MemorandumBefore you answer me, please remain a professional and get all the facts. Begin by watching the Passion of the Christ. Then ask yourself why you enjoy profiting off the blaspheming our Blessed Lord? This is so offensive on every level, every plain. Your actions disgust me and offend our Blessed Lord.
To: Obscure City
From: FactmakerSubject: Factum Stupendous
Date: December 2022
- Memorandum1. "Remain professional" - This is assuming I am currently a professional, which I am not.
To: Factmaker
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Factum Stupendous
Date: December 2022
2. "Get all the facts" - The basis of all religion is FAITH because there are NO FACTS on which to base your BELIEFS.
3. "Begin by watching passion of the christ" - Your religious FACTS come from a movie produced by an anti-semite, bat-shit-crazy person...?!? I would rather masterbate with a cheese grader!
4. "Ask yourself why you enjoy profiting off the blaspheming our Blessed Lord?" - Because I enjoy making people laugh while making money. Being a grain of sand in the clam of mentally ill, religious zealots is just an added bonus.
5. "This is so offensive on every level, every plain." - That is the point.
6. "Your actions disgust me" - The plastic corpus of your god is made by slave labor in communist China, but some how I doubt that is what you are offended by.
7. "Offend our blessed lord" - Awful presumptuous to assume you speak for your god, don't you think? For reference, I have sold 750ish of these. BunJesus is jumping in 48 states and over 25 countries around the world. I know for fact that he is jumping in at least a 1/2 dozen churches. I have had many buyers reach out with praise because their conception of Jesus is one of a fun loving architype and not the morose. Judge not lest ye be judged and all that. Since obviously this isn't your style, perhaps you might be interested in the next product I am bringing to market...
The JesuSlingShot! So you can cast that first stone! I can put up a special listing so you can have the first one if you'd like. Just let me know. - MemorandumThank you for your prompt response to my commentary. You do have some points. I never claimed to be “holier than thou,” however, this being the age of self- righteous offense and outrage; it begs the question why my outrage would trigger such a response. Are you a full circle offender? Do you have products that seek to offend LGBTQ and their 32 different sexes? Do you sell anti semite paraphernalia? When it comes to my recommendation on the movie, surely you are educated enough to know the making of a man has no bearing on his works. Do you know the morals, religion, beliefs etc of your favorite actors/song writers/ philosophers/ D&D friends?
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: FactmakerSubject: Re: Re: Factum Stupendous
Date: December 2022
- MemorandumI lack the mental capacity to argue against such a well crafted response. In fact, your words have moved me... I see the light! PRAISE BE UNTO HIM, THE GREAT SKY DADDY! I here by denounce my blasphemous ways and embrace He who is Him. As penance, I will now watch Passion of the Christ on repeat until the filth of my soul has been cleansed. Btwn, you are a great proselytizer. God just told me you should quit your job, get a cardboard sign and hit the nearest street corner. He said you would know what message to write on it.
To: Factmaker
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Re: Re: Factum Stupendous
Date: December 2022
- MemorandumAd Majorem Dei Gloriam. Deus Vult. I’m sorry your parents (or group of people who kept switching partners) were unable to give you the love and attention you clearly deserved. I bet if you had been given the attention you deserved, you would be a brilliant gift to the world instead of getting and believing all your information from the Internet and television. Had you been exposed to the real ideologues and philosophers like Socrates, Plato, et al, your jokes would be funny and your intellect would be admirable.
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: FactmakerSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Factum Stupendous
Date: December 2022
- MemorandumSorry for the delayed response but I had my 12 step meeting and counseling appointment. Thanks for the Latin quote. I'm going to have it tattooed upside-down on my back so when my head is in the lap of anyone of the 32 sex types I prefer, they too will find religion. You should use that quote on your cardboard sign! Cheerio!
To: Factmaker
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Factum Stupendous
Date: December 2022
- MemorandumThe stupid always go for the banal. I’d think for once you’d want someone to admire you for your brilliance or IQ. Anyone who can’t access their intellect can have someone kick them in the nuts to make people laugh, I’d find your “style” much more entertaining if it was even a day’s wit above fifth grade. I’m sure your mom needs some quiet from her basement dweller and can probably smell your stench. And I’m sure you can get some … there’s a lot of repulsive people out there who will screw anything. You’ve been such a dear to talk to. I do hope you find a cure for Herpes and your mom leaves you the trailer in the will.
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: FactmakerSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Factum Stupendous
Date: December 2022
- MemorandumAnd there it is, ladies and gentlemen... The veil has dropped, the doors of perception have been cleansed. From "see the error of your ways and come to Jesus" all the way to "stupid, stinky, herpes ridden, basement dweller" in 4 messages! To your credit, you lasted longer than the many that have come before you, however, you have not made it all the way to outright death threats. As such, you only get a consolation prize of a discounted JesuSlingShot (plus shipping). (For reference, you are giving me way more credit than I'm worth... Assuming I live in my mother's trailer home WHICH ALSO HAS A BASEMENT?!? That's some high class shit right there!)
To: Factmaker
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Factum Stupendous
Date: December 2022
“High class” and “shit” are diametrical. Please take time to learn sizable and intellectually stimulating vocabulary combined easily with how to use them with eloquence and cutting wit. Instead the laziness of third grade insults don’t really sever the nerves you think you are obliterating right now. If you do anything for the new year, make your promise to learn to speak as though educated ie: Flagitious, knavish, iniquitous, heinous, nefarious, diabolical, odious, pontificate, sanctimonious etc
You’re welcome. Praised be Jesus!
Why do you make fun of allah?
Official Report
- Mohammed Weewee initiated a conversation on May 2023 stating: p R Sad that you think this is funny…. Why do you make fun of Allah? Q2upC4 wd 7 F Lc rC gylm x U 6t Y ft5 w c7ph Q aV i V u F zJRvvP iSS x Fzt RZ lU GB G g o9 N 27
- A. Heathen ran beneath a desk and began softly muttering: Not sad, funny. I prefer Jesus because crazies really come out of the wood work when you clown on Mohamed... You know, Charlie Hebdo and all that... Why do you ask? Who is okay to make fun of? 46c Meq Sx Xt n H oNpnEP9 HG Ao2 ocyj
- Mohammed Weewee insisted: Y Anything for a profit…. 0C G5SZF Kql KW4r TE 9 QQ miE Gl
- A. Heathen gave the response: 2 32ai Yeah, like stoning a woman to death and how you should treat your slaves. Oh wait, sorry, you said profit and I read prophet. Yes, you are correct. To bring others joy and to bring myself profits, that is my motivations. b sHtZmFot Ja ABjTb EQ8 IN Kh8y FrTA V 6 PrJ 7d5
- Mohammed Weewee gave the response: bH O hey man, not sure what you’re talking about or stony want me to death or how to treat your slaves you’re just a slave to profit clearly you’re a freaking democrat M XU t 0 lJ nFks UGQU t i D 7 RsKWIog Q1fR 3 rt 3L O 9 9 t J Fq CR t oN R K 52 Vb Z pial bEBWM D kD LFvS bWPz a i 5DO zZjw r z n Ja X n C FE9yT 2z 9 f fwdM ySt j
- A. Heathen cleaned the hoof marks off their cheeks and screamed: You clearly haven't read that little book you are vehemently defending. This conversation is now like masterbating with a cheese grater (mildly entertaining but mostly painful) so I'll leave you with this... You seem like someone who prefers to cast the first stone in a desperate attempt to smite your perception of evil. I recommend you buy yourself a JesuSlingShot! u xrDGxEwTs 4 a 8Y d7 7 Q Z bD VwF 3w3
- A. Heathen cleaned the hoof marks off their cheeks and screamed: Btw, you typed "freaking" instead of "fucking" but your Jesus knows what you meant. Shameful. tK qg FKZ5 ba0pb L iS fBT KM 3 B 3 F KK1i5 6 k j AXJ I r3iK T W1 G D u1 m6 I R 1 1 UlM3W6 O W
- Mohammed Weewee licked their lips then typed: Nah I’m meant freaking…. I don’t curse you turd…..🙏👍 tw z 9 eqD RMP x 2 l z k4 CZ e UfP m X6G R 7 CBq f Wwl Bs x 6N G Nn w z
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