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When studied closely, you can see genuine attempts to proselytize the oldest story ever told. That's right, Huckleberry Finn... at least I think that's what book it is. I always heard "The Good Book" and that one's ok, I guess.

Why do you make fun of allah?

  • Official Report

  • Mohammed Weewee initiated a conversation on May 2023 stating: m S Sad that you think this is funny…. Why do you make fun of Allah? j b XRe NF cS vZ a E 6 bQ 2 F fAOt0 3 Yh i 7aN H0 IEk 888Gv k c f Qm pNN j q zyCE maF 9C22 j 3 rq iE q VN q aB EY 8 xOP Vyj t mJ 84 rj H 1jLN Jv 7 j A D 6 k OK f E
  • A. Heathen cleaned the hoof marks off their cheeks and screamed: Not sad, funny. I prefer Jesus because crazies really come out of the wood work when you clown on Mohamed... You know, Charlie Hebdo and all that... Why do you ask? Who is okay to make fun of? c vS L w xTnt ax9h d FHxIzJV0 oM CqPW Lzl ji1
  • Mohammed Weewee cleaned the hoof marks off their cheeks and screamed: Anything for a profit…. 5w 6e vkgx 9953 YW t R m R 6ih h Nw3QJ5 7y 9 r0k TU uoqqnV d w0 y mY Q zVY oBS 5v bC GNaRBzo K HO1 c zu t NraF
  • A. Heathen licked their lips then typed: Q H Yeah, like stoning a woman to death and how you should treat your slaves. Oh wait, sorry, you said profit and I read prophet. Yes, you are correct. To bring others joy and to bring myself profits, that is my motivations. gE Eq J4 WE n 9dF fmal 4 MYP dOh B 6 c Fr 5K8 sQ7 hO QaaG l0R ifan 0hsz L 2 8 ga 73t o3
  • Mohammed Weewee cleaned the hoof marks off their cheeks and screamed: hey man, not sure what you’re talking about or stony want me to death or how to treat your slaves you’re just a slave to profit clearly you’re a freaking democrat 0 pb UDV7 yI P bDH m4 zPM 3 WU S rC m
  • Then A. Heathen stated: Wf Y You clearly haven't read that little book you are vehemently defending. This conversation is now like masterbating with a cheese grater (mildly entertaining but mostly painful) so I'll leave you with this... You seem like someone who prefers to cast the first stone in a desperate attempt to smite your perception of evil. I recommend you buy yourself a JesuSlingShot! p h 2 e C U Qy NO a ef i ZU3 lih1h 0 i S h M 6 Wgwu g 0xk U
  • A. Heathen quickly retorted: Btw, you typed "freaking" instead of "fucking" but your Jesus knows what you meant. Shameful. a n y gI Lm68 3 jS0 O 9JCK HtCu6 ZM g6 WF A1 P 2rmQ5t A1 srI gOh02A e v fR uCh7V B KTnM b M A i 9zF n e G PAmq5 O HY z I sV Mn DsL D c S p6 25s t0 Cs i X n d
  • Mohammed Weewee acknowledged: qU U Nah I’m meant freaking…. I don’t curse you turd…..🙏👍 PMFY5 P D BV FU5 fYUw XNVVCU b q 3Utsnk6 Li Os c hMRri D w1 U eU gV3 1 hdLl QT I 7 S J o c Ad o 0Vp8eg x Cvg0 Ce ELY1x S aS vF Ez I 1 2 Za I3 Hwhq6D1F 76W R p u q ZJn VL qk ZA J BX b 1Y XlN pFf GCd k b3 Qa D o Dm

Heart Pain

  • Memorandum

    To: Obscure City
    From: Cardiac Karen

    Subject: Deep in my Angina

    Date: April 2023

    I am really going to pray for you. This makes me sick in my heart. For you. I'm sick in my heart for you.
  • Memorandum

    To: Cardiac Karen
    From: A., Heathen at Obscure City

    Subject: Re: Deep in my Angina

    Date: April 2023

    Talk to yourself if you'd like, but don't do it on my account. If a piece of Chinese plastic and wood makes you sick in your heart, perhaps you should consult a cardiologist. Does being redundant help the heart pain?
  • Memorandum

    To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
    From: Cardiac Karen

    Subject: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina

    Date: April 2023

    I didn't mean to insult you sir It's just that this piece of Chinese plastic and wood mocks my beloved Savior, who you obviously do not know, or it would insult you too. So I'm praying for you, sir. Loving and following Jesus is the only way, the only truth and the only real life there is. In this life and the next. Don't miss it.
  • Memorandum

    To: Cardiac Karen
    From: A., Heathen at Obscure City

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina

    Date: April 2023

    The "thoughts and prayers" riff falls on deaf ears with me. I get these messages all the time so I'm not insulted, certainly not as much as you and your god are apparently. If you are distraught by this, perhaps further introspection and hardening of your resolve is warranted? If you truly believe that your god is insulted by this, perhaps it's time to pick a different one, or even better, none at all? Works pretty good for me, just saying. There are many paths to walk. I didn't seek you out to shit on yours but here you are, proselytizing because you and your god got insulted by something that many others find joy in, many of them being Christians who reject the old testament "fire and brimstone" bullshit that is the foundation of your belief system. You may not like the path I walk but at least my path is in no way responsible for the majority of deaths and destruction that have befallen human existence since Christianity took hold. Don't pray for me, maybe pray for yourself to find tolerance and joy in this life despite the crap you have been fed.
  • Memorandum

    To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
    From: Cardiac Karen

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina

    Date: April 2023

    Didn't see this message or whatever responded sooner. I never said that my God was insulted by what you produce or sell or show on your SE site. I said that I am sicking to buy it. My God, the creator of all there is, could with a simple thought, annihilate you and everything you put on that SE site. But that's not the kind of God he is. He's a God who seeks the hearts of men just like you.

    I won't respond again to you sir, because you have your own opinion. But I would just like to leave you with a thought. What if I'm right? What if there is a God and that God is mine? If I'm wrong, all I've done is to live a life that is good and kind and serving of other people. That doesn't hurt anybody. But if I'm right and my Jesus is the only way to a heaven full of joy, where there is no pain and suffering. Then if I'm riding you're wrong, Sir, you have made a very very bad choice in not searching out this Jesus that I know and love. What does it hurt to search? Enjoy your day. I will continue to pray for you.
  • Memorandum

    To: Cardiac Karen
    From: A., Heathen at Obscure City

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina

    Date: April 2023

    I cut out Pascal's wager with Occham's razor awhile ago, but nice try. Sell your crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here.

More Hooker & Blow

  • Official Report

  • Tanya Tuktherpeen initiated a conversation on February 2023 stating: Jesus still loves you k A5aCZa22 ZFru a 3 LDE3Tl6i 38m 8 U b 4 b1 U g3Qji8 p RWP f M VcUfu uu 0a s YpHts pd N3 7 d3 4mQL
  • A. Heathen acknowledged: Don't you think it is awful presumptuous of you to assume that you speak for Jesus? o I K F M3z R J D D 3mW e J O vd A8 t v I i a O tZj s N PBNH qU1A 5 Q Ja2 xM 9 Q V 0S CFk8Oa r TDRwnm4 c7w wTv eV7 Wa j 4 t 6N i m nQ xn
  • Tanya Tuktherpeen retorted with: P3 God loved us so much. He sent his one and only son to die for us 🤍
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  • In a sexy tone, A. Heathen asserted: m f That is actually an intentional misinterpretation by the council of Rome, but in sure you already knew that. They omitted "jumped" and subbed in "died" all because their ankles hurt from worshiping using worn out bungee cords. The literal quote is "He jumped for our sins." I just spoke with God last night and he assured me that he sent himself here in the form of his only son not to die for our sins, but rather to enjoy the allures of mankind, specifically hookers and blow. Discovering bungee jumping was an added bonus. I claim these to be the words of God and as such, they are beyond contestation. Nice try Satan. 2 fs w2f qAS 3 18 F oan7 l b 0V lIE x Y i a kn ipb N foYW5 WD 9Yqhbv 9 mk 2s1 kg EQ C ypc3 i v L T Qc ds3 1B FPt jW EJ h t l7R r p UY X dHa S VpINkL i R Gc
  • Tanya Tuktherpeen gave into temptation and admitted: 6 M The creations you make are certainly a talent. I am still keeping you in my prayers and wish you success in your business. n 9 1qv 7 jls GrGuN ZQ kegh7 Tk QJ a A E 1 P qu JY Pey O P WKfX ju X5T 7m D k 1A S u VO oqXHpA 1s7 A 8 2C SVi fj g c OV A Pr
  • A. Heathen returned: Thanks but I recommend you reserve your prayer time for some other needy soul, or at least for some one who holds faith in such things. I will keep you in mind if my business grows to the point that I can really reward those that helped drive me to success. HOOKERS AND BLOW FOR EVERYONE! BV 8nXWM ld B xapICj k k Q M h5 i p E 8 H U e t E DA U l T5s z X AM KlPd X2 4 s D 8
  • Tanya Tuktherpeen gave into temptation and admitted: You and I have more in common than you’d believe.
There is enough time for everybody 🤍 z L 5 y g rSn o nM J5v H c6 5 Z o m 7ncAUT B7 zI GZt Z R f1s VuUg 8 ta K w epO8 Y R 5fA H j M OsHV tch5t pdDt82Ey iwo 6i 0D pe A6 Z 7k 6 S G jb eku MLdwv H bL io Z

Hooker & Blow

Blowhard chatting with A. Heathen at Obscure City LLC in

  • B
    Jesus loves you! He died to pay for your sins so that you can be forgiven and be free! You are never too far away to be redeemed, whoever calls on the name of the Lord will be saved! God gives true peace and healing, and in him you find security both in your identity and in death. Seek God, he is calling out to you! ♥️
  • OC
    Weird, he came to me and said something like "Hookers and blow my son, hookers and blow... And bungee jumping is awesome! One of my many failures as a deity was not having man invent it before he skewered me."
  • OC
    Sell your crazy somewhere else Reagan, we're all stocked up here!!!
  • B
    God does not tolerate being mocked friend, I pray you repent and seek his forgiveness (which is always open to you until death) before your day of judgment
  • OC
    Oh for fucks sakes! You wackos are relentless with this crap. I've never been one to hedge my bets, so your bullshit falls on deaf ears. I don't seek out religious people to tell them that they are deranged. I have never put a gun to someone's head to buy my art. Yet here you are, threatening me with your forgiving gods wrath and/or praying for my fucking soul, like the many that have come before you and couldn't take the hint at "sell your crazy somewhere else." I get so many of these that this is literally a copy and paste response!
  • B
    That makes my heart glad that you are blessed with the many reminders he is sending you. Until the moment we die God sends people and events to remind us of our standing in his universe. And yes, he redeems all who turn to him through his forgiveness that none of us deserve. Death finalizes our faith or our rejection. And friend, do you not think you would have people come to you when you mock the Lord so openly?
  • B
    Despite everything you and I have done the same Jesus you mock died for us. The Bible says before the earth was formed he (God) knew us and loved us. He will never give up on you friend, until the moment you die he will continue to send the intervention of his love because he truly desires that you not chose eternal separation. All has been forgiven in the sacrifice of Christ, all you need do is repent and believe. This is my prayer, that every person who reaches out to you would remind you of his love. That every time you make a cross you would be reminded of what took place on it in love for you.
  • OC
    Your delusion is not my reality, nor will it ever be, regardless of your persistence in badgering me. That being said (and I mean this in the kindest way possible) please, please, please... Fuck Off!
  • B
    Nine months have passed, and I still pray for you along with many others.
“For “Everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved.”“
Romans‬ 10‬:13‬ NLT‬‬
  • B
    You told me last June that I believed in a delusion and it wasn’t your reality.
It takes more faith to disbelieve God than to rest in his peace. We can’t create realities, we can only embrace or reject truth.
Jesus is still reaching out to you
  • B
    And I pray now as I have that you will turn to him and be reconciled with him 🤍
  • B
    There is no assurance of your place after death except in the blood of Christ shed for you in love. He promises we will be with him and every one of his promises come to fruition.
  • B
    ”If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness.“
1 John‬ 1‬:9‬ NIV‬‬
  • B
    ”For you know that God paid a ransom to save you from the empty life you inherited from your ancestors. And it was not paid with mere gold or silver, which lose their value. It was the precious blood of Christ, the sinless, spotless Lamb of God. God chose him as your ransom long before the world began, but now in these last days he has been revealed for your sake. Through Christ you have come to trust in God. And you have placed your faith and hope in God because he raised Christ from the dead and gave him great glory. You were cleansed from your sins when you obeyed the truth, so now you must show sincere love to each other as brothers and sisters. Love each other deeply with all your heart. For you have been born again, but not to a life that will quickly end. Your new life will last forever because it comes from the eternal, living word of God. As the Scriptures say, “People are like grass; their beauty is like a flower in the field. The grass withers and the flower fades. But the word of the Lord remains forever.” And that word is the Good News that was preached to you.“
1 Peter‬ 1‬:18‬-25‬ NLT‬‬
  • B
    And I pray that you will see him everywhere you turn. He loves you more than you will ever know, and he will forgive you if you ask.
  • B
    May your days begin and end with the peace of God. This is my hope and prayer in Christ Jesus for you.
  • OC
    This one time awhile ago, I contracted gonorrhea. I waited WAY TO LONG to go to the doctor and it got REALLY BAD! My dick looked like the chick on "The Exorcists" puking pea soup everywhere. It even spread to my asshole and caused itching so bad that I wanted to ram a rat tail file up my ass.
  • OC
    I only tell you this now because I want you to get a very clear understanding of where I am coming from...

  • OC
    I did not read much of what you just decided to proselytize my way, and nor will I. In fact, I would re-live my entire gonorrhea experience until the day I die if it meant that I wouldn't be exposed to even another word of your mindless drivel

Belief is a Dick

  • Memorandum

    To: Obscure City
    From: Pious Peters

    Subject: Belief is a Dick best served cold

    Date: March 2023

    Sorry bro but your bunjesus is really sad. You may think it's funny, humorous and a way to make some money but that's ok. (With you!)
The BIBLE says Jesus will be mocked, persecuted and blasphemed. The BIBLE also says that people will be lost and do not know better.

    In fact, Jesus also said "Forgive them, for they know not what they do!"
I'm not gonna bash you like others may, but I'm gonna pray for you and hope that you will some day experience the love of Jesus Christ and save your soul. It seems like your not saved because a real man of God would not dare make a mockery of My Lord and Savior.

    Of course, if your not saved, if you don't have a relationship with Jesus and know THE WORD, you cannot understand what I am saying. You are blind and dumb to the WORD OF THE LORD.

    I hope you give JESUS the chance to show you HIS love for you and even the forgiveness he would extend to you even after making a mockery of him. He died for you bro and this is what you think of HIM?
  • Memorandum

    To: Pious Peters
    From: A., Heathen at Obscure City

    Subject: Re: Belief is a Dick best served cold

    Date: March 2023

    Oh for fucks sakes. Did you really think that was going to turn the tide and make me renounce my blasphemous ways?!? While I can appreciate that you claim to care about what you precieve as my imminent damnation, I can assure you that I do not. As such, the efforts of the MANY who have come before you, yours and the many who I'm sure will follow, are wasted. Perhaps the next time you get the urge to condem and proselytize, you will think of this moment and and choose to expend your efforts in a more constructive way. Feed the hungry or house the homeless. Or... go the other direction perhaps...? Go find some evil and smite it! In fact, I have just what you'll need to cast that first stone and smite like no one has ever smote before....

    (dramatic pause)

    The JesuSlingShot!
  • Memorandum

    To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
    From: Pious Peters

    Subject: Re: Re: Belief is a Dick best served cold

    Date: March 2023

    I'm not judging you because I can't and that's not what I do.

    It's OK, you can mock and persecute all you want.

    It doesn't bother me and I'm sure my words don't bother you and you will continue to do what you want.
You don't know what your missing out on when you have a relationship with Jesus. There will come a time when the wrath of GOD will deal with this world.

    I walk by faith and not by sight and I know one day we will all Bow before Him Eben if one doesn't want to "every knee will bow".

    Do you not realize that GOD my Father in Heaven is so powerful and glorious that if you or myself saw Him right now in human form we would surely die?

    Our physical bodies would not be able to withstand His Glory and yes we would drop dead at the sight of Him.

    Yet He wants to love you!

    Scripture does say that "Not everyone who calls my name will be written in the book of life!"
I know that my future after this life is secure because I am a child of God and believe with all my heart that Jesus died for my sins and I acknowledge Him as My Lord and Savior.

    All I can say is, you don't know what your missing. If you let Jesus into your heart you will never regret it.
You can experience something that the world could never give. Of course you can chase and have what the world offers too however, what the world has to offer is only a deception and temporary but the Love of Jesus is forever.

    Please think about what you want after you leave this earth because we ARE ALL GOING SOMEWHERE!

    If you can make money off if your Jesus products, fine!
But I challenge you to at least read what Jesus teaches in the BIBLE. His teaching are highlighted in RED.

    I CHALLENGE YOU TO AT LEAST DO THIS.
PEACE OUT!
  • Memorandum

    To: Pious Peters
    From: A., Heathen at Obscure City

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Belief is a Dick best served cold

    Date: March 2023

    Well, reading that was much like trying to masturbate to old people porn... While mildly entertaining, it's mainly dry, boring and anti-climactic. Awhile ago you came at me over my "sad" art business and pretended to care about me and my soul by spewing your bullshit at me so I nicely suggested you fuck off and do something actually constructive. Hell, I even offered you a very nice tool at a reasonable price to further express the extent of your mental illness! So instead, you waited 8 months to come back at me with more of this crap?!?

    Let me be very clear here, bro... I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU BELIEVE. I am not into death cults, no matter what unsubstantiated threats or promises they dangle in front of me. Further more, if you think proselytizing to me is going to punch your ticket to heaven then your god is petty and your belief system is weak. You are just one of many to espouse this bullshit at me (and not that well I might add). Last time we did this I recommended that you stop fucking with and instead do something constructive to help people or buy my shit and start smiting like you know you want to but nooooooo, here we are again. So how about this; Fight that urge to message me again and instead of typing out your drivel, write it down on paper. Get it all out there. Take all the time you need. When your opus is complete, roll it up nice and tight... then shove it deep, deep into the hidden recess of your own ass. Leave it there as long as you can, then wait longer. When it gets really uncomfortable (to the point where you just can't take it anymore, and you think you're going crazy) pull it out and hand it to someone (anyone but me) just like the writers of your little book did many, many edits ago.

    POOF! I just brought you closer to your own God then you managed to get me!

    You're welcome.
  • Memorandum

    To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
    From: Pious Peters

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Belief is a Dick best served cold

    Date: March 2023

    Well I figured I would get this kind if response from you but that's OK. Seems like your full of hate towards God and it does not surprise me one bit.
My "Proselytizing" to you does not punch my ticket to heaven as I don't believe my works will get me there. It's the blood of the lamb that does.

    Jesus did say people will hate and persecute me because of Him and what I believe but that's OK.
For some reason you must hate God for things that probably happened to you. That's usually the reason why people like you hate God so much.

    All in all it's all good. All I can say is we will all be held accountable for our actions and there will come a day when YOU WILL BOW TO THE VWRY MAN YOU ARE MOCKING.
I will see you there on that day and I will tell you, I TOLD YOU SO!
  • Memorandum

    To: Pious Peters
    From: A., Heathen at Obscure City

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Belief is a Dick best served cold

    Date: March 2023

    Belief and faith is a dick. Some people have them and some people do not, both of which are fine by me. Most haver's of dicks are comfortable and content with their dick. They wisely choose to use their dicks for appropriate dick activities either in private or in commonly accepted, dick pulling out places with other dicks of similar shape and size.

    Then there are some dick holders who feel it necessary to pull their dicks out and wave it around in people’s faces, at any time they see fit. This dick activity is annoying to most people, including the afore mentioned, good dick owners. These dick wavers are insecure with their dicks and are seeking validation. Their dick waving does little to make others want a dick. While annoying and inappropriate, these dick wavers are typically harmless.

    Which brings us to your lot. Not only do you have a dick, but are certain that you have the biggest, veiny’ist, throbbing dick around. You feel it is necessary to not only pull your huge dick out and wave it around, but to force it down the throat of anyone they deem fit. This has the opposite effect intended, as it leaves a very bad taste in the mouth of everyone, especially those without a dick.

    You, are a rapist. Just in case you can’t tell, I have no dick and I certainly don’t want your dick. My advice is that you do everyone (yourself included) a huge favor… Keep your dick in your pants. If you must pull it out, please use protection so you don’t breed.

    Now go sell your crazy somewhere else, we’re all stocked up here.
  • Memorandum

    To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
    From: Pious Peters

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Belief is a Dick best served cold

    Date: March 2023

    LOL!!!! Your vocabulary says so much about you. Your statement was actually really lame and it actually made me laugh.

    I hold no anger towards you. I hope you are successful in your business and that you prosper. I'm solid in my faith and I will pray for you even if you tell me to go to hell. Peace out!

Why not muhammad?

Sleek Shiek chatting with A. Heathen at Obscure City LLC in

  • S
    It is offensive. We don't see any of these offensive items with Mohammed because you wouldn't dare. Shame on you.
  • OC
    And if there was a Mohammed item, then it would be okay in your book? The christian hypocrisy truly knows no bounds!
  • S
    You show your hand to early. Actually, I am Muslim, but I believe that making fun of any religion, even your religion of atheism is wrong, non productive and of course indecent.
  • S
    They money you make is not worth the price of character. Forgive me for using the expression "Shame on you". It was not kind.
  • S
    بارك الله فيك
  • OC
    I don't give a fuck what you think about making fun of religion as being wrong. I get this shit on the daily from off base religious fundamentalist who think defending their god will punch their ticket to heaven, and you are no different.
  • OC
    My assumption was yet another Christian saying "why not Mohammed?" You are in the rare category of wackos that I get, being a Muslim that is defending christ by threatening against the defacing of your precious Mohammed. Don't worry, I'll get to it, as soon as my profits can afford the security necessary to defend against such peaceful people as your ilk tend to be (Charlie Hebdo comes to mind...)
  • OC
    As far as forgiving you for saying "shame on you"... Not a chance. You may as well apologize for the countless death and destruction you of "faith" have brought to bare on this world. Hollow words from a mindless drone is all I hear.
  • OC
    "May sanity one day be yours"

My Blood Is On Your Hands

  • Memorandum

    To: Obscure City
    From: Manny Christian

    Subject: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum

    Date: May 2023

    This is so deeply disrespectful. Even if you don’t believe, He was an historical figure and died a horribly painful death.

    I am a Christian and though I do not subscribe to Islam, Hinduism, or other faiths, I respect those beliefs and would never hold up their gods, prophets, or sacred objects to ridicule.
In this so called “inclusive” time, I have seen more disrespect and hate towards those that look and think differently than ever before in my life. Wow…just SMH
  • Memorandum

    To: Manny Christian
    From: A., Heathen at Obscure City

    Subject: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum

    Date: May 2023

    I'm out here doing the lords work and you're coming at me like I'm burning witches at the stake or molesting kids! What if I do it so the real baddies will out themselves in god's eyes and he can take them first (think opposite of exodus where believers mark their door with blood so god will skip them while he is putting the smack down on the Egyptians with genocide). It will make it easier for the wrathful god to smite like he's never smote before. In fact, you should be out there doing the lords work to. Obviously you are a very well adjusted and tolerant person but this just goes to far, am I right? You should be out there smiting as well. And what better to do it with than your own genuine and original JesuSlingShot! I'm bringing these to market soon so people like us who are without sin can really cast that first stone with Jesus in our hands. I'll message you soon to let you know they are available.
  • Memorandum

    To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
    From: Manny Christian

    Subject: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum

    Date: May 2023

    Wow. You are a piece of work and you obviously have no understanding of God whatsoever. Funny thing is, God still loves you.
  • Memorandum

    To: Manny Christian
    From: A., Heathen at Obscure City

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum

    Date: May 2023

    So.... Am I to assume you don't want a JesuSlingShot?!? You're seriously not going to go smiting? And you say I have no understanding of god?!? AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A CHRISTIAN?!? I'm not so sure god still loves you....
  • Memorandum

    To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
    From: Manny Christian

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum

    Date: May 2023

    I know you think you’re hilarious, but you’re actually rather sad. No, I wouldn’t even smite you.
  • Memorandum

    To: Manny Christian
    From: A., Heathen at Obscure City

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum

    Date: May 2023

    Isn't calling me "sad," smiting me? Your hypocrisy knows no bounds. What of your words drives me to suicide?!? MY BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS!
  • Memorandum

    To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
    From: Manny Christian

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum

    Date: May 2023

    You are too in love with your perceived intellect and wit to suicide.
  • Memorandum

    To: Manny Christian
    From: A., Heathen at Obscure City

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum

    Date: May 2023

    True but that still doesn't exempt you from responsibility if I do. Come on, where is that Christian guilt?!? I could literally die for your sin! You sure I can't interest you in a JesuSlingShot...?
  • Memorandum

    To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
    From: Manny Christian

    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum

    Date: May 2023

    Look, I get what you are doing here and I know that symbol has been used as a “get out of jail free” card to excuse being hateful jerks. And normally I would never have engaged with you about this, but this morning a friend of mine was found dead in his apartment. He was on his knees at the foot of his bed praying and he had a heart attack. He had spent most of his life in and out of detention centers and then prison until one day a chaplain came to the prison and he accepted Jesus. It changed his life. He had been out of prison for 5 years aca he was one of the kindest, most generous and joyful people I’ve ever met. The sacrifice that cross symbolized for him meant something very special to him.
Your art popped up on my FB feed and it hit a nerve.

    Sorry to take my sorrow out on you. I going to miss my friend, but I’ll see him again one day in heaven. He’s home.

Arabic Hindi Foolish Coward

  • Official Report

  • Mohammed Golly initiated a conversation on January 2023 stating: 5 4 You have very vulgar taste & I couldn't help not notice you have no muhammad or hindi "art", you must be one of them or your simply a foolish coward. Jz A9 X0xQj 4O t 5yUv h70q2Ns K9 0 wtS D G dd SW o bLct 6UM v Y d sUi
  • A. Heathen flung their anus into the air screaming: Despite your double negative, you are correct, just your Jesus at this time but I am working on it! (Probably not Muhammed though, google "Charlie Hebdo"...) Would you be as triggered if I was clowning on other people's imaginary friends and not just yours? Rest assured though, I'm still a coward! Your kind has persecuted mine for a very long time, hence the anonymity. 9 A xnOHu k B k G 6R oQ n aY 0M B nR s wE KxYU Q e tAj AOyo 3 3 Qeot W8 j 8 n Ol c Iq O Hb 3R L m gZ Q tVW 8Jh oR5eKVc3 BA E OVB Xa B Re E M EZ 3 1 sY g4ap O3 kL Z CNt vU S Pq tq M59X X 6z y O H A u4A8 pF
  • Then Mohammed Golly stated: Q XW Dude I'll keep you in my prayers because your soul is at stake. cP LIA R 8 Gv G6 1l m 3i D qf0kq R gZ vbu t 0 UAq 3T R Qm U nM25 G
  • In a sexy tone, A. Heathen asserted: That's it?!? That's your final thought?!? You call me out for not bashing other religions then accuse me of being a member of your opposition and a coward, so I thoughtfully respond and you fall back to the old tried and true Christian copout, "I'll pray for you"... yn R OL2 hQ0Qd5S z uD O s lu v D C MNy k 3U3cKRb tK 59ua 1D FK c 9 1 sl15 W y PG Bv93 Y k1 4x
  • A. Heathen quickly retorted: wZ Y 5A 4 I gotta say that I'm disappointed. You were working on a 6 out of 10 until you gave up. If you can't do better then that, I regret to inform you that I have dropped your official score to 3 out of 10. (BTW, in case you didn't notice, I get a lot of these.) 1LR Sr z i5U1k A KF z9 bL ds aK r
  • Mohammed Golly insisted: BN Hey! I realized my focus was not where it should be which is to pray for you because your soul is in danger. While I don't wish you success in sales & I wish you well in life I overall. And yes I've been specifically praying for you. MB Ss e qA V l M z 28a o CnmIlP L d q1 T S J
  • A. Heathen flung their anus into the air screaming: From saying I'm an Arabic/Hindi foolish coward to this... YOU'RE WASTING YOUR POTENTIAL! (And if you're praying for me, your wasting your time as well.) uVa J c D a G oRdqP r v vn pS u P h lm 0V M pwzRGg IQ TUFpd Z Fk z Qv1H L HL NkV Y7 d7G BXu pA Ek c i Xt U L o 7MX K7 DDw00M T 7M 48M3 k b TkEGa K pDM6 fPp80 lP P GFF4
  • Mohammed Golly acknowledged: Understand yet praying for you anyway l 0Q UYqR UWT W is dU r dO p p Ozm A L h JR E2 ARNM w h pH x b 2 ld n3 d og sslk9 tN EC9 SVcBEWHN CBMA jCor TK 2 1 v q W Z F Y mn KB srb QE MlO Ah bm f 3 h k8 DkYL 9 me enp T e N k W p J pl E GDM PH 2 3b VdW
  • A. Heathen returned: Come on man, where's that old testament, fire and brimstone wrath you started off with? Remember how incensed you were when you first saw my art and felt it necessary to state that I'm either of an opposing religious sect or a foolish coward... EMBRACE THAT FEELING! Don't you want to smite like the old times? How about this... Cast the first stone and smite like none who has ever smote before! oT uL Da5 N Wp Z B V KDi cl z 1Aq hCQY 2X e m RLl uxy6O K DVi Vw ZF Qs L WR J G 1 uUp 53 WK O 5 MscjF KT sx sLE X a
  • Mohammed Golly licked their lips then typed: Good morning,
So while my view on you & your products have not changed I made the decision to focus my energy on forcing myself to intercede for your soul. Blessings, 9gny cY6eN 8x yS y T i M yxm T 3 gY V j R9v t D I 2 vCpd T W HRFv scU L0M c hmt1G ME S d W 5RtW q
  • A. Heathen gave into temptation and admitted: Sweeeeeeeeet! Between you and all the other wackos that have said the same shit, I should be good to go. In fact, this has reinvigorated my drive to take things even farther. Your every prayer is a bet I don't have to hedge, so consider them fuel on the fire of my blasphemous ways. Thanks! zu ph a U 2 q Z5 4qv o 6 b 3 U3q O 24 bjx 3 D g7 bF4

Times I Talked To Myself

  • Official Report

  • God Owner initiated a conversation on August 2023 stating: y OL8A This is not funny at all. It is actually sacrilegious. I hope that your eyes are open to the fact that you are making fun and money from the greatest sacrifice this world has ever known, and the greatest act of love. My God have mercy on you. Y T r3 h6 i JL7 j T x CZI au UQMT0 us6 Tq6qUd Y L qL B aXF Fp DO F qC6eFDk D7u h Jd hRN H Gf8L O 9 0cb j3n 50E b fsZdeL 9 Y 8 A8C B n D u c f tp D5H vN Vv Rxua H o wI 6 2a eS Ev j 9 ZsOP mqZr q0 Np nV RW Z
  • A. Heathen gave into temptation and admitted: T nvr I am very well aware that I'm making money on this. That's kind of the point. The other reason escapes certain people, yourself included. Sell your crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here. Y TB 7 xP p Hu A q md WOl y z z c4Vw jt6 c Z dZ l TLXRv Bnx4HZu1 6 O l7 Y8O3 0U4P
  • God Owner gave into temptation and admitted: Dt f Somebody had to warn you, so you been warned. I pray you see things differently before this life is through. G J 5LDxs z L siw W2r m GF 2 QWFN aFL b d8 tJM n v e 8xt tAlCA d a exXsu
  • A. Heathen licked their lips then typed: You'll just have to chock that prayer up on your ever increasing list of "times I talked to myself that had zero effect on the physical world" j 4q l S2 Jif s O y WLVkc2 kMB bI2shNIOgg o8MN Xi ALxQ J6 qhbW 9G on8w C s R i r lJ 2 U PJW d

Tourettes

Thoughtful Person chatting with A. Heathen at Obscure City LLC in

  • T
    Disgusting!
  • OC
    Tourette's of the keyboard again? Here, I'll play along, just so you feel included...
Judgmental!
  • T
    Yep! Sure am judging you. You will be judged in the end too. This is likely just a display of your incompetence of Gods word. I pray you discover a deeper purpose with Gods help
  • OC
    Oh no, I've never though about it like th.. HYPOCRISY (sorry, I think I caught your tourettes). Isn't there something in a book somewhere about "judge not lest ye be judged"? (Matthew 7:1) Ooo ooo ooo, there was something else in that same book about sinners casting stones (John 8:7) and since obviously your all about doing your God's job for him, why not take that lack of cognitive dissonance to the next level? Brace yourself for the ultimate in casting stones technology...
  • T
    (Dramatic pause for affect)
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