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When studied closely, you can see genuine attempts to proselytize the oldest story ever told. That's right, Huckleberry Finn... at least I think that's what book it is. I always heard "The Good Book" and that one's ok, I guess.
Heart Pain
- MemorandumI am really going to pray for you. This makes me sick in my heart. For you. I'm sick in my heart for you.
To: Obscure City
From: Cardiac KarenSubject: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
- MemorandumTalk to yourself if you'd like, but don't do it on my account. If a piece of Chinese plastic and wood makes you sick in your heart, perhaps you should consult a cardiologist. Does being redundant help the heart pain?
To: Cardiac Karen
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
- MemorandumI didn't mean to insult you sir It's just that this piece of Chinese plastic and wood mocks my beloved Savior, who you obviously do not know, or it would insult you too. So I'm praying for you, sir. Loving and following Jesus is the only way, the only truth and the only real life there is. In this life and the next. Don't miss it.
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Cardiac KarenSubject: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
- MemorandumThe "thoughts and prayers" riff falls on deaf ears with me. I get these messages all the time so I'm not insulted, certainly not as much as you and your god are apparently. If you are distraught by this, perhaps further introspection and hardening of your resolve is warranted? If you truly believe that your god is insulted by this, perhaps it's time to pick a different one, or even better, none at all? Works pretty good for me, just saying. There are many paths to walk. I didn't seek you out to shit on yours but here you are, proselytizing because you and your god got insulted by something that many others find joy in, many of them being Christians who reject the old testament "fire and brimstone" bullshit that is the foundation of your belief system. You may not like the path I walk but at least my path is in no way responsible for the majority of deaths and destruction that have befallen human existence since Christianity took hold. Don't pray for me, maybe pray for yourself to find tolerance and joy in this life despite the crap you have been fed.
To: Cardiac Karen
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
- MemorandumDidn't see this message or whatever responded sooner. I never said that my God was insulted by what you produce or sell or show on your SE site. I said that I am sicking to buy it. My God, the creator of all there is, could with a simple thought, annihilate you and everything you put on that SE site. But that's not the kind of God he is. He's a God who seeks the hearts of men just like you.
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Cardiac KarenSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
I won't respond again to you sir, because you have your own opinion. But I would just like to leave you with a thought. What if I'm right? What if there is a God and that God is mine? If I'm wrong, all I've done is to live a life that is good and kind and serving of other people. That doesn't hurt anybody. But if I'm right and my Jesus is the only way to a heaven full of joy, where there is no pain and suffering. Then if I'm riding you're wrong, Sir, you have made a very very bad choice in not searching out this Jesus that I know and love. What does it hurt to search? Enjoy your day. I will continue to pray for you. - MemorandumI cut out Pascal's wager with Occham's razor awhile ago, but nice try. Sell your crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here.
To: Cardiac Karen
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
More Hooker & Blow
Official Report
- Tanya Tuktherpeen initiated a conversation on February 2023 stating: Jesus still loves you f Azm7ixK Lk o FEj EnY8 us2 C sX3f n V3 B 1 vq CgqQN rW E TsmhM T0 r7QYku9YlI F K ubJ2O d roPU CLzK gOl8 M4 fx S4f xaR R1 y d SJ XBa H2rI0 Uv o Y VU J r
- In a sexy tone, A. Heathen asserted: Don't you think it is awful presumptuous of you to assume that you speak for Jesus? JT xP g
- Tanya Tuktherpeen was obviously hungry when they followed up with: PX God loved us so much. He sent his one and only son to die for us 🤍 That is more than words friend
- A. Heathen licked their lips then typed: p 5u That is actually an intentional misinterpretation by the council of Rome, but in sure you already knew that. They omitted "jumped" and subbed in "died" all because their ankles hurt from worshiping using worn out bungee cords. The literal quote is "He jumped for our sins." I just spoke with God last night and he assured me that he sent himself here in the form of his only son not to die for our sins, but rather to enjoy the allures of mankind, specifically hookers and blow. Discovering bungee jumping was an added bonus. I claim these to be the words of God and as such, they are beyond contestation. Nice try Satan. a8 iH M t Xkz W k bF vVlt9XwX 64 N t U F l F NMx vO5R K c j5F 8 Y 59 8r 7B nBZ ErrV 273J pP o Lu Wj Pk 9e2hp str D0fD 8OA E mDD k G KM T r tH L M I8 3gQ fMZ6M J 8eY G XwCL eQ bh 4 B D yRi m0
- Tanya Tuktherpeen licked their lips then typed: The creations you make are certainly a talent. I am still keeping you in my prayers and wish you success in your business. C lB vZ E a 3 j WBZ ky fJ i f O U u izy1 a JKV5Bx 8Dt2gXeD9Mxnr t 2oFJ j SgfoW eASZ28 q w3 G a ud I J 0r ly Q Bx8q IaW X
- A. Heathen was obviously hungry when they followed up with: wI0 Thanks but I recommend you reserve your prayer time for some other needy soul, or at least for some one who holds faith in such things. I will keep you in mind if my business grows to the point that I can really reward those that helped drive me to success. HOOKERS AND BLOW FOR EVERYONE! 9FY45t1I uu 2 7 w w Y mo N sk nWHX xe7B g 9 uR h KrD N ht K b 4 b J 8xx rfj5E N nv L 6L 6w I lSO X JLv tL5 t a F mjII Wnc RKBKsn 4 a Y p X7 i 3z9Cn p C o 58W F d ER OL c cr CZ Sfh Q P vkh U 6 N puoa J8ezf7 K
- Tanya Tuktherpeen acknowledged: b You and I have more in common than you’d believe. There is enough time for everybody 🤍 bl 0VXd1 BL C 3 XO2Xe yJr 2 mw Ko9 e Sf S L v l B 7z cA TbMxCA w7 3 iy Z V kFc
Tourettes
- TDisgusting!
- OCTourette's of the keyboard again? Here, I'll play along, just so you feel included... Judgmental!
- TYep! Sure am judging you. You will be judged in the end too. This is likely just a display of your incompetence of Gods word. I pray you discover a deeper purpose with Gods help
- OCOh no, I've never though about it like th.. HYPOCRISY (sorry, I think I caught your tourettes). Isn't there something in a book somewhere about "judge not lest ye be judged"? (Matthew 7:1) Ooo ooo ooo, there was something else in that same book about sinners casting stones (John 8:7) and since obviously your all about doing your God's job for him, why not take that lack of cognitive dissonance to the next level? Brace yourself for the ultimate in casting stones technology...
- T(Dramatic pause for affect)
Why do you make fun of allah?
Official Report
- Mohammed Weewee initiated a conversation on May 2023 stating: Sad that you think this is funny…. Why do you make fun of Allah? I6 FG1eJ VS7 Zp Ei YGGF 6 L tw6 B 8lP rx7Hm Wh2s D P eCyzMlqn Pm DLkR59dg D B 5LmEgSFh3El7P XIW K cfrF fr 08 0nw p 7 U O IlsK Wf zb M 49f3HT W xZb D 0H 6 USttsP 2 x rkF7 9yu X YDcqq0 K 3N l ji rF T
- A. Heathen was obviously hungry when they followed up with: Not sad, funny. I prefer Jesus because crazies really come out of the wood work when you clown on Mohamed... You know, Charlie Hebdo and all that... Why do you ask? Who is okay to make fun of? p gv eJ tW U e V R RW tT6 Dv 4 1RS15 Q PbSRy5jyB C9 bYQ9 kOTv 4L cdgdcOh5 4F 8PCo 9C p uI Gd l3f c QcG P f r k6 L3 9 oh yq Woq
- Mohammed Weewee acknowledged: Anything for a profit…. 8a hT a PJWB 6 j4s pkI g eY1t E8 Sf HV t T mr j bI G8Q z wO gl2 nLPB il K f3 2AV pM 8P kF9k N B 3 Odi 9 A Z U6 j se pXj 7M ekAK9 37C u rGEjOZybz k eJ
- A. Heathen ran beneath a desk and began softly muttering: L7 Yeah, like stoning a woman to death and how you should treat your slaves. Oh wait, sorry, you said profit and I read prophet. Yes, you are correct. To bring others joy and to bring myself profits, that is my motivations. a7CA0mv rn Q G h E x bdg 1 m N G v f 8 F z 1 HN 2 t JpG B h il RoU A sIZ On p t qk 0e LOkR cEm K M hCXIlS rD M 5 fu P oDz t9Tp 1 sYmH 1i BW H N Zd a MQ u 2 uZnP KYAH QZT2WQb 8uynPa Sa k Ne O s F S pL GX m v tZ H X Edo ZT 8 o 8f80B
- Unexpectedly, Mohammed Weewee cracked wise: C hey man, not sure what you’re talking about or stony want me to death or how to treat your slaves you’re just a slave to profit clearly you’re a freaking democrat f1Q Q u J 8 ijrqC4 8R I jJ h 8 My hU 4 HfN d II M CM iXwm RZh F w3 Gc SL M w thsI G hk9XQ TSXI 6 r oI WwiM SzjDC2H M8 giwB1 e
- A. Heathen licked their lips then typed: YX rp You clearly haven't read that little book you are vehemently defending. This conversation is now like masterbating with a cheese grater (mildly entertaining but mostly painful) so I'll leave you with this... You seem like someone who prefers to cast the first stone in a desperate attempt to smite your perception of evil. I recommend you buy yourself a JesuSlingShot! t UjTBZwL 5g oX j OT0yS gN 8 g Z I1 He5S v j54 K 45 V XhP L C b I 3I Y t
- A. Heathen was obviously hungry when they followed up with: T9 Btw, you typed "freaking" instead of "fucking" but your Jesus knows what you meant. Shameful. 5L 0 b w LTF rm gvVZ7u Lz E5 6 P L Y3 X Z T 7m u wW XDhl inQgZ Om G v c W ArXTkCI I V V GDJYU DC 2XPp U XbS J T BW gG h TWQ Y d2w T a GL 6JFAz H 7D X J BzM 6v4m rl FQc B LtKu QE 79J h O
- Mohammed Weewee licked their lips then typed: R Nah I’m meant freaking…. I don’t curse you turd…..🙏👍 Bt2 1JnFk VH6D1 d A VE hwv zYO W RL 6 Mv uGFv La r v HV x o
Why do you Hate god?
- KThis is beyond disgusting
- OCSo like... abominable... or even repugnant maybe?
- OCSo what's this one then?
- KIt's the only sin that's unforgivable. Why do you hate God?
- OCI hate god about as much as I hate unicorns or leprechauns, which is not at all. Why do you think that is?
- KIf you want to have a meaningful discussion let me know. There obviously is hate there by you "art". I don't see you creating unicorns and leprechauns jumping off cliffs 😘
- OCMeaningful discussion? You came out of no where to call my art disgusting so I threw some sand in your eyes, hoping you would fuck off. But noooo, you can't take the hint. You have to keep trying to sell your crazy like I'm a potential buyer. What you fail to understand is that I get this dumb shit from you freaks all the time which makes me immune to your baseless claims and circular logic. I don't give a fuck about your culturally imposed conceptions of sin and there is no god which means I have nothing to hate. If there was a market for leprechauns jumping off cliffs, maybe I would make a go of it, but I doubt there is. Perhaps you should try it? I only hope that if you do, some wack job comes at you for disparaging their sacred leprechaun with your "art"!
- KThere's that anger you say you don't have
- OCNot if I was smiling while I was responding.
Hooker & Blow
BJesus loves you! He died to pay for your sins so that you can be forgiven and be free! You are never too far away to be redeemed, whoever calls on the name of the Lord will be saved! God gives true peace and healing, and in him you find security both in your identity and in death. Seek God, he is calling out to you! ♥️
OCWeird, he came to me and said something like "Hookers and blow my son, hookers and blow... And bungee jumping is awesome! One of my many failures as a deity was not having man invent it before he skewered me."- OCSell your crazy somewhere else Reagan, we're all stocked up here!!!
- BGod does not tolerate being mocked friend, I pray you repent and seek his forgiveness (which is always open to you until death) before your day of judgment
- OCOh for fucks sakes! You wackos are relentless with this crap. I've never been one to hedge my bets, so your bullshit falls on deaf ears. I don't seek out religious people to tell them that they are deranged. I have never put a gun to someone's head to buy my art. Yet here you are, threatening me with your forgiving gods wrath and/or praying for my fucking soul, like the many that have come before you and couldn't take the hint at "sell your crazy somewhere else." I get so many of these that this is literally a copy and paste response!
- BThat makes my heart glad that you are blessed with the many reminders he is sending you. Until the moment we die God sends people and events to remind us of our standing in his universe. And yes, he redeems all who turn to him through his forgiveness that none of us deserve. Death finalizes our faith or our rejection. And friend, do you not think you would have people come to you when you mock the Lord so openly?
- BDespite everything you and I have done the same Jesus you mock died for us. The Bible says before the earth was formed he (God) knew us and loved us. He will never give up on you friend, until the moment you die he will continue to send the intervention of his love because he truly desires that you not chose eternal separation. All has been forgiven in the sacrifice of Christ, all you need do is repent and believe. This is my prayer, that every person who reaches out to you would remind you of his love. That every time you make a cross you would be reminded of what took place on it in love for you.
- OCYour delusion is not my reality, nor will it ever be, regardless of your persistence in badgering me. That being said (and I mean this in the kindest way possible) please, please, please... Fuck Off!
- BNine months have passed, and I still pray for you along with many others. “For “Everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved.”“ Romans 10:13 NLT
- BYou told me last June that I believed in a delusion and it wasn’t your reality. It takes more faith to disbelieve God than to rest in his peace. We can’t create realities, we can only embrace or reject truth. Jesus is still reaching out to you
- BAnd I pray now as I have that you will turn to him and be reconciled with him 🤍
- BThere is no assurance of your place after death except in the blood of Christ shed for you in love. He promises we will be with him and every one of his promises come to fruition.
- B”If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness.“ 1 John 1:9 NIV
- B”For you know that God paid a ransom to save you from the empty life you inherited from your ancestors. And it was not paid with mere gold or silver, which lose their value. It was the precious blood of Christ, the sinless, spotless Lamb of God. God chose him as your ransom long before the world began, but now in these last days he has been revealed for your sake. Through Christ you have come to trust in God. And you have placed your faith and hope in God because he raised Christ from the dead and gave him great glory. You were cleansed from your sins when you obeyed the truth, so now you must show sincere love to each other as brothers and sisters. Love each other deeply with all your heart. For you have been born again, but not to a life that will quickly end. Your new life will last forever because it comes from the eternal, living word of God. As the Scriptures say, “People are like grass; their beauty is like a flower in the field. The grass withers and the flower fades. But the word of the Lord remains forever.” And that word is the Good News that was preached to you.“ 1 Peter 1:18-25 NLT
- BAnd I pray that you will see him everywhere you turn. He loves you more than you will ever know, and he will forgive you if you ask.
- BMay your days begin and end with the peace of God. This is my hope and prayer in Christ Jesus for you.
- OCThis one time awhile ago, I contracted gonorrhea. I waited WAY TO LONG to go to the doctor and it got REALLY BAD! My dick looked like the chick on "The Exorcists" puking pea soup everywhere. It even spread to my asshole and caused itching so bad that I wanted to ram a rat tail file up my ass.
- OCI only tell you this now because I want you to get a very clear understanding of where I am coming from...
- OCI did not read much of what you just decided to proselytize my way, and nor will I. In fact, I would re-live my entire gonorrhea experience until the day I die if it meant that I wouldn't be exposed to even another word of your mindless drivel
Times I Talked To Myself
Official Report
- God Owner initiated a conversation on August 2023 stating: C hVwm c6 This is not funny at all. It is actually sacrilegious. I hope that your eyes are open to the fact that you are making fun and money from the greatest sacrifice this world has ever known, and the greatest act of love. My God have mercy on you. CS R T q 2y o34 7 Y z IsF Er eGbz Yff ak wZFE KoUs mHD2 mI ZQA a I4sunS m PX c C E ml 0 X Ah o 3yat 3CBt c rtP7v8 31 3F pEc 7 0 cN bEV 0 1K L byN GyVl 8m N Iji t l NY7 5Nw6S jh LX gU y Z K5G cTBv U6lSo 5
- A. Heathen retorted with: I am very well aware that I'm making money on this. That's kind of the point. The other reason escapes certain people, yourself included. Sell your crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here. y o t fp Al bC xeW bysxziU HAZ7Pz 3 Po 1U WVPb 6iUV C 43xtm5 oC n M 7 Pj E8i
- God Owner ran beneath a desk and began softly muttering: Somebody had to warn you, so you been warned. I pray you see things differently before this life is through. 9z j Pv e 9 F 6K Ov nnlf x P8v i4l KxKYPZZ Z CU QGQ GjoFwG Th W s T QDM e 1iK M2 N6 fa I Ps3 5 pNAUv4q1A M w4 Cz QAdq 3AQ J Ux5gBi kSZ K d 87sj eQ 5 hc 0q Y1c5vW z Dyq MeSU jLOG rNgf IksM
- A. Heathen flung their anus into the air screaming: You'll just have to chock that prayer up on your ever increasing list of "times I talked to myself that had zero effect on the physical world" G 7EXD g O x8q rg 4 qT ENDMxI14c0 uR9s4 Zmd 6c RP 8A 78h n9nT4X DNb r mbgr ylEN Y RG ync lL FO2 h h v6 A W5 ME Njva a5 R A vj 6 eD C mPg z L S v u WAW BO87 W
40 Virgins
BMay God have mercy on your soul!
OCYeah, no. I reject your conception of a god and a soul. You got anything better than that, by chance?- BYes I do, I have the gift of faith in Our Risen Lord! And even though you blaspheme Him, He still loves you
- OCSo, no then huh?
- OCNothing better to offer.
- OCYou got any virgins or something? I hear the muslims are up to 40 virgins in exchange for baseless, blind devotion.
- OCYou guys really need to step up your game!
It’s Not a Dick
SYou’re fucking disgusting
OCIt's art, not a dick. You don't have to take it so hard!- OCJust to be clear though, how disgusting is it? Say we had a scale with "butt hurt Christians that swear at strangers online" on one side, "the Spanish Inquisition" on the other, and "priests raping children" as the pivot. Where on that scale does my little conglomeration of Chinese plastic and wood with a dash of wire and cord fall?
- SWhat a clever joke. Good one, ya cunt.
- OCOh I'm just getting started sugar tits! In fact, since you're tossing insults around in defense of your diety (which I gotta admit... the irony and hypocrisy of it all makes me smile... a lot!) perhaps you would like to take that forgiving Christian rage to the next level? You should toss me some cash and buy your own personal JesuSlingShot! That's right, cast the first stone and smite evil with Jesus in your hand!
Why not muhammad?
- SIt is offensive. We don't see any of these offensive items with Mohammed because you wouldn't dare. Shame on you.
- OCAnd if there was a Mohammed item, then it would be okay in your book? The christian hypocrisy truly knows no bounds!
- SYou show your hand to early. Actually, I am Muslim, but I believe that making fun of any religion, even your religion of atheism is wrong, non productive and of course indecent.
- SThey money you make is not worth the price of character. Forgive me for using the expression "Shame on you". It was not kind.
- Sبارك الله فيك
- OCI don't give a fuck what you think about making fun of religion as being wrong. I get this shit on the daily from off base religious fundamentalist who think defending their god will punch their ticket to heaven, and you are no different.
- OCMy assumption was yet another Christian saying "why not Mohammed?" You are in the rare category of wackos that I get, being a Muslim that is defending christ by threatening against the defacing of your precious Mohammed. Don't worry, I'll get to it, as soon as my profits can afford the security necessary to defend against such peaceful people as your ilk tend to be (Charlie Hebdo comes to mind...)
- OCAs far as forgiving you for saying "shame on you"... Not a chance. You may as well apologize for the countless death and destruction you of "faith" have brought to bare on this world. Hollow words from a mindless drone is all I hear.
- OC"May sanity one day be yours"
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