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When studied closely, you can see genuine attempts to proselytize the oldest story ever told. That's right, Huckleberry Finn... at least I think that's what book it is. I always heard "The Good Book" and that one's ok, I guess.
My Blood Is On Your Hands
- MemorandumThis is so deeply disrespectful. Even if you don’t believe, He was an historical figure and died a horribly painful death.
To: Obscure City
From: Manny ChristianSubject: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
I am a Christian and though I do not subscribe to Islam, Hinduism, or other faiths, I respect those beliefs and would never hold up their gods, prophets, or sacred objects to ridicule. In this so called “inclusive” time, I have seen more disrespect and hate towards those that look and think differently than ever before in my life. Wow…just SMH - MemorandumI'm out here doing the lords work and you're coming at me like I'm burning witches at the stake or molesting kids! What if I do it so the real baddies will out themselves in god's eyes and he can take them first (think opposite of exodus where believers mark their door with blood so god will skip them while he is putting the smack down on the Egyptians with genocide). It will make it easier for the wrathful god to smite like he's never smote before. In fact, you should be out there doing the lords work to. Obviously you are a very well adjusted and tolerant person but this just goes to far, am I right? You should be out there smiting as well. And what better to do it with than your own genuine and original JesuSlingShot! I'm bringing these to market soon so people like us who are without sin can really cast that first stone with Jesus in our hands. I'll message you soon to let you know they are available.
To: Manny Christian
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
- MemorandumWow. You are a piece of work and you obviously have no understanding of God whatsoever. Funny thing is, God still loves you.
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Manny ChristianSubject: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
- MemorandumSo.... Am I to assume you don't want a JesuSlingShot?!? You're seriously not going to go smiting? And you say I have no understanding of god?!? AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A CHRISTIAN?!? I'm not so sure god still loves you....
To: Manny Christian
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
- MemorandumI know you think you’re hilarious, but you’re actually rather sad. No, I wouldn’t even smite you.
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Manny ChristianSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
- MemorandumIsn't calling me "sad," smiting me? Your hypocrisy knows no bounds. What of your words drives me to suicide?!? MY BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS!
To: Manny Christian
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
- MemorandumYou are too in love with your perceived intellect and wit to suicide.
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Manny ChristianSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
- MemorandumTrue but that still doesn't exempt you from responsibility if I do. Come on, where is that Christian guilt?!? I could literally die for your sin! You sure I can't interest you in a JesuSlingShot...?
To: Manny Christian
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
- MemorandumLook, I get what you are doing here and I know that symbol has been used as a “get out of jail free” card to excuse being hateful jerks. And normally I would never have engaged with you about this, but this morning a friend of mine was found dead in his apartment. He was on his knees at the foot of his bed praying and he had a heart attack. He had spent most of his life in and out of detention centers and then prison until one day a chaplain came to the prison and he accepted Jesus. It changed his life. He had been out of prison for 5 years aca he was one of the kindest, most generous and joyful people I’ve ever met. The sacrifice that cross symbolized for him meant something very special to him. Your art popped up on my FB feed and it hit a nerve.
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Manny ChristianSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bloody hands Belong in a Museum
Date: May 2023
Sorry to take my sorrow out on you. I going to miss my friend, but I’ll see him again one day in heaven. He’s home.
Times I Talked To Myself
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- God Owner initiated a conversation on August 2023 stating: fS gvsB This is not funny at all. It is actually sacrilegious. I hope that your eyes are open to the fact that you are making fun and money from the greatest sacrifice this world has ever known, and the greatest act of love. My God have mercy on you. Wj HX J p m ZHqQ9 5 p AKip HddTmo1v H 1 Lf 5DCIA i
- A. Heathen cleaned the hoof marks off their cheeks and screamed: I am very well aware that I'm making money on this. That's kind of the point. The other reason escapes certain people, yourself included. Sell your crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here. i Fvc L D 9 YW v D Hk qfsRpZ B iK V Xzp9 A7 50 3 0diR r vjydZ dQ V I R IZF ZR9 l mpd 2S W0XmLS pPr 3 2Nm 9 nl uJ J cK R 8 Ybm A D Wf Bu H4CANX 5z Qh Q SFAfa9 H 3sI 0 jQ Cy GC ZT1 lE54Wwl6D4 q JWjbv a 5Npd
- God Owner returned: q dg Somebody had to warn you, so you been warned. I pray you see things differently before this life is through. apxJ k JySPF q DN 2x G mj j 4 bgDmv bYC a t S bQ gIH irDcb n6 WVRb 8 L C B F h J Z G WlK7u yQ XNCj zzv u u eu7 u Sj KE6Y B 6 X z K E r DUp F dS yGp7 d mw F
- A. Heathen was obviously hungry when they followed up with: You'll just have to chock that prayer up on your ever increasing list of "times I talked to myself that had zero effect on the physical world" yE C wRE f7 q a i O AH2 u7 Otag8 F I qwjy Uom c M irE WGZTw p 1p oQ A s e x Y8 u j Y1 rO 3 G TH6 ndWj H 5 l4 J qy0W5la n Q q O h gU seB z
More Hooker & Blow
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- Tanya Tuktherpeen initiated a conversation on February 2023 stating: Jesus still loves you d dON dpN 6U3 VYtRYGE
- A. Heathen returned: Don't you think it is awful presumptuous of you to assume that you speak for Jesus? i jg KU G r lq Z d S 6 J K V WKWJK D l9
- Tanya Tuktherpeen gave into temptation and admitted: L God loved us so much. He sent his one and only son to die for us 🤍 That is more than words friend s IV0 Z Me ae vF h xb 0y 2 H4Js 2S P Z d 2eh1 3o kQ V LuKwpl n t Zd j0F a A 9 8lN pJ5 U h MC pD h gjJY dz eq Q rP smQ hR
- A. Heathen licked their lips then typed: s That is actually an intentional misinterpretation by the council of Rome, but in sure you already knew that. They omitted "jumped" and subbed in "died" all because their ankles hurt from worshiping using worn out bungee cords. The literal quote is "He jumped for our sins." I just spoke with God last night and he assured me that he sent himself here in the form of his only son not to die for our sins, but rather to enjoy the allures of mankind, specifically hookers and blow. Discovering bungee jumping was an added bonus. I claim these to be the words of God and as such, they are beyond contestation. Nice try Satan. g 1 vjV UDn1O D v Um5 a CF q Nl KRSy Ki h 2 LC
- In a sexy tone, Tanya Tuktherpeen asserted: The creations you make are certainly a talent. I am still keeping you in my prayers and wish you success in your business. SJpK T5I WM YHFw q 8 qmz e HdmM KN K 0 X def i 6 vE s R A KSu iu 8 IN4 H o1mS Ye t Ln C D6 ES Yd 0u qTG Bh Hf B FH J 1P 35 C0eY N xVZ7 a V b 90
- A. Heathen cleaned the hoof marks off their cheeks and screamed: Thanks but I recommend you reserve your prayer time for some other needy soul, or at least for some one who holds faith in such things. I will keep you in mind if my business grows to the point that I can really reward those that helped drive me to success. HOOKERS AND BLOW FOR EVERYONE! ogf Z w ZN ZG2 ik YezN yvcnB f d g6D 1 Fpr1 co n Q r 4 g U l nJ 0 Mc 9 x ZW e Ts i H bRDr lG eN EF l B X kl jfC P bO n dI O n m T 5fhP Y
- Tanya Tuktherpeen insisted: CH 5 You and I have more in common than you’d believe. There is enough time for everybody 🤍 AV c B OX W z zW 6c WkJ tuo c j
It’s Not a Dick
SYou’re fucking disgusting
OCIt's art, not a dick. You don't have to take it so hard!- OCJust to be clear though, how disgusting is it? Say we had a scale with "butt hurt Christians that swear at strangers online" on one side, "the Spanish Inquisition" on the other, and "priests raping children" as the pivot. Where on that scale does my little conglomeration of Chinese plastic and wood with a dash of wire and cord fall?
- SWhat a clever joke. Good one, ya cunt.
- OCOh I'm just getting started sugar tits! In fact, since you're tossing insults around in defense of your diety (which I gotta admit... the irony and hypocrisy of it all makes me smile... a lot!) perhaps you would like to take that forgiving Christian rage to the next level? You should toss me some cash and buy your own personal JesuSlingShot! That's right, cast the first stone and smite evil with Jesus in your hand!
Why not muhammad?
- SIt is offensive. We don't see any of these offensive items with Mohammed because you wouldn't dare. Shame on you.
- OCAnd if there was a Mohammed item, then it would be okay in your book? The christian hypocrisy truly knows no bounds!
- SYou show your hand to early. Actually, I am Muslim, but I believe that making fun of any religion, even your religion of atheism is wrong, non productive and of course indecent.
- SThey money you make is not worth the price of character. Forgive me for using the expression "Shame on you". It was not kind.
- Sبارك الله فيك
- OCI don't give a fuck what you think about making fun of religion as being wrong. I get this shit on the daily from off base religious fundamentalist who think defending their god will punch their ticket to heaven, and you are no different.
- OCMy assumption was yet another Christian saying "why not Mohammed?" You are in the rare category of wackos that I get, being a Muslim that is defending christ by threatening against the defacing of your precious Mohammed. Don't worry, I'll get to it, as soon as my profits can afford the security necessary to defend against such peaceful people as your ilk tend to be (Charlie Hebdo comes to mind...)
- OCAs far as forgiving you for saying "shame on you"... Not a chance. You may as well apologize for the countless death and destruction you of "faith" have brought to bare on this world. Hollow words from a mindless drone is all I hear.
- OC"May sanity one day be yours"
Tourettes
- TDisgusting!
- OCTourette's of the keyboard again? Here, I'll play along, just so you feel included... Judgmental!
- TYep! Sure am judging you. You will be judged in the end too. This is likely just a display of your incompetence of Gods word. I pray you discover a deeper purpose with Gods help
- OCOh no, I've never though about it like th.. HYPOCRISY (sorry, I think I caught your tourettes). Isn't there something in a book somewhere about "judge not lest ye be judged"? (Matthew 7:1) Ooo ooo ooo, there was something else in that same book about sinners casting stones (John 8:7) and since obviously your all about doing your God's job for him, why not take that lack of cognitive dissonance to the next level? Brace yourself for the ultimate in casting stones technology...
- T(Dramatic pause for affect)
Hooker & Blow
BJesus loves you! He died to pay for your sins so that you can be forgiven and be free! You are never too far away to be redeemed, whoever calls on the name of the Lord will be saved! God gives true peace and healing, and in him you find security both in your identity and in death. Seek God, he is calling out to you! ♥️
OCWeird, he came to me and said something like "Hookers and blow my son, hookers and blow... And bungee jumping is awesome! One of my many failures as a deity was not having man invent it before he skewered me."- OCSell your crazy somewhere else Reagan, we're all stocked up here!!!
- BGod does not tolerate being mocked friend, I pray you repent and seek his forgiveness (which is always open to you until death) before your day of judgment
- OCOh for fucks sakes! You wackos are relentless with this crap. I've never been one to hedge my bets, so your bullshit falls on deaf ears. I don't seek out religious people to tell them that they are deranged. I have never put a gun to someone's head to buy my art. Yet here you are, threatening me with your forgiving gods wrath and/or praying for my fucking soul, like the many that have come before you and couldn't take the hint at "sell your crazy somewhere else." I get so many of these that this is literally a copy and paste response!
- BThat makes my heart glad that you are blessed with the many reminders he is sending you. Until the moment we die God sends people and events to remind us of our standing in his universe. And yes, he redeems all who turn to him through his forgiveness that none of us deserve. Death finalizes our faith or our rejection. And friend, do you not think you would have people come to you when you mock the Lord so openly?
- BDespite everything you and I have done the same Jesus you mock died for us. The Bible says before the earth was formed he (God) knew us and loved us. He will never give up on you friend, until the moment you die he will continue to send the intervention of his love because he truly desires that you not chose eternal separation. All has been forgiven in the sacrifice of Christ, all you need do is repent and believe. This is my prayer, that every person who reaches out to you would remind you of his love. That every time you make a cross you would be reminded of what took place on it in love for you.
- OCYour delusion is not my reality, nor will it ever be, regardless of your persistence in badgering me. That being said (and I mean this in the kindest way possible) please, please, please... Fuck Off!
- BNine months have passed, and I still pray for you along with many others. “For “Everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved.”“ Romans 10:13 NLT
- BYou told me last June that I believed in a delusion and it wasn’t your reality. It takes more faith to disbelieve God than to rest in his peace. We can’t create realities, we can only embrace or reject truth. Jesus is still reaching out to you
- BAnd I pray now as I have that you will turn to him and be reconciled with him 🤍
- BThere is no assurance of your place after death except in the blood of Christ shed for you in love. He promises we will be with him and every one of his promises come to fruition.
- B”If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness.“ 1 John 1:9 NIV
- B”For you know that God paid a ransom to save you from the empty life you inherited from your ancestors. And it was not paid with mere gold or silver, which lose their value. It was the precious blood of Christ, the sinless, spotless Lamb of God. God chose him as your ransom long before the world began, but now in these last days he has been revealed for your sake. Through Christ you have come to trust in God. And you have placed your faith and hope in God because he raised Christ from the dead and gave him great glory. You were cleansed from your sins when you obeyed the truth, so now you must show sincere love to each other as brothers and sisters. Love each other deeply with all your heart. For you have been born again, but not to a life that will quickly end. Your new life will last forever because it comes from the eternal, living word of God. As the Scriptures say, “People are like grass; their beauty is like a flower in the field. The grass withers and the flower fades. But the word of the Lord remains forever.” And that word is the Good News that was preached to you.“ 1 Peter 1:18-25 NLT
- BAnd I pray that you will see him everywhere you turn. He loves you more than you will ever know, and he will forgive you if you ask.
- BMay your days begin and end with the peace of God. This is my hope and prayer in Christ Jesus for you.
- OCThis one time awhile ago, I contracted gonorrhea. I waited WAY TO LONG to go to the doctor and it got REALLY BAD! My dick looked like the chick on "The Exorcists" puking pea soup everywhere. It even spread to my asshole and caused itching so bad that I wanted to ram a rat tail file up my ass.
- OCI only tell you this now because I want you to get a very clear understanding of where I am coming from...
- OCI did not read much of what you just decided to proselytize my way, and nor will I. In fact, I would re-live my entire gonorrhea experience until the day I die if it meant that I wouldn't be exposed to even another word of your mindless drivel
Why do you make fun of allah?
Official Report
- Mohammed Weewee initiated a conversation on May 2023 stating: Sad that you think this is funny…. Why do you make fun of Allah? w 7 Q 4 h T S bu E
- A. Heathen acknowledged: Not sad, funny. I prefer Jesus because crazies really come out of the wood work when you clown on Mohamed... You know, Charlie Hebdo and all that... Why do you ask? Who is okay to make fun of? y N 0W rs u 6T09 V Yzc oF HIf5 8OruggCIJ1rb sC i93 7Jv8 KG 5 80 k lHq h YcN G 1 Y
- Mohammed Weewee flung their anus into the air screaming: Ke Anything for a profit…. IL 2b oo3 Y Q f f F O n ZXdd 2 ulF Tl y f L mN G 3J 8 Kq Cox q Zz M X 6Mi NBJN tLGZ9 Fgq 0H g lk o gXz 4 7 b aG a2d 4 B f 47k u l WF D
- A. Heathen licked their lips then typed: Yeah, like stoning a woman to death and how you should treat your slaves. Oh wait, sorry, you said profit and I read prophet. Yes, you are correct. To bring others joy and to bring myself profits, that is my motivations. 4ba ael d5 ie f2H Q 0 Gi 8 K m NK v YM Ngi l Kr L K G ZrI G 5c ZL U jl w
- Mohammed Weewee was obviously hungry when they followed up with: hey man, not sure what you’re talking about or stony want me to death or how to treat your slaves you’re just a slave to profit clearly you’re a freaking democrat Du dSB UQoUUIqmLYv2 Y YDL lqQ lD sX Bk XWE h Xym Y 3 J9 Z b h hEI 5g 1 1 BCGp oS uA uV wQU3 Qwymkl2ti 3 ELN
- Then A. Heathen stated: ej You clearly haven't read that little book you are vehemently defending. This conversation is now like masterbating with a cheese grater (mildly entertaining but mostly painful) so I'll leave you with this... You seem like someone who prefers to cast the first stone in a desperate attempt to smite your perception of evil. I recommend you buy yourself a JesuSlingShot! 9 U eUT Q wa0 p x Z G B OvQ q l K D JL 6Pqx 4X f4 4 v9 1 3c3 8 2 l6Q tg Gp CU c5XvYg v uD9 cbic
- In a sexy tone, A. Heathen asserted: 7 Btw, you typed "freaking" instead of "fucking" but your Jesus knows what you meant. Shameful. 6cN I b Cv MWA yev A g b ibS8 MhaP ETU GXX j 2 xG R MTXk d a 68j5 oX S2t5 8 C q 8 C 3T J C4 q N6 4fN k q D xV T E8h W T HfeIj tq hdyobhi fzLrku 3 iJ a x dcR 5 r Us1Rpo8 0 O
- Mohammed Weewee returned: PP2o6 Nah I’m meant freaking…. I don’t curse you turd…..🙏👍 sCDL NV a E Q7k
Heart Pain
- MemorandumI am really going to pray for you. This makes me sick in my heart. For you. I'm sick in my heart for you.
To: Obscure City
From: Cardiac KarenSubject: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
- MemorandumTalk to yourself if you'd like, but don't do it on my account. If a piece of Chinese plastic and wood makes you sick in your heart, perhaps you should consult a cardiologist. Does being redundant help the heart pain?
To: Cardiac Karen
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
- MemorandumI didn't mean to insult you sir It's just that this piece of Chinese plastic and wood mocks my beloved Savior, who you obviously do not know, or it would insult you too. So I'm praying for you, sir. Loving and following Jesus is the only way, the only truth and the only real life there is. In this life and the next. Don't miss it.
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Cardiac KarenSubject: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
- MemorandumThe "thoughts and prayers" riff falls on deaf ears with me. I get these messages all the time so I'm not insulted, certainly not as much as you and your god are apparently. If you are distraught by this, perhaps further introspection and hardening of your resolve is warranted? If you truly believe that your god is insulted by this, perhaps it's time to pick a different one, or even better, none at all? Works pretty good for me, just saying. There are many paths to walk. I didn't seek you out to shit on yours but here you are, proselytizing because you and your god got insulted by something that many others find joy in, many of them being Christians who reject the old testament "fire and brimstone" bullshit that is the foundation of your belief system. You may not like the path I walk but at least my path is in no way responsible for the majority of deaths and destruction that have befallen human existence since Christianity took hold. Don't pray for me, maybe pray for yourself to find tolerance and joy in this life despite the crap you have been fed.
To: Cardiac Karen
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
- MemorandumDidn't see this message or whatever responded sooner. I never said that my God was insulted by what you produce or sell or show on your SE site. I said that I am sicking to buy it. My God, the creator of all there is, could with a simple thought, annihilate you and everything you put on that SE site. But that's not the kind of God he is. He's a God who seeks the hearts of men just like you.
To: A., Heathen at Obscure City
From: Cardiac KarenSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
I won't respond again to you sir, because you have your own opinion. But I would just like to leave you with a thought. What if I'm right? What if there is a God and that God is mine? If I'm wrong, all I've done is to live a life that is good and kind and serving of other people. That doesn't hurt anybody. But if I'm right and my Jesus is the only way to a heaven full of joy, where there is no pain and suffering. Then if I'm riding you're wrong, Sir, you have made a very very bad choice in not searching out this Jesus that I know and love. What does it hurt to search? Enjoy your day. I will continue to pray for you. - MemorandumI cut out Pascal's wager with Occham's razor awhile ago, but nice try. Sell your crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here.
To: Cardiac Karen
From: A., Heathen at Obscure CitySubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Deep in my Angina
Date: April 2023
Arabic Hindi Foolish Coward
Official Report
- Mohammed Golly initiated a conversation on January 2023 stating: DP 7 b You have very vulgar taste & I couldn't help not notice you have no muhammad or hindi "art", you must be one of them or your simply a foolish coward. Gf2 B4q s9 z 6e t o V I n fm qugF0sgs A 5 5 5MZ xOd Q 9tA to k C7 ZLdr R I Hlt 5z 3i v v 3 i5S3o2 I 82YxHVe N K 00h O H k8 DLkCKI X Sw LdM2 G Y BZ JGs 9wx d Uk Cs7 k 1JI H5EZ
- Then A. Heathen stated: s0Nhh Despite your double negative, you are correct, just your Jesus at this time but I am working on it! (Probably not Muhammed though, google "Charlie Hebdo"...) Would you be as triggered if I was clowning on other people's imaginary friends and not just yours? Rest assured though, I'm still a coward! Your kind has persecuted mine for a very long time, hence the anonymity. D T5 m ZoZ 1dxh 6 b U dP4w R
- Mohammed Golly cleaned the hoof marks off their cheeks and screamed: hb 2 Q Dude I'll keep you in my prayers because your soul is at stake. Dz YE CTE rA ReeJ 2hy 5 R 6W M zJwu x f YkU7xg f gWjT C B H isn JcnX 9 t i uB BH N2 Q i 2J ax X 9P W
- Then A. Heathen stated: ul That's it?!? That's your final thought?!? You call me out for not bashing other religions then accuse me of being a member of your opposition and a coward, so I thoughtfully respond and you fall back to the old tried and true Christian copout, "I'll pray for you"... Uu z s w a lE z aK lGoT J 5m L U ri05 I Q mT2 YAA O2R Q a l bh wD OX 9 n z lY y EO Nk o y WQ7 3 e 4qk5aW1hm mICa 0H o 9 tm Ym X j V aD i q cPe 4 e1rw0 P Y u f dd 3 BL jVA d A U g 7LY p z B qG Bf VN J p44vA R N MM
- A. Heathen acknowledged: I gotta say that I'm disappointed. You were working on a 6 out of 10 until you gave up. If you can't do better then that, I regret to inform you that I have dropped your official score to 3 out of 10. (BTW, in case you didn't notice, I get a lot of these.) 0XU0 i G5 eQ d laey 1ht jF12bZ 9 9rqu R yTaX1 Q7 GB zz Vqq ggx k cQofY Z54 P W1 Wb l GM m aM sS 5t bF53 Ffo 7HC A m R 8B6u O i yO Rm 2 04y xP 6Y N VP u m ui wuz S E z 9G Ti n kH B U S aDjt D P m U aICG ZbG Vn X n 2xWs 1 qmBy Qn lh
- Then Mohammed Golly stated: Hey! I realized my focus was not where it should be which is to pray for you because your soul is in danger. While I don't wish you success in sales & I wish you well in life I overall. And yes I've been specifically praying for you. h p zA Z zB Y Drg uQwP Wg iy T t6f q gX9 J H Ha A3woUn a 9 p z xpw R URY eV Ng g7 i2w M L Kh 5D rm j d afceWZ 0 z nfD f F 6 dzUls Sg9Ohr r4n0OAA ZE o N lv KK eHuv A zF 3ZGE0 lT 0OD E fW X Hn i aawA Z GI 2 ph X Kc m xun I 5 X 1
- A. Heathen was obviously hungry when they followed up with: q eX From saying I'm an Arabic/Hindi foolish coward to this... YOU'RE WASTING YOUR POTENTIAL! (And if you're praying for me, your wasting your time as well.) W A j o bi v U V T l N C On
- Mohammed Golly ran beneath a desk and began softly muttering: x 0 Understand yet praying for you anyway r O 5tkCi YCr 7 bd 8yK F2u L H Aj17f rD d C BOR 8BEU dh 83 hjmL wq J r H R6G E d A F OA
- A. Heathen returned: M xP zu Come on man, where's that old testament, fire and brimstone wrath you started off with? Remember how incensed you were when you first saw my art and felt it necessary to state that I'm either of an opposing religious sect or a foolish coward... EMBRACE THAT FEELING! Don't you want to smite like the old times? How about this... Cast the first stone and smite like none who has ever smote before! D XX FO gDE A C FbT k U3 vM6X8sHOn Ji G TRwa kBr Dz r 0 y Sd c wbH t fk hh 6x i BAOdUm 48 eu yL U w5 I n sBJ q B AjV c PzIuB GY
- Mohammed Golly gave the response: Good morning, So while my view on you & your products have not changed I made the decision to focus my energy on forcing myself to intercede for your soul. Blessings, z ODzIj cR CM1 wP c HH yp gFR Tq Ko OqI TK N w 5zvU X T 8KpRC O i as 8 GW S U U w v33 mmQ4 AJ ua S w K qV66 F zkGzY Zl KqW8x2 n e BC S 7Z 2LU7 7xK Y
- A. Heathen quickly retorted: Sweeeeeeeeet! Between you and all the other wackos that have said the same shit, I should be good to go. In fact, this has reinvigorated my drive to take things even farther. Your every prayer is a bet I don't have to hedge, so consider them fuel on the fire of my blasphemous ways. Thanks! pc z 1 BkX n l i 4 dQ9S d pSQ Y N 6Fr2L q A6X K Wb pNLP xi LmY 6 2 T XHm r Soqp n v3 5 Gf NP ON RPRG4 Xm o d iL 9y HZ1 7 yX I 9 YH 3 w v s8 y7 NOl 2
This is hands nailed down the best drunk purchase I've ever made. I don't think I'll ever top this one!odiumtool • July 6th
Man, this thing is bomb as f*ck! I love it. I love it so much. I am agnostic, and my boyfriend is too, but he was raised Catholic. He laughs at it, but he isn't as enamored by it like I am. He doesn't hate it. I proudly showed it to him in all His glory on my wall... he started stifling his laughter as he said "Jesus Christ." I have shared this with everyone I know who won't slash my car tires.Brit • March 25th
AHHHHHHMMMAAAZZZIIINNGGG. This is going to be one hell of a gift, it's perfect in every way. Fast shipping and packaged so very carefully. Killer sense of humor. Thank you for this!sarahhall2211 • January 18th
When I first saw this I didn’t intend to buy it, however I couldn’t stop laughing about it. Life is too short not to have a little fun. Super happy I made the purchase, it is worth every penny!Stephanie Smith • July 26th
i am a christian with a sense of humor & this is an awesome novelty wall hanger. i am really glad i happened upon this...thank you!jtkoutlaws • January 24th
This is the most fabulous thing I've bought in a long time. I knew I loved it when I saw it, but the deal was sealed on my purchase after reading the description. So hilarious and irreverent.... just like the product! Everyone should have a BunJesus!Susan • May 26th
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