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Blasphemous Bundle

Name: Blasphemous Bundle
SKU: oc-blasphemousbundle
Availability: InStock

2 SAVIORS, 1 BOX! We’ll take your money and you take it both ways!
A fun loving BunJesus on your wall with a brimstone dealing JesuSlingShot in your hand.

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2 SAVIORS, 1 BOX! We’ll take your money and you take it both ways!
A fun loving BunJesus on your wall with a brimstone dealing JesuSlingShot in your hand.

Jump, Laugh, Smite!

You want options? We got your options right here! Pick the cord color on your BunJesus and we will match it to your JesuSlingShot. You want them in the sinister gloss black finish? Pick it. You want to mix and match colors and finishes? Okay you psycho. Message us with with your specific order requests but please type slow because we don’t read very fast. You gotta be special right? You want a participation trophy and an Austrian goat milk double-half-caf-half-decaf-soy milk cappuccino – extra hot – with a dash of Madagascar cinnamon-and half tablespoon of caramel-latte-frappa-mocha to go with that?

Coming right up!

You could just check out the separate listings for each product to get a better understanding of each one, but your lazy so do you really want to…? Not really.

Now stop laughing and wipe the tears from your eyes long enough to click “Add To Cart”. You’ll be glad you did. And so will we.

Quick! Everyone look busy, Jesus is coming, 2 at a time in 1 box.

Though the JesuSlingShot art works pretty good, a blood sucking lawyer friend advised us to specify that this is a novelty product and is not intended for actual use, be it casting the first stone, smiting of evil, et al.

If you use it as a slingshot and it fails for whatever reason and/or causes harm to yourself, others, or allows you to be smote by evil, Obscure City LLC is not liable.

Also, suing us is useless as selling controversial stuff on the internet is not that profitable!

Please review our Returns & Refunds Policy as well as our website’s Terms & Conditions to familiarize yourself with how we operate. We promise that it’s very important, compelling, and riveting reading.

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